Final Fantasy XIV Gets Breast Size Selector


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    Comment by Anonymous
    18:59 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    On the whole customization being behind everything else... Its still a beta they already said that the creation isnt going to be to its fullest until retail... Seriously reviewers of any quality need to think before putting up opinions your just making yourselves looks inherently stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:22 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's not a breast size selector, everyone here has been trolled.

    There is a way to make the breasts bigger though and i'll tell you how it's done. There's different preset heights for the character as in taller or shorter labeled as 1,2,3,4,&5. The shortest preset (1) will have the smallest breasts and the tallest preset will have the larger breasts (5). In other words, each "preset has different body proportions", there's not a slider for a specific part of the body such as the breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:46 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awesome~~ Now i can stare at women's breasts and say i'm maintaining eye contact w00t

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:35 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone else realise this is still in production? I know we like to take every opertunity to take a dump on SE's head but seriously guys this is getting pathetic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:47 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have to agree with you there.
    Sure, the latest FF's haven't been the most amazing, but damn, it's like every little thing has to be criticized.
    Some people just like hating big franchises when they become too popular.

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    Comment by RaspberryKisses
    20:42 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

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    Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui
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    Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!)

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    Pettan, pettan, harupittan
    Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
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    Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika
    Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika (Stalker tte iu naa (T_T))

    Kyou mo haigo ni ashioto hitahita Oyashiro-sama ga stalking!!
    Tatari ni shissou, ikenie, goumon, oni kakushi tte tsumamigui?

    Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!)
    Yami ni e to (douman seiman)
    Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai)

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    Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
    Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
    Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!)

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    Pettan, pettan, harupittan
    Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
    Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai)

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    I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns and sacred wines from the offerings
    The little girl who throws parties every three days is actually a really heavy drinker
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    Born into the world of humans (don't turn all squishy!)
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    Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
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    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
    Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!)

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    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
    Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

    Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl
    Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl(don't call me flat!)
    Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika
    Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (don't call me a stalker!)

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    Curses, disappearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning-away, and sneak-eating?

    This oni (evil spirit begone)
    Born into the world of humans (don't turn all squishy!)
    Will be buried in the darkness (Miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, yeah!)

    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
    Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!)

    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, harupittan
    Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
    Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!)

    Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl
    Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl(don't call me flat!)
    Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika
    Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (don't call me a stalker!)

    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
    Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!)

    Flat, flat, smooth and flat
    Flat, flat, harupittan
    Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
    Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

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    Comment by RopeXPantsu
    17:19 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Will the game run faster if you choose small breasts? I mean, you don't need to compute as much breast pyhsics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:06 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, THAT'S what the 'technical problems' delaying the PS3 release are~

    In all seriousness, the character customization looks amazing. I'm guessing those are PC screens, though~

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:31 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would rather have a smaller selection of dev-designed actually usable faces, rather than an almost infinite number of poor, horribly deformed people.

    Oblivion and Demon's Souls stand out in my mind as being incredibly hard to make a face I'm actually happy with. Didn't bother trying with ME/ME2 as I liked the default Shepard, but I doubt it was any easier.

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    Comment by Hitoritaka
    15:45 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You should see what some ppl have done with Aion. It's pretty impressive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:21 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmm bouncy wouncy? :D

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:22 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    UMMMM guys fact 101: Women get boob stink if they don't wash under their boob line.. That's why big boob women don't understand where their stink comes from.

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    Comment by Ido
    11:59 11/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Best option ever, now I'll finally get to play my peta female character!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 12/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the....I didn't notice this until now. Spent like 2 hours on the character creation and never put attention to that. I was actually looking at her real face. lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:58 12/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sims 3 defaults were the worst. Just looked like variations of a single person. Very offensive in it's attempt to force a certain look on all players. Fallout 3 was only marginally better. It was a handful of people you could choose from, but again variants of the same person. That is not customisable in the least but an insult to intelligence of users.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:46 16/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shooting MMO All Points Bulletin has already achieved the holy grail of character customization. all else are second.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:22 23/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have to +1 this... APB Customization is un believable

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    Comment by Izekyu
    08:57 23/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well... It looks like this is only for the japanese version. And i just checked the character creation on XIV And there is no breast size selector... So This might mean that the japanese have more selector's than the western version.

    This is sad...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:43 17/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I bet they license the PhysX engine for realistic boobies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:42 17/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I bet they license the PhysX engine just for realistic jigglies.

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    Comment by Dream Weaver
    04:11 11/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funny enough I was actually going to buy this just to create huge boobs. That's the only reason why I play those WWE games. You can make MASSIVE, fake boobs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:31 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wished all games had this..

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:13 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you're going to be running around looking at one thing for hundreds of hours, it may as well be something hot.

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    Comment by Klingengeist
    00:52 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You make it sound like its the first MMO to actually have such an option...
    Go play Aion, AoC, Continent of the Ninth and so on.

    You also seem to compare an MMO to mostly SP RPGs if you name Bioware and Obsidian in comparion.

    Btw im playing female chars too because i like to look at female chars (and real women too ^^), but i dont like the big breast sizes in many games. They look stupid most of the time and in dont have a big tit fetish. :P
    But it seems the charcreation will suck in comparison to Aion's (and some other MMOs being out there for some years), even Tera Online's got upgraded. But japanese MMOs are always behind. Korean ones ftw, they even started to get away from the typical grind they were infamous for a while ago.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:34 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    there should be a arekishi's size too

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    Comment by DFC
    14:23 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Still not doing it right..

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    Comment by PrinceHeir
    10:36 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    can it have ninja gaiden sigma bouncy physics?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:37 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    By the way, if you want DFC in FFXIV then look no further than the Lalafell, if you're into midgets that is

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    Comment by Hitoritaka
    15:19 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Woohoo, I could make big breasted women! And they HAVE a DFC option for all you lovers. They're called men ^^

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    Comment by Anonymous
    13:23 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most mmos that have decent graphics have this option really, from everquest 2 that is 6 years old to age of conan. Games like warhammer and wow that had meh graphics are release but really this is a standard feature in mmos.

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    Comment by basilio
    13:09 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I recall Silkroad Online having a similar option in its character creation screen though...

    Oh well. Whatever adds variety to the characters.

    Maybe they should have an option for penis size, too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:05 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *spoilers* They do. *spoilers*

    Also, the limited customization is a given there just starting beta, there will be more options later.

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    Comment by cupcake_deluxe
    13:25 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I too would rather see a loli beating stuff up as that's my favorite archetype ever. :3 I wonder what the breast size choice will say about the player.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    NOT

    BIG

    ENOUGH!

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    Comment by Myballz
    15:32 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have to agree its not big enough!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:45 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So many males are gonna crank this thing to 11.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Crowbar
    22:55 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    'cause 11 is 1 bigger, innit?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 10/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why do you guys hate Spinal Tap jokes? Is it because they aren't edgy anymore?

    Comment by Neutral_Eyes
    13:37 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    BETA.

    So include "Breast size option please" with your feedback. Give the Lalafell some love, too.

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    Comment by pukista
    13:35 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow! YOUR ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS! MAYBE ALL OF YOU ARE FAT ASS NERDS WHO ALWAYS LIKES TO JERK OFF THEIR SISTERS PANTIES! DIE FUCKING NERDS DIE!! ALL OF YOU!!

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    Comment by Hitoritaka
    17:34 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm voting this up. Kudos for an anon troll to finally make an account and attach a name to their ignorant statement. Of course, you'll be getting banned eventually lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lols? why would such a person create an account here?

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    Comment by Kei-chan
    15:13 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think because Artefact has been deleting the anon posts like that, which they should. So they think they might be safe just by creating an account to post like a jackass.

    Just ignore the troll.

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    Comment by Artefact

    You account holding people are failing dismally by not voting him down.

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    Comment by TehBoringOne
    15:09 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kinda retarded, yes, when he could have posted without making an account and sign it like this:

    "--pukista"

    But noooo... Retard went and made an account...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:02 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And yet here you are...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:02 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1/10 man. It's like you're not even trying!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 09/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @pukista, you're a close minded person, aware of that?





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