A recent publication has been offering the chance for K-ON! otaku to test their mettle by answering questions about pointless trivia only the most obsessively devout of fans could possible know without skipping through the episode in question.
For beginners:
1. What class is Yui in? (episode 1)
2. Who are in these suits? (1)
3. Ritsu is being told to provide proof for a guitar purchase. What does she do? (2)
4. What is the name and species of the keionbu’s pet turtle? (3)
5. What is written on Yui’s T-shirt? (3)
6. What boon can those who stroke the cow statue at the shrine Yui visits expect? (4)
7. What were the contents of the late night mail Yui got from her little sister? (5)
8. What was attached to Mio’s hair from the morning on? (7)
9. What ingredient did Yui forget when making takoyaki at elementary school? (8)
10. Why did Yui say she wants to become a bus conductor in the future? (8)
11. What was the name of Azusa and Yui’s performing duo? (9)
If these seem insufficiently challenging, there is always the advanced K-ON! otaku master class:
34. What was the riddle Tsumugi was talking about when they changed classrooms? (1)
37. How did Yui describe the turtle’s cuteness? (2)
38. What was Tsumugi moved by in the home centre? (2)
39.What type of turtle is the Kotobuki household keeping at present? (3)
42. What type of goods did they make for the Mio fan club? (7)
43. What was the topic of the book Mio was reading when spoken to by Ritsu? (8)
2ch’s scoring system indicates that those with 0-20% are “Ton-chan level,” whilst those with 100% “are practically members of the keionbu themselves.”
Perhaps it is as well that those capable of answering these questions would have no truck with a real woman.
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Almost scored 100%. Pretty easy. I'm a megafan of course, but I also have protographic memory.
the most relevant thing is ritsu and her sexy pic. i always hated her but that damn handy man nows his brush
I dont know the answer to any of those questions xD
So no Music related questions huh.
Like who did Yui imitate in the first scene, of Episode 1, Season 2?
Question 7 is mistranslated. It's Ui who got the mail, and Yui who sent it. Of course, the truly hardcore people already knew that.
Anyway,I think I got about 25% of all these questions and even then, my answers were quite minimalistic. I need to watch this show more.
Kudos to people who can truly remember everything.
Question 10 is mistranslated too.
It should be "Why did Yui say she CAN'T become a bus conductor in the future?"
hmmm interesting i guess these are for the hardcore fans ^^
Sorry... I'm an old guy, my brain is full, and I ignore "unimportant" details.
Now, a _REAL_ hopeless person^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hotaku would re-watch all the Kei-On! episodes, take notes, and re-take the test, trying to raise his/her score.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I could not answer one question correctly. I am ashamed of myself.
I only know 8 of the given questions..
Glad I don't know much about this series.
Needs moar mumu K-ON art.
Don't have to be a devout fan to know useless trivia. People say that I have a good memory, and honestly, things just stick in my head whenever I watch something.
What's sad is that I recently watched all 12 episodes and can't for the life of me remember half of it all - and I am a very big fan of the show! -_-;
1. 3-2
2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse
3.She panics and swallows it
4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle
5.ナイロン = Nylon
6.intelligence
7.しゃれこうべ= skull
8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan
9.Tako = Octopus
10. FOR:Because she can get free rides/AGAINST:She gets carsick easily
11.Yui-Azu
34. No fucking idea, anyone know this??
37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose
38.She had always wanted to go there
39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game 42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.
43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales
1. 3-2
2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse
3.She panics and swallows it
4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle
5.ナイロン = Nylon
6.intelligence
7.しゃれこうべ= skull
8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan
9.Tako = Octopus
10. FOR:Because she can get free rides/AGAINST:She gets carsick easily
11.Yui-Azu
34. No fucking idea, anyone know this??
37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose
38.She had always wanted to go there
39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game
42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.
43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales
Is that pee dripping down Ritsu's butt? So that's why she's smiling, naughty girl...
.........i can't answer any of those questions...
then perhaps there is still hope
This test has left me in despair because of my failure OTL
Im sorry ritsu...I have failed...*presses self destruct button*
Who is the author of the first picture?
What publication is this?
Nevermind. Nyantype, Volume 9.
1. What class is Yui in? (episode 1)
Dreadnought
2. Who are in these suits? (1)
Idiots
3. Ritsu is being told to provide proof for a guitar purchase. What does she do? (2)
Chi?
4. What is the name and species of the keionbu’s pet turtle? (3)
Raphael, teenage mutant
5. What is written on Yui’s T-shirt? (3)
Size, material, "wash with similar colors"
6. What boon can those who stroke the cow statue at the shrine Yui visits expect? (4)
One can't stop them from expecting any thing they want
7. What were the contents of the late night mail Yui got from her little sister? (5)
breastplate +1 and leggins +2
8. What was attached to Mio’s hair from the morning on? (7)
Her head
9. What ingredient did Yui forget when making takoyaki at elementary school? (8)
Heroine
10. Why did Yui say she wants to become a bus conductor in the future? (8)
Nantonaku
11. What was the name of Azusa and Yui’s performing duo? (9)
Azumanga Daiyuih
Nuhuhu
clever jokes there
Dur hur hur
ur fuckin funny son
I wonder how many people can actually get 100% on this without thinking too hard about the answers.
1. Grade 3 Class 2..
2. Azusa, Mugi, Yui, Ritsu, Mio.
3. *Gobble
4. Failed this one :<
5. Romance..(?)
6. Become smarter (My dear Fuuko watched the incident with shock)
7. I forgot.. :<
8. Yakisoba bread price tag.
9. Octopus meat..(?)
10. She thought the job was cool.. not that sure.
11. YuiAzu.
34. Gah, I forgot!! :<
37. Ton-chan was cute... in a weird way..
38. Magazine roll wrapper and Silver utencils polish.
39. Umm.. some.. Big turtle.. ?
42. Back scratcher, ruler, etc w/ Mio's sticker on them..
43. Umm... Kamasutra?
1. 3-2
2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse
3.She panics and swallows it
4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle
5.ナイロン = Nylon
6.intellegence
7.しゃれこうべ= skull
8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan 9.Tako= Octopus
10.Because she can get free rides 11.Yui-Azu
34. No Fucking Idea, anyone?
37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose 38.She had always wanted to go there
39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game
42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.
43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales
You win the internet, sir!
1. 3-2
2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse
3.She panics and swallows it
4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle
5.ナイロン = Nylon
6.intelligence
7.しゃれこうべ= skull
8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan 9.Tako= Octopus
10.Because she can get free rides
11.Yui-Azu
34. No fucking idea, anyone??
37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose
38.She had always wanted to go there
39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game 42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.
43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales
damn I didnt even get 2 right and I consider myself K-On! love.
-_-
Great score... I think. You win!
I get more pussy than you.
Failed this shit real hard.
...so you can consider yourselves being happy :)
And I was even planning to make a thesis about this....
GOD DAMN IT...
What are questions 12-33, I now wonder...?
Never been a fan of K-On! but DAMN those ass tan lines look SEXY.
I always thought Ritsu to be the least sexy of the group but I never expected her to be this sexy!
I feel saddened, but also delighted at the fact that I got the majority of the first batch of questions right...
Those with 10% and more are idiots ? :)
Don't know. Don't care.
Agreed. Note how none of the questions deal with story or character development.
well they do give away the answer to four in the article, for those who don't know it...I got like a 60% on the first 11 questions, I bombed the rest...
Damn, I got a zero in this test, guess I have to study more for such an important matter!
Article's highlight: the picture.
I havent even tried to watch K-on S2. Yes, the first have left that bad impression on me.
I failed this test big time. Got a 20% grade. I was distracted because of Ritsu's hot tanned ass!
it was a half assed tan
Except her ass is pretty much the only thing not tanned in the picture.
I dislike the picture, because some 4channers turned her skin very dark forever scarring the image in my mind.
indeed
hmmm got only 10 of the questions right
Excuse me for a moment as I divert your attention away from the quiz.
I would just like to point out how fucking awesome the article picture is. That will be all, thank you for your time.
u gonna love how much devotion those ppl tht scored 100% are
all i remember is that yui forgot the tako in the takoyaki
well duh, tako is octopus
no it was the octopus! Dumb shit!
Note: Keikaku means plan.
Note: Tako means octopus.
Tako is Octopus
Glad to score 0!
K-On is terribad. But yea I agree, nice pic.
I got 0... and I am glad I got 0.
K-On.. was just... mindless crap.