So You Think You Know K-ON?

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A recent publication has been offering the chance for K-ON! otaku to test their mettle by answering questions about pointless trivia only the most obsessively devout of fans could possible know without skipping through the episode in question.

For beginners:

quiz-1

1. What class is Yui in? (episode 1)

2. Who are in these suits? (1)

3. Ritsu is being told to provide proof for a guitar purchase. What does she do? (2)

4. What is the name and species of the keionbu’s pet turtle? (3)

5. What is written on Yui’s T-shirt? (3)

6. What boon can those who stroke the cow statue at the shrine Yui visits expect? (4)

7. What were the contents of the late night mail Yui got from her little sister? (5)

8. What was attached to Mio’s hair from the morning on? (7)

9. What ingredient did Yui forget when making takoyaki at elementary school? (8)

10. Why did Yui say she wants to become a bus conductor in the future? (8)

11. What was the name of Azusa and Yui’s performing duo? (9)

If these seem insufficiently challenging, there is always the advanced K-ON! otaku master class:

quiz-2

34. What was the riddle Tsumugi was talking about when they changed classrooms? (1)

37. How did Yui describe the turtle’s cuteness? (2)

38. What was Tsumugi moved by in the home centre? (2)

39.What type of turtle is the Kotobuki household keeping at present? (3)

42. What type of goods did they make for the Mio fan club? (7)

43. What was the topic of the book Mio was reading when spoken to by Ritsu? (8)

2ch’s scoring system indicates that those with 0-20% are “Ton-chan level,” whilst those with 100% “are practically members of the keionbu themselves.”

Perhaps it is as well that those capable of answering these questions would have no truck with a real woman.


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    Comment by PhillB
    06:16 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Almost scored 100%. Pretty easy. I'm a megafan of course, but I also have protographic memory.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the most relevant thing is ritsu and her sexy pic. i always hated her but that damn handy man nows his brush

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    Comment by pilandi
    05:49 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont know the answer to any of those questions xD
    So no Music related questions huh.
    Like who did Yui imitate in the first scene, of Episode 1, Season 2?

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    Comment by Firelord
    05:28 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Question 7 is mistranslated. It's Ui who got the mail, and Yui who sent it. Of course, the truly hardcore people already knew that.

    Anyway,I think I got about 25% of all these questions and even then, my answers were quite minimalistic. I need to watch this show more.

    Kudos to people who can truly remember everything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:23 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Question 10 is mistranslated too.
    It should be "Why did Yui say she CAN'T become a bus conductor in the future?"

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    Comment by PrinceHeir
    06:31 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmmm interesting i guess these are for the hardcore fans ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry... I'm an old guy, my brain is full, and I ignore "unimportant" details.

    Now, a _REAL_ hopeless person^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hotaku would re-watch all the Kei-On! episodes, take notes, and re-take the test, trying to raise his/her score.

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    06:55 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I could not answer one question correctly. I am ashamed of myself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I only know 8 of the given questions..
    Glad I don't know much about this series.

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    Comment by B-Dawk20
    05:08 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Needs moar mumu K-ON art.

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    Comment by Actar
    04:53 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't have to be a devout fan to know useless trivia. People say that I have a good memory, and honestly, things just stick in my head whenever I watch something.

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    Comment by Deibi_Manabu
    04:46 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's sad is that I recently watched all 12 episodes and can't for the life of me remember half of it all - and I am a very big fan of the show! -_-;

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:46 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. 3-2
    2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse
    3.She panics and swallows it
    4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle
    5.ナイロン = Nylon
    6.intelligence
    7.しゃれこうべ= skull
    8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan
    9.Tako = Octopus
    10. FOR:Because she can get free rides/AGAINST:She gets carsick easily
    11.Yui-Azu
    34. No fucking idea, anyone know this??
    37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose
    38.She had always wanted to go there
    39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game 42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.
    43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:49 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. 3-2

    2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse

    3.She panics and swallows it

    4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle

    5.ナイロン = Nylon

    6.intelligence

    7.しゃれこうべ= skull

    8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan

    9.Tako = Octopus

    10. FOR:Because she can get free rides/AGAINST:She gets carsick easily

    11.Yui-Azu

    34. No fucking idea, anyone know this??

    37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose

    38.She had always wanted to go there

    39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game

    42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.

    43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:05 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is that pee dripping down Ritsu's butt? So that's why she's smiling, naughty girl...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:51 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    .........i can't answer any of those questions...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:19 06/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    then perhaps there is still hope

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:52 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This test has left me in despair because of my failure OTL

    Im sorry ritsu...I have failed...*presses self destruct button*

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:02 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who is the author of the first picture?

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    Comment by awindslowly
    12:47 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What publication is this?

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    Comment by awindslowly
    10:38 02/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nevermind. Nyantype, Volume 9.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:57 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. What class is Yui in? (episode 1)
    Dreadnought

    2. Who are in these suits? (1)
    Idiots

    3. Ritsu is being told to provide proof for a guitar purchase. What does she do? (2)
    Chi?

    4. What is the name and species of the keionbu’s pet turtle? (3)
    Raphael, teenage mutant

    5. What is written on Yui’s T-shirt? (3)
    Size, material, "wash with similar colors"

    6. What boon can those who stroke the cow statue at the shrine Yui visits expect? (4)
    One can't stop them from expecting any thing they want

    7. What were the contents of the late night mail Yui got from her little sister? (5)
    breastplate +1 and leggins +2

    8. What was attached to Mio’s hair from the morning on? (7)
    Her head

    9. What ingredient did Yui forget when making takoyaki at elementary school? (8)
    Heroine

    10. Why did Yui say she wants to become a bus conductor in the future? (8)
    Nantonaku

    11. What was the name of Azusa and Yui’s performing duo? (9)
    Azumanga Daiyuih

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:11 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nuhuhu
    clever jokes there

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:34 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dur hur hur
    ur fuckin funny son

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    Comment by dumba989
    03:52 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder how many people can actually get 100% on this without thinking too hard about the answers.

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    23:53 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Grade 3 Class 2..

    2. Azusa, Mugi, Yui, Ritsu, Mio.

    3. *Gobble

    4. Failed this one :<

    5. Romance..(?)

    6. Become smarter (My dear Fuuko watched the incident with shock)

    7. I forgot.. :<

    8. Yakisoba bread price tag.

    9. Octopus meat..(?)

    10. She thought the job was cool.. not that sure.

    11. YuiAzu.

    34. Gah, I forgot!! :<

    37. Ton-chan was cute... in a weird way..

    38. Magazine roll wrapper and Silver utencils polish.

    39. Umm.. some.. Big turtle.. ?

    42. Back scratcher, ruler, etc w/ Mio's sticker on them..

    43. Umm... Kamasutra?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. 3-2
    2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse
    3.She panics and swallows it
    4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle
    5.ナイロン = Nylon
    6.intellegence
    7.しゃれこうべ= skull
    8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan 9.Tako= Octopus
    10.Because she can get free rides 11.Yui-Azu
    34. No Fucking Idea, anyone?
    37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose 38.She had always wanted to go there
    39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game
    42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.
    43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You win the internet, sir!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. 3-2
    2.Azusa= pig Tsumugi= cat Yui= chicken Ritsu= dog Mio= horse
    3.She panics and swallows it
    4.Ton-chan/ Pseudo soft-shelled turtle
    5.ナイロン = Nylon
    6.intelligence
    7.しゃれこうべ= skull
    8.A sticker thats says 20% off yakisoba pan 9.Tako= Octopus
    10.Because she can get free rides
    11.Yui-Azu
    34. No fucking idea, anyone??
    37. she wanted to shove a peanut up her nose
    38.She had always wanted to go there
    39.Tsumugi names 3: Kusagame,Minami-Isi-Game,and Mississippi Niyoi Game 42.pencils,erasers,tissues,chocolates,can openers,chopsticks,and a backscratcher.
    43. Hans Christian Andersen, compilation of fairy tales

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    Comment by mice
    02:04 01/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    damn I didnt even get 2 right and I consider myself K-On! love.
    -_-

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:54 01/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Great score... I think. You win!

    I get more pussy than you.

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    Comment by GuhROOgaTRAVIS
    23:34 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Failed this shit real hard.

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    Comment by alex251
    00:03 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...so you can consider yourselves being happy :)

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    Comment by AiEm
    01:08 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And I was even planning to make a thesis about this....

    GOD DAMN IT...

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    Comment by DK
    00:21 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What are questions 12-33, I now wonder...?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:06 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Never been a fan of K-On! but DAMN those ass tan lines look SEXY.

    Comment by John Hayabusa
    20:29 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I always thought Ritsu to be the least sexy of the group but I never expected her to be this sexy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:57 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I feel saddened, but also delighted at the fact that I got the majority of the first batch of questions right...

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    Comment by alex251
    23:28 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those with 10% and more are idiots ? :)

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    Comment by SnooSnoo
    23:23 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't know. Don't care.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed. Note how none of the questions deal with story or character development.

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    Comment by YakomoFujikawa
    22:42 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    well they do give away the answer to four in the article, for those who don't know it...I got like a 60% on the first 11 questions, I bombed the rest...

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    Comment by Lilith
    22:30 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, I got a zero in this test, guess I have to study more for such an important matter!

    Article's highlight: the picture.

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    Comment by Riiku
    00:02 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I havent even tried to watch K-on S2. Yes, the first have left that bad impression on me.

    Comment by John Hayabusa
    00:00 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I failed this test big time. Got a 20% grade. I was distracted because of Ritsu's hot tanned ass!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it was a half assed tan

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:15 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except her ass is pretty much the only thing not tanned in the picture.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:28 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dislike the picture, because some 4channers turned her skin very dark forever scarring the image in my mind.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    17:54 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmmm got only 10 of the questions right

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    Comment by Artefalse
    02:23 01/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Excuse me for a moment as I divert your attention away from the quiz.
    I would just like to point out how fucking awesome the article picture is. That will be all, thank you for your time.

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    Comment by KomariMax
    22:51 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    u gonna love how much devotion those ppl tht scored 100% are

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:11 29/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    all i remember is that yui forgot the tako in the takoyaki

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:02 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    well duh, tako is octopus

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no it was the octopus! Dumb shit!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Note: Keikaku means plan.

    Note: Tako means octopus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:18 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tako is Octopus

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    Comment by Bazzyrick
    01:30 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glad to score 0!
    K-On is terribad. But yea I agree, nice pic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 30/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got 0... and I am glad I got 0.

    K-On.. was just... mindless crap.





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