Kuroko’s First Time
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jun 21, 2010 02:46 JST
- Tags: A Certain Magical Index, Copyright, Kuroko, Marketing, Plagiarism, Prostitution, Yuri
Kuroko has been spotted advertising, of all things, a lesbian brothel.
“Garden of Lily” (“yuri” actually means “lily”), a lesbian prostitution service for women, offers the manga on its site as a way of reassuring patrons. With the “Lovers Course” starting at 15,000 for 60 minutes, prices are much on par with heterosexual services. Paid dates are also offered for women incapable of seducing other females on their own.
There is also the added (some would say discriminatory) bonus that as no penetrative sex is involved, the services can go all the way in a way which heterosexual services cannot dare to, as in true warped Japanese legal style paid penetrative sex is illegal whilst other forms of prostitution are openly offered with police blessing.
Ku**ko: “It’s my first time, so I’m rather nervous…”
Rentgirl: “It’s OK, leave everything to me.”
Let’s go to the hotel!
The manga is accurate even down to the “Watakushi, hajimete dakara kinchou shitemasu no….” Kuroko-esque speech patterns.
2ch swiftly identified a case of Simmonsing:
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The real Kuroko would not approve.
Kuroko is taking extra lessons to please her onee-sama!!
Non-penetrative? Have they ever heard of strap-ons and double-sided dildos/vibrators?
So while Ku**ko is simmonsed, the "rentgirl" is original?
Artefact translated the good part. But still I wonder what the rest talking about are.
>>There is also the added (some would say discriminatory)...the services can go all the way...paid penetrative sex is illegal...
There's sumata so I suppose perhaps rubbing action is still accessible regardless of gender.
oh japan, why are you so awesome?
wish this was real oh wait i bet japan already does this years ago sooo awesome :D
Can you hire several and just watch?
But that is good Simmonsing, isn't it?
'...Paid dates are also offered for women incapable of seducing other females on their own.'
Wow! So it's more for fugglies! Do no want to see their customers faces!
in the first pic on the left... that face is totally traced of a haruhi poster
That fragrant rentgirl is going to earn her money.
Think of how frustrated poor little Kuroko must be always getting turned down by her oneesama.
Kuroko
our yuri goddess
Can men enter? I-I just wanna watch...
This is ADORABLE <3 <3 <3
Plagarism aside, obviously. At least it's a service Kuroko would be promoting.
Life is wonderful B)
Too flat give me Saten or at least Mikoto!
There are lesbian brotherls? lol
Japan, land of ALL(ALL ALL ALL) your fantasies!
I give this advert an 'Actar's Seal of Approval' for at least knowing the sexual orientation of their Anime characters.
Lol, look at the image URL and check out the file name.
Ku*ko *whoring*...
What a interesting name.
I am still waiting for the second season of Index.
that girl is obsessed with her oneesama. to the point that its freaky
Good Advertising.
Rentgirl onee-sama!!
If i can have her, i dont mind becoming a lesbian =3
add:ok, both of them *-*
I'm a lesbian trapped in mans body
I know what can help you. Die. If rebirth exists, you just might get lucky! :D
I'm a gay trapped in womens body.
I'm trapped in a 2D dimension with my waifu.
...I'm okay with this.
It's a trap!
I'm trapped in a mine shaft.
Send help.
I'm a trap trapped in a man's body.
that only works if you are already a woman
So awesome I am crying...
I find it hilarious that her tone of speech in the advert is EXACTLY THE SAME. desu~no~ lol
Brothels, Soap houses, etc., etc., all do this kind of stuff really. I remember seeing Jr Idols on some of the advertising outside of a soap house massage place and wondering how they could get away with it 0.o
It's not awesome enough until we get to read the continuation...
Found it
http://www.youtube.com/user/GardenOfLiLy
It's awesome enough already. I mean I'll never get into such places, males are note even welcome, and it really has nothing to do with me, yet the mere knowledge of the existence of such places makes me smile.
So it's just Ku**ko who be simmonsed? how about the "hotel girl"? is original?
Artefact just translated the good part. I wonder what the rest talking about are.
You'll find that "Simmonsing" refers to stealing the scene and layout, not necessarily the characters. In the US that'd be lawsuit-hell, in Japan they just roll with it. :)
Anyway, Kuroko is borrowed. The other girl is actually a moe-moe-ification of one of their staff, appropriately named "Yuri" >_>
http://www.garden-of-lily.com/cast_infomation/yuri_profile.html
I reckon they've done a really nice job of making her 2D version.
Some commenters further down seem to think that Kuroko is whoring herself out for money. You're got it the wrong way around!
the good part afterwards:
http://www.garden-of-lily.com/system_reservation.html#a06
Oh man If I get to Japan I am totally gonna have to look up this service.
Ah thanks for the link! Hopefully we can see more of these!
Agreed. Do want more~
Next season is the continuation of the main series.... Kuroko is officially demuxed....
How long will we have to wait until a real biribiri + Kuroko + Index Hot yuri action? @_@
Co-signing. More Kuroko yuri manga is always welcome.
I wonder if Kuroko will be able to drag Mikoto, Saten, and Uiharu into that lesbian prostitution service.
Yuri 5P. I like, I like.