Nintendo apparently believes the use of large breasted blondes is the best way to emphasise the “3D” capabilities of the recently unveiled 3DS.
From a series of tweets by a Japanese gaming celebrity (making it comparatively credible):
I got some E3 ero information from Alex, a journalist friend of mine. Apparently the selection criteria for the booth babes at Nintendo’s 3DS press conference were based on the stance that “Big breasted girls = 3D stereoscopy,” and any pechapai girls were out.
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He also said he heard a girl working at an agency got an urgent request for “Big Tits.”
Whether the report is true or not, it does not seem unlikely that something along these lines took place:
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Wow, makes sense.
even though big breasted is yummy. the girls don't look that good still nice for demonstrating the 3DS in front of them. hopefully in the TGS we get sa JAV stars to "demonstrate" to us :)
Do the BooBs come with purchase?
The fuck is this shakycam over-the-shoulder shit?
You think you could concentrate with those boobs jutting out before you?
not bad nintendo...now for some jiggly titty goodness
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/70689__468x_3ds-oppai-2.jpg
the one in the middle withhead tilted, thats notBig Breasts
She's a spy.
Iunno. One of the girls in the first pic looks to be relatively flat.
D:!!! N3DS FTW
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dekai no oppai bakimon!
Although i was so damn interested in 3DS when i saw those movies on Nintendo site i couldn't help but i was looking on those 3D woman.
There's diversity there. The pictures all show Blondes, but there were girls of all races there, including a couple of very fine Asian girls.
So what are they gonna do when it comes to TGS?
If this was in Japan, they would focus on DFC, if it's anywhere else (except Australia)...Well, you see what I mean...
I believe in my heart that Nintendo is still a lolicon to the max, DFC enthusiast, but they needed this to kick-start the sale of their new product...
Sigh~ Damn!
BIG Titties aside, when I looked at the display a wave of disappointment overwhelmed myself. This system; like all the others coming out ISN'T a 3D display!
I was amazed with that one DSi game because the player Without touching a thing could look around the scene. Imagine a pyramid set on its side, the top facing away from you. Now; using a softball as a head stand in with you to the side. Moving it around the view shifts! You can see the sides! That's 3D~
For you (probably Everyone here) who's seen the early 'Star Trek the Next Generation' will still remember that one kick ass scene where the Captain of the Enterprise talked to someone on the Main Screen. Usually we see it always head on~ but this one episode; the Captain walked toward the screen and we got to see him in profile talking to the "alien" in PROFILE!
That's what I was hoping for!
If you can't wrap your head around what I writing about. Try this one out:
While walking into a movie theater and you're coming along the side. Glancing up at the screen you'll notice some dude is talking. You see him at an angle looking up at him and can plainly see his right cheek. The scene jumps back and forth btw him and a woman but the shot doesn't change on him. When you climb up to the middle of the room and giving quick glances at the screen, you will notice that you are now looking STRAIGHT at him!
I.E. If the movie was paused and you walked around the Entire theater. You would see his right - center - left part of his face depending on where you sat!
And with that camera at the top of the 3D Dual Screen, I was hoping nintendo had developed software that would track the face of the player so that he could do just That!
Big breasts have been used to sell cars, beers, bodywash & otherstuff, so why not gaming systems?
Big breasts = $$$!!!
I'm disappointed in Nintendo. They're promotions were almost never perfect, but they never seemed to use the "sex sells" angle before. Now it seems like they're using an old method airlines used to have for hiring flight attendants.
Those blondes have big breasts?
I didn't notice.
This is why the 3DS is getting DOA people.
Boobs are the best thing about 3D, hell, I wouldn't give a fuck about 3D if it wasn't for big D sized tits.
I'm okay with this.
Considering the buying power of otaku, I believe your quite right.
If I was there, I don't know where to look,
the 3DS or the melons infront of you. Hard choice
I didnt see a "wheres Equality Now now?" comment. So im posting it.
Why stick the women with the 3DS ?
I would bring them both at home.
DFC DFC DFC
mid sized boobs are nice at times too!!!
I could see the 3d effect through my computer monitor.
Technically that's impossible >_>. No matter in whichever angle it is filmed, your eyes won't see the 2 different screens on your PC-screen like you would on the 3DS.
I could see the 3D effect too on my LCD when the guy holds it against the camera. There are too interlaced pictures so the eye can recognize it as 3D - it's not perfect but the effect is there even on a non-3D monitor. Watch 0:46-1:00 and get close to the monitor.
every male loves tits, unless they are gay or pedo.
So jackass, hows the weather way up there on your pedastel? Why don't you shut up before you make yourself look even more stupid.
I know some men that don't care for tits, its all about pussy for them, so don't go carelessly assuming stupid shit.
That's a good way to stare at those delicious breasts: pretend to play the Nintendo 3DS.
now that i think about it, the 3DS reminds me of an old arcade game that used a 3D window. Looked like pac man ghosts running around a mansion and you had to shoot them. i remember playing it a while back...
I actually played that game a few times back then. It's called "Golly! Ghosts"
NO NOES NINTENDO... Y U HAET DFC???
HAETERS GOTTA HAET..
And here I thought Mario and Miyamoto liked little peaches...
Nevertheless, Nintendo knows how to sell their awesome product...Although If I was them, I'd focus on the ass of those busty girls more...
But...This beats a mechanical elephant and actors mimicking movements on a giant screen any day!!!
*thumbs up*
Flat chests are like cookies without milk
Flat chests can provide milk just fine. ^_^
This is disappointing.. Nintendo had quite alot of DFC characters, they are segregating the market against us DFC lovers!!
Also, I hate the 3DPD direction Nintendo is taking, they used to be all about the 2D and flat goodness.
Not to mention stealing a MGS game from Sony :3
not me...
i'm not pedo
You know there is legal DFC, you just deny their existence cause they are too good for you.
Yeah it's true, I've seen some really good looking flat/small chested women in their 20s and 30s but they generally have hips and a womanly figure and don't look like a 12 year old boy without a penis as in pretty much all anime.
Agreed fatalistic, there are tons of small breasted or flat women that are just as great looking as large breasted women. The size of fat or silicon on your chest shouldn't be the only judge of beauty.
QFT
Nintendo fan's got to see Boob's, while Xbox 360 fan's gets to see a cute little girl play a pet a kitty game, Sony has Kevin telling us about the Blue Ball controller.
No wonder people voted for Nintendo being a great press conference.