Gamer Kills Kitten

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A man has been arrested after smashing a kitten which interrupted his gaming.

Police were called to a 21-year-old man’s Virginia apartment one evening after his girlfriend reported that he had thrown her pet kitten against a wall, killing it “in front of her kids,” say police.

The cat had apparently disconnected his console, enraging him.

He has been charged with animal cruelty and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors. He also had a variety of prior felony convictions for violence.

Which game and console he was playing is unfortunately not specified.


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    Avatar of Jueki
    Comment by Jueki
    01:45 05/06/2010 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    What a sad idiot.

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    Comment by Noodlestein
    01:49 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No kidding... People really need to learn how to control their rage. Poor kitty.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    if anyone should get scolded, its that woman, dumb enough to let her kids hang around a violent cretin
    the article didnt describe him much, but he obviously has anger issues and is thus probably dangerous and a bad example to the kids
    it always impresses me what poor taste women display, livin with cave men and then callin the police to handle things every friday
    duhhh

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:22 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if anyone should get scolded, its that woman, dumb enough to let a kitten hang around a violent cretin

    fixed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:05 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Being that serious over gaming at your girlfriend's house is fully fail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well honestly, Id rather have a kid go down. Especially if its his. He doesnt deserve to pass down genes.

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    03:14 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    TT_TT
    Killing kitty..unforgivable
    CHIKUSHOU!!

    "misdemeanors" is an incorrect word here...Correct word is "felony".

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:10 06/06/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    so you must be a fag cause you don't like pussy (obvious cat joke)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:29 07/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @02:18

    You come on here, using Anonymous's name, and say you hate cats? You got a death wish mother fucker?

    Anonymous takes care of it's own, but it also destroys it's own.

    Comment by Anonymous

    He just fuking hate cats... along 5 billion people, what's so wrong? Most people loeathe cats, because they are disgusting, only fags and the eldery likes those pests.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes he's really an assassin, he's an ASS-ASS-IN

    Comment by Ryuhouji
    14:55 22/03/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    WAX ON ASS... WAX OFF ASS

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:46 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ASS-ASS-OUT
    ASS-ASS-IN
    ASS-ASS-OUT

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:07 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If a cat could disconnect the console, he has some serious wiring issues.

    Self inflicted, since anyone like "her kids" could do the same.

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    Comment by alidan
    03:46 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    nah, i care more about cats than people.

    a kid will press your buttons for years, on purpose just because they are little fuckers, a cat only did it by accident.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:38 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anonymous 09:18 05/06/2010

    "Try and remember everyone who says something of that vein is not an emo kid who you ought to rage at."

    The irony here is amazing - not surprising mind you, just amazing. If you want to offer up apologetics for misanthropy by suggesting that not every misanthrope has adopted their position so as to complement their angsty teen emo persona, then at least try not to sound like said angsty teen yourself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:25 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some animals are every bit as territorial as humans. they only reason they don't fight wars, is they don't have the mental aptitude to use weaponry.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:30 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ExtrovertedOtaku
    Actually I know someone with a pretty sound wire setup and their cat manages it all the time...though they don't attack it when it does

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:27 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think instead of saying you'd rather see 100 kids die rather than a kitten, you might want to just say "I'd rather see that guy smashed into the wall and die rather than a kitten."

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    Comment by Desasw23
    01:55 09/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ouch owned...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:07 08/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha, Commom Sense, your statements are hilarious. Not only is your grammer incorrect, but you managed to make 70% of your comment sounds absolutely misconstrued. Ok lets start with this error of judgement you managed to screw up, "Study animals before making judgments like humans are the worse." First of what does studying animals have to do with the mans statement of "a cat only did it by accident," when clearly by your name (Common Sense) a cat does not acknowledge disconnecting a controller. Like it would make sense the cat did it purposely? Ridiculious assumption you've made and its "worst" not "worse."
    Lets go on, "When you answer with idiotic biased statements, you only make yourself an ass." Haha I love this one because its a paradox, you've just contradicted yourself saying that making idiotic biased statements make people an ass however, stating that would be a biased statement, therefore your an ass LOL. Shall we continue your english laughing stock and ideals? Third, "So humans are born to be a bunch of ill-mannered twats?" Awesome, children are often ill mannered, even if they are taught proper manners through caregiving they tend to escalate and get out of control. It's a normal and TRUTHFUL fact. And again "I really hate all these idiots that act like they know shit when they don't bother to research it. All these "intelligent" animal-favoring fuck heads need to do a little research." Why would you need to research cat behaviour when more than half the time behaviour is based on there instincts and environmental conditioning. Which would exclude any research based on this arguement.... so saying something like "research this shit!" doesn't make sense Mr.(Common Sense).
    Oh boy it just keeps going...
    "If you read my comment right, I was saying that you can't call a human worse than a kitten over stupid bases." Wah? Before I even comment on this, please spell "biased" correctly. Ok so, apparently when one is being biased to the fact that humans are underdogs compared to kittens, they shouldn't be biased? Because if your read your statement in proper english it would be "If you have read my comment correctly, I explained that you cant state a biased opinion about cats being greater than humans because its retardedly biased." HUH!? does that make sense? That would be a rhetorical question. "People who think animals are better than humans only think that way through listening to retarded biased -," No, this is definitely incorrect. Just because someone listens to a opinion doesn't mean they will want to "join the cause." If I say "I believe light is better than dark." thats an opinion that would most likely be argued for different reason and I dont believe everyone will join my side just because I stated an opinion. So that sentence is fragmented. Wow "- and somehow influential others." Come on... its "influence" others not "influential" others. That would also be a collective sentence fragment; its entirely incomplete. Once again... "Humans have the advantage of being smartest." It would be "Humans are intellectual giving them an advantage over felines." Oh heres another good one. "Loving something more doesn't mean you think it's better. " No? So if I love watermelons it doesn't mean "I" think its better? Ha so much for that assumption. "I love humans more than any other animal." Ok, just to let you know, were mammals btw.
    "And no, I will not post information on animals because it's for YOU to research it. Nothing with what I said requires research. I'm telling these idiots who call humans worse to research it before saying some blatant biased statement." Research what? I've already explained that research would be useless. Oh wait, now you acknowledge that everything you've said requires no research.. oh wait, no, at the end you manage to contradict yourself once again to research "IT." I hope one day you find out what were trying to research.

    Oh yes and before I finish making you look entirely, mentally handicapped. I'd like to say cats and humans don't have any superiority with one another other than a food chain aspect. So I suggest you kindly take a major in English when you enter University and you might also want to Minor in Animal Care.

    Sincerely,
    Anon

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:49 28/08/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    a new lolcat
    Bastard kitten
    Fucking up your game saves since 2010

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    Comment by Common Sense
    04:53 06/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anonymous 06:25 05/06/2010
    My typing and cursing a lot making it appear like I'm raging over the webs. I will admit that the stupidity angered me, but I'm all calm.

    No where in what I said earlier had anything like "Humans are better than animals." If you read my comment right, I was saying that you can't call a human worse than a kitten over stupid bases. People who think animals are better than humans only think that way through listening to retarded biased and somehow influential others. Humans have the advantage of being smartest. Doesn't mean they're better. In my opinion, there is no "best' species.

    Loving something more doesn't mean you think it's better. I'd cry over a kittens death more than many humans out there. But I'm not talking about random kittens and people. I love humans more than any other animal.

    And no, I will not post information on animals because it's for YOU to research it. Nothing with what I said requires research. I'm telling these idiots who call humans worse to research it before saying some blatant biased statement.

    Avatar of Shanyy
    Comment by Shanyy
    00:18 06/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    America. Suing your girlfrieand/boyfriend. The best you can do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:18 07/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would rather see 1000 cat-lovers die then a cat, or a kid tbh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:11 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yea man, fuck the kids. Most of this worlds problems are because of us humans. This whole thing would've never happened if us humans didn't waste time making these consoles. And majineko, your the only ass here.

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    Comment by Majineko
    03:55 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    so you rather see a kid die. ass -_-

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the man is the only animal who kill for fun, the cat only kill if it learn it from the humans or to defend his own territory.

    Avatar of Common Sense
    Comment by Common Sense
    05:23 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Study animals before making judgments like humans are the worse. When you answer with idiotic biased statements, you only make yourself an ass.

    @alidan - "a kid will press your buttons for years, on purpose just because they are little fuckers, a cat only did it by accident."

    So humans are born to be a bunch of ill-mannered twats? The death of children is also worth it if they pressed the "off" button of your console for a couple of years? Were you dropped on your head?
    --
    I really hate all these idiots that act like they know shit when they don't bother to research it. All these "intelligent" animal-favoring fuck heads need to do a little research. I don't give a fuck if you love a kitten more than a human since that's an opinion. I do give a fuck when you, someone of my very own species, believe dumb shit like what Alidan believes in because they listen to everyone one around them. Hell, research isn't even needed. Common Sense is all you need to at LEAST be open minded about things.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:39 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aye. +1 to "Fuck the kids".
    Anyway, screw that asshole. Killing a kitten? Darn. What a fag. When my cat does something stupid, I just slap it on the ass a time or two - teaching it "this is forbidden!", you know. But to kill a kitten over a fucking game... I hope he goes back in time and, in Soviet Russia, the kitten kills him.

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    Comment by MasterYuke
    04:34 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    people like this make the media hate video gamers...

    sidenote: so sad that this happened in my birthplace! at least my cats are still alive--quite senile though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:39 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anonymous 04:11 05/06/2010

    "Most of this worlds problems are because of us humans."

    If you really believe this, then why haven't you killed yourself yet? Is it because you're a hypocrite or is it just because you think everyone *else* is a piece of shit, except yourself? Either way, ass = you for sure - and a smug one at that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:51 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I bet it was an Xbox.

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    Comment by Kaarme
    02:48 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good thing it wasn't one of the kids who disconnected the console. While a kitten dying needlessly is sad, a kid dying would be worse.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:49 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well.. Humans are animals so....

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:19 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't believe it was only in 2003 that scientists proved fish felt pain... I mean seriously... Of course they fucking feel pain.

    And... in 1996 they officially classified the Giant Panda as a bear.

    How many retards live on this planet?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fish thing you can call out on (only a bit since they were believed to feel pain till they discovered they have no neocortex) but the panda thing... Just because it looks like a bear doesn't mean it is genetically close to one after all it also had raccoon traits and things can look similar without having similar genetics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:18 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    While
    Anonymous 04:11 05/06/2010
    "Most of this worlds problems are because of us humans."

    was a pretty pointless comment, stating the obvious as it was, Anonymoys 04:39 05/06/2010 isn't much better for complaining about someone saying out loud a fact. Recognizing that we largely caused our own problems doesn't make you an egoist hypocrite for god's sake. Try and remember everyone who says something of that vein is not an emo kid who you ought to rage at.

    And seriously, anyone who tries to deny that the human race doesn't really have many problems aside from self-inflicted ones is a fucking retard.

    Just my two cents. Oh and I like both kids and kittens, as long as they behave.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:30 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    would rather see 100 kids die than a kitten tbh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:21 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cats > Kids. Cats are cute all the time, kids are cute some of the time, and the rest of the time are fucking retarded.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:04 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    For people too special to think about it, the odds of a kid getting flung with the same lethal force as was this kitten is insanely low, hell an enraged backhand would have much less effect unless we're talking about infants here, and chances are the infant would be too preoccupied rolling around in a pin than acting as a kitten would.

    People are much more resilient than tiny animals.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:25 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mr. Common Sense, you most definitely need to take a chill pill and start to read what you're typing.

    "Study animals before making judgments like humans are the worse."+"I really hate all these idiots that act like they know shit when they don't bother to research it."

    ^
    Now then, please provide authentic and authoritative research, stating that humans are any better than animals. Sure, we're more or less "upgraded apes" (fuck you, intelligent-design-tards), but being "upgraded", doesn't mean we've any right to declare ourselves inherently superior. Do you, by any chance, support Aryanism?

    Also, that little kids are annoying fucks is a fact. A bit of a hyperbole here and there won't hurt anyone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Humans *are* worse.

    If you can look around this demented slaughter house of a world we live in and say humans aren't worse, then you're full of bullshit.

    How many cats have started wars? None.

    How many cats have slaughtered hundreds of innocent people? None.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Cat's are freaking disgusting I rather stomp at them at first sight.

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    Comment by Dia
    02:58 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The woman is. Why did she bring her kids in front of a felon convicted for violence? And why wasn't he in prison, I would think the convictions in Virginia are long for that kind of stuff.

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    Comment by Kei-chan
    13:29 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That kinda goes into human stupidity and naitivity. Its like the women who stick with men who constantly beat them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:28 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you know it goes the other way too, right? i stayed in a relationship for far too long thinking i could fix things between us and that it was stupid things i was doing that made her angry... jaded i may be, but now i know differently...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Killing a cute kitten over a damn game? That kind of pointless, petty cruelty deserves torture for awhile.

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    Comment by TheBeast
    08:33 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think there is a lesson to be learned here. and that lesson is "BAD KITTEH!!!" i got a big beastly cat, like a bobcat. he meows alot, but i couldn't hurt the little bugger.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 05/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The death penalty for him... NOW!!! NYAAAAA~~~!~~!

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