Breast fans are astonished by the apparent success of a “3/4 cup” bra which offers ladies troubled by the large size of their breasts the chance to compress their assets.
The company responsible predictably claims the new bra has a large potential market:
“We conducted a survey of women aged 20 to 40, and 10.7% said they ‘wanted to display their bust in a compact fashion’ – this was the impetus for developing the bra. Women with a complex about having large breasts aren’t few in number.”
The survey also found 24.6% wanted bras to give them a size boost, but the majority were more concerned with practicalities – 32.9% wanted a comfortable “natural” fit, and 32.8% “firm support.”
Actual women with such a complex offer diverse reasons for feeling they wish to downplay their assets:
“It just doesn’t match cute clothing.” (F cup)
“I learned a client started calling me ‘breast woman’ – it was really shocking, I cried.” (H cup)
“There was a lot of malicious gossip about me showing off my breasts.” (E cup)
The bra is said to be enjoying healthy sales.
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I SECOND THAT!!! Man. Those guys inventing this abominatioon must be fed to piranhas ASAP before the F & F+ breast disappears.
Pedophile spotted. Those of you with children, escort them to safety.
I’ve got an AK. Should I give those Lolis some extra nostrills?
Can it really reduce your breast size? I want one! Even though I’m quite flat, it still get in my way when I’m practicing my martial arts skill. And I want to be an athlete.My parents have been bugging me to wear a bra for quite a while now. It’s annoying. I envy you guys.
Are u sure u’re a woman? or just a trans?. Martial art? Yeah, righhhttt
Personally i don’t want hear women complaining about chest size, at least they have the option to “manage” their assets, whether through bras or enhancement or reduction surgery. Men have no such option, and it can make life a sort of living hell. Men like me suffer the most,i have a condition know as micropenis, and it means just what it says, when erect i measure no more than 2 inches, i suffer every day with no hope or options. It is a physical impossibility for me to have sexual intercourse as you need at least 3 inches to reach the inner part of the vagina.I can’t have sex, which means i can’t have children and i’m the (only male child left in my family), which means I can’t fall in love because love’s expression is through sexual intercourse. I will never be loved and i will always be alone, so on this matter I’ll hear no complaint from the opposite sex.
Hahahahaha, that’s hilarious!
Maybe you can find a lady out there with a micropussy.
Good idea. Big boobs are just gross. Hanging and flopping around.