The large, flat and invitingly blank surfaces of Apple’s iPad provide an ideal medium for itafication and Apple otaku have obligingly begun to provide examples of their handiwork:
Unless you jailbreak this, iPad is another useless paper weight.
- You can't print. There are some shitty apps that allow minimal printing of photos - but thats about it. They won't even work most of the time since iPad has no driver.
- You can't do Word, Excel, or PowerPoint on it. Steave is a lying bastard. iWork can't do shit. Sure you can import your word into iPad, but all formatting/fonts etc are lost. And guess what, you can't save any of your edit as doc or ppt, xls file, its all shitty pdf.
- $30 bucks for iWork. Another $5 for comic reader. Another $50 for iTeleport etc. you get the picture. Unless you fucking jailbreak its a piece of junk that actually drain your wallet.
- No flash. How fucking can this be a browsing device if it can't do flash!? Andriod and Slate(if it will ever be here) will do flash. 40% of the web contain Flash. Steave provides us with some BS on his site about 2 weeks ago about why he doesn't like flash. Not open standard my ass... as if Apple was any better.
- Shitty for viewing video. In addition of not supporting any decent codec (you have to convert all your animu to the right format and resolution to sync in), it also have shitty screen size ratio.
- It pretty much has the same performance as netbook. But 2x more expensive. And no, you can't play Touhou on it either.
Even though its shit, it still sells like hotcake... I even got one ;_;. And yep, its useless. But this thing is so sexy..
I am surprised they don't have the icons strategically placed over the girls breast so they can "touch them" and she'll always have a pad on hand for that time of the month! Wow Apple. Nice going
The decals are probably similar to those PVC stickers put on cars (itasha?) and on electronic goods with that annoying black piano finish. Depending on how the decals are made, they may actually outlast the electronics on the iPad.
I wonder if you could get replaceable backs for the iPad (or like those covers everyone seems to have for the Blackberry), and detail/carve out your patterns there. A different picture every day of the week would be so much win.
but then again, why are they called desktops in the first place? because they were computers used on top of a desk...
just another way to call something :P
exactly. Like the strike witches game for xb0x that costs $80, can easily be placed as a 10-15 dollar game. BUT WAIT! IT HAS STRIKE WITCHES! WE MUST BY!(Even though the anime was pretty lame.)
Oh you know how it works. Slap a moe girl on something like slapping a dick on someone's face. Always working.
Alot of funny stuff have been sold this way, aye?
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. "Flash doesn't work well in touch interfaces"? "ruin Apple's User Experience"? LOLOLOL
Oh there are definitely clear reasons as to why iPad and iPhone/iPod Touch lacks flash support but that has nothing to do with the UI. In fact, Apple prides themselves on the precision-control of touch-UI of iPad; they claim it is as precise as mouse support (hence the point of iPad). Lack of flash has nothing to do with such a thing - the problem lies in Apple's supposed forced exclusivity of Flash for Apple platforms only.
Don't delude yourself or others with your baseless comments; read up on Flash ban debate if you really want to know what's going on.
I personally don't care for Flash and tend to turn it off where possible, most of the time the applets are just stupid noisy ads or other useless whatsits, and Youtube vids can also be watched with any other media player if you have the appropriate plugins and playback is usually more smooth that way.
But I think that it should be my decision what gets to run on my device and what doesn't. Apple doesn't agree with that attitude apparently, so they will never get money.
The lack of Flash support has clear reasons, it's not the lack of a feature. Flash doesn't work well in touch interfaces, has miserable performance in anything other than Windows 32-bit, and moreover would ruin Apple's User Experience.
(Ex: how do you "hover" over something in an iPad?? Flash games are a no-go without mouse.)
Unless you jailbreak this, iPad is another useless paper weight.
- You can't print. There are some shitty apps that allow minimal printing of photos - but thats about it. They won't even work most of the time since iPad has no driver.
- You can't do Word, Excel, or PowerPoint on it. Steave is a lying bastard. iWork can't do shit. Sure you can import your word into iPad, but all formatting/fonts etc are lost. And guess what, you can't save any of your edit as doc or ppt, xls file, its all shitty pdf.
- $30 bucks for iWork. Another $5 for comic reader. Another $50 for iTeleport etc. you get the picture. Unless you fucking jailbreak its a piece of junk that actually drain your wallet.
- No flash. How fucking can this be a browsing device if it can't do flash!? Andriod and Slate(if it will ever be here) will do flash. 40% of the web contain Flash. Steave provides us with some BS on his site about 2 weeks ago about why he doesn't like flash. Not open standard my ass... as if Apple was any better.
- Shitty for viewing video. In addition of not supporting any decent codec (you have to convert all your animu to the right format and resolution to sync in), it also have shitty screen size ratio.
- It pretty much has the same performance as netbook. But 2x more expensive. And no, you can't play Touhou on it either.
Even though its shit, it still sells like hotcake... I even got one ;_;. And yep, its useless. But this thing is so sexy..
The last paragraph proves that you are, in fact, an iFaggot.
Now you can actually do something useful with your mac - Hang it on the wall and enjoy the artwork.
iGotScammed
it's not useless. it's just not for you.
Stop posting all these iPosts, you're giving Apple more ideas
I would get one if I was in school. It's too big to carry just for fun.I don't read books either. Maybe if you can put hentai books on it.
i can see me breaking that in like five mins
A large flat surface should be filled with a flat chest!
Itaipad. :DDD Pun intended.
I want the last one!! too cute!!
looks like Choco is blocking any access to his site from outside Japan now :/
I am surprised they don't have the icons strategically placed over the girls breast so they can "touch them" and she'll always have a pad on hand for that time of the month! Wow Apple. Nice going
not gonna be long when an ita-house shows up....
Newfag here
What does itafication mean?
Dressing up an object/car/computer with anime graphics, like a car covered with Miku art.
come from the word 痛い, which means painful
Basically, it's so hardcore otaku, it's painful to see it, at least for normal people anyway
Who are in the first and last pictures?
Download:
http://chocolateshop-float.com/archives/zip/itaiPad04_igna00.zip
Pass(pdf): DENGEKIDAIOH-IGNA00
Thanks, works with good referrer, 4.11mb ( http://chocolateshop-float.com )
Can you iluminate us and tell how we can download the file? I really like the artwork
Can't download it, it's forbidden :S.
I'm really interested in those images, I love them, anyone has a working link?
Especially considering that they're going to fail/overheat if used outdoors in summer.
I wonder how much that is going to affect otakus. They're not exposed to direct sunlight but still it seems to get rather hot in Japan, even indoors.
The decals are probably similar to those PVC stickers put on cars (itasha?) and on electronic goods with that annoying black piano finish. Depending on how the decals are made, they may actually outlast the electronics on the iPad.
I wonder if you could get replaceable backs for the iPad (or like those covers everyone seems to have for the Blackberry), and detail/carve out your patterns there. A different picture every day of the week would be so much win.
No one in Apple heared about wallpapers?
They're referred to as "Desktop Pictures" or "Backgrounds" because who sticks wallpaper on to their /desktop/?
but then again, why are they called desktops in the first place? because they were computers used on top of a desk...
just another way to call something :P
Yep. That's the one I want. ^_^
Haha, I agree with you there!
Why not just slap an Ita-sticker on the laptop! :P
CHOCO's works are always lovely~
Who's that character in the end, btw..?
Source on the first picture?
http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4840215294
As the other guy said, CHOCO/Chocolate Shop is awesome, shame nearly everything they(?) have done is strictly doujin release.
I sincerely apologize for voting you down, and the reason is because you haven't watched Rozen Maiden... >_<
just buy a netbook
or a We-Pad
Or nothing ...
Fuck yes We Pad
I wonder how long it takes for a Miku-fied version :)
=_= technology is getting faster by the day...
I wonder if I buy Ipad, would I regret it because there is a better gadget next day?
=1
Just wait for a while and gather some informations. The judge it by yourself. Hope dont regret :)
That is Rozen Maiden's Suigintou (^,^)
How ironic that they placed someone who hates being compared to junk on the back of a piece of junk...
Biggy is mild and good taste
Do want!
Still not reason enough to actually buy one :P
yeah, no one wanna buy it.
Oh, I don't know about that.
After looking at these pictures and the infinite possibilities of itafication, I find myself hard pressed to say that same line.
But one thing for sure, we'll be seeing more ^^
yes, you certainly dont know anything about that.
so a pretty back cover and a wallpaper makes it useful now?
exactly. Like the strike witches game for xb0x that costs $80, can easily be placed as a 10-15 dollar game. BUT WAIT! IT HAS STRIKE WITCHES! WE MUST BY!(Even though the anime was pretty lame.)
Oh you know how it works. Slap a moe girl on something like slapping a dick on someone's face. Always working.
Alot of funny stuff have been sold this way, aye?
You could buy a nice clipboard and stick the same stuff on the back.
@ anon 12:18
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. "Flash doesn't work well in touch interfaces"? "ruin Apple's User Experience"? LOLOLOL
Oh there are definitely clear reasons as to why iPad and iPhone/iPod Touch lacks flash support but that has nothing to do with the UI. In fact, Apple prides themselves on the precision-control of touch-UI of iPad; they claim it is as precise as mouse support (hence the point of iPad). Lack of flash has nothing to do with such a thing - the problem lies in Apple's supposed forced exclusivity of Flash for Apple platforms only.
Don't delude yourself or others with your baseless comments; read up on Flash ban debate if you really want to know what's going on.
I personally don't care for Flash and tend to turn it off where possible, most of the time the applets are just stupid noisy ads or other useless whatsits, and Youtube vids can also be watched with any other media player if you have the appropriate plugins and playback is usually more smooth that way.
But I think that it should be my decision what gets to run on my device and what doesn't. Apple doesn't agree with that attitude apparently, so they will never get money.
>get money
Typo: should be ‘get my money’.
Obviously Apple is getting lots and lots of money because most people just don't care.
The lack of Flash support has clear reasons, it's not the lack of a feature. Flash doesn't work well in touch interfaces, has miserable performance in anything other than Windows 32-bit, and moreover would ruin Apple's User Experience.
(Ex: how do you "hover" over something in an iPad?? Flash games are a no-go without mouse.)
and if you think about it flash will never happen will apple....
i second the clipboard :D
but but but... a clipboard is actually fun and isn't made by apple
iTa. Nuff'.
$400-$800 canvass...
I would probably get one if it (were to at some point) support flash.