Moral crusader and former bikini poser Agnes Chan has been attempting to confront her critics online, resulting in an embarrassing series of remarks which are either the result of extreme dishonesty, pathetic ignorance, or a terrifying combination of both.
From a Twitter based exchange between her and her many less than admiring followers:
Isn’t the organisation you work for not UNICEF, but UNICEF Japan?
They’re the same! UNICEF Japan and UNICEF are the same thing.
She is either being economical with the truth here, or doesn’t actually know the first thing about the organisation she works for (both seem equally likely) – UNICEF Japan is completely unconnected to the UN and UNICEF proper, instead being an authorised regional franchise of sorts.
Another exchange concerned her much publicised trip to anarchic “Somalia,” which actually turned out to be a comfortable tourist trip to the comparatively stable region of Somaliland:
Didn’t you make a mistake in saying Somalia instead of Somaliland?
Somalia is correct. The UN doesn’t recognise Somaliland. Its proper name is Somalia – we weren’t wrong!
So why were you so keen to advertise you were making a trip to war-torn Somalia when you actually went to stable Somaliland?
The Japanese government designates Somalia as a dangerous territory, which should be avoided were possible. That includes Somaliland. Japanese visiting there recently have had armed guards. It’s dangerous. Terrorism is scary stuff. Kidnapping too. It’s best not to take it lightly.
[…]
I’ve been thinking about how to improve next week’s chat better, like how to communicate more effectively to people, in an easy to understand way.
You’ve just been thinking about how to make lies sound real, haven’t you?
I don’t like lies at all! I live honestly, that’s my raison d’etre! Lying is unforgivable. It’s very bad.
Meanwhile she ignores critics who allege UNICEF Japan earmarks in the region of 25% of all donations for “publicity” purposes, with many suspecting the organisation is effectively embezzling donations to fund the lavish lifestyles of its celebrity members, not least Chan herself.
She should perhaps have stuck to posing in a bikini.
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Do i need to know her? oO
knowing is half the battle
paah, fuck the anti anime lolicon banning bitch, thanks to her even our country has banned it >:[
Freaking A. Too much organized corruption going on in Japan.
someone... anyone... Please put her out of her misery.
Agnes chan vs The Internet
is like a fetus vs a bear
More like Batman VS Joker?
Crooked teeth is up to something again...
She been trying establish this whole moral crusade aganist fictional characters being sexually abuse.For a woman who study social child psychology for some reason she doesn't realize she being attack by childish behavior?
Judging by these questions only I don't see what the fuss is about. Sure I don't like Agnes Chan either but, the answers she gave are legit.
The first question, Artefact already gave an explanation that she might consider it as economical the same organization.
The second question she's right about, Somaliland isn't being recognized by any other country or organization.
The third question was based on the second one and so she still was (technically) in Somalia, even though it was the safer zone.
The last question is obvious trolling.
HAPPY ATTENTION WHORING DAY.
Busted I say.
publicity=Agnes Chan's bad taste in home design...
why the 'china' tag?
interesting
Agnes came from China.
so she's made from raw sewage
and that's means she can't be killed with a gun
what should we do now?
Nothing can save her now except for silver bullets!
So this bitch still exist...
She should return to the film industry, where she can give her best...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0202052/
This woman is nothng more than talk. Keep spouting nonsense as she know she is not as lovable as 2d girls is.
She's going to slip up and say something she's not supposed to. When she does, we'll be there with ears wide open.
Someone PLEASE kill this woman.
AGNEEES CHAAN SHINDE SHIMAEEEE KUSO YAROU BAKAA!! AGNES CHAN URUSEEN DA YO! IYARASHII ONNA NO KO en pokas palabras muerete puta de mierda ( i mean you die fuckin bitch! you fat ugly gravure idol! disgusting bitch you never will get erase our lolicon of internet
This people, is why women should stay in the kitchen and never leave home
funny, before i read this, i never realized that somaliland were existed
i thought it was a theme parks.
Agnes needs to have a "WA WA WAAAA" sound effect every time she talks hypocrisy.
Even two bit warlords have standards though, and they'd need to listen to her.
Think of the warlords !!!
Wow...I never thought I'd have empathy for genocidal monsters who treat human life like tissue paper...
If one of them offed agnes I might actually like them...if they took her out they couldn't be all bad right?
Actually, being kidnapped by terrorists should be good. It would be a battle between feminazis vs terrorism then add if said kidnappers are muslims it would be a grand royal rumble where we get to sit, watch, and smile when they destroy each other.
Don't annoying people usually die though lol? or the wonderful invention known as the gag + ductape.
okay Agnes, maybe you're not lying after all..
maybe you're just plain stupid and ignorant and actually believe the shit you're talking about is not a lie at all..that explains a whole lot.
All femnazis are stupid, ignoring, lying and believe shit.
Agnes Chan, just GTFO from the Internet, seriously. It's doing you no good
You'd think after all the shit she's spouted about the internet, it would be the very last place she'd go to "explain herself".
Well, she had two choices: being flamed by anonymous users or being thrown tomatoes by real reporters disgusted by her ignorance and hypocrisy.
She picked the one that resulted in the least bodily harm.
since when do the moral activist ever do the things they say xD
"... a terrifying combination of both."
That.
Mouth, meet Foot!
Foot, same to you as well. Play nice!
Link to the exchange please?
Why does she sound mentally 12?
Now that you mention it, maybe that is why she is all against lolis, because she is mentally one and sees herself being raped whenever she sees those games.
Because she is mentally immature. Then again even 12 year olds can make more sense than her.
Not only that, but a good amount of 12 year olds I've seen still recognize the distinction between "fiction" and "reality."
So, in essence, this makes her even lower than a 12 year old.
Is she brain dead or something?
the $64 mil question ladies and gents.
Real UNICEF also gobbles a huge administrative overhead at least traditionally (don't know the current SOP.)
Then, the UN is also responsible for one of the very worst human rights crises of the last century - the Israel-Palestine conflict. Do you know why the UN is responsible for Israel? Because they were left with it when the British got sick of being killed by Jewish terrorist groups, and having their civilians bombed, and pulled out of running the Mandate of Palestine.
I guess what I'm saying is... fuck the UN. Fuck UN lite too. They're just parasites that cause more suffering than they resolve while they impotently wag fingers at the nations that disregard them.
More like abolish the damn thing. UN is known for being a white elephant. It has been very ineffective in what it is formed to do. It's a complete waste of space!
OH FUCKING BITCH IGNORANT! SOMEBODY ERASE HER!
The Sarah Palin of Asia?
Pretty much.
No, Agnes is worse.
a hypocrite is a hypocrite!
she knows nothing and just talk shit all the time, makes me wanna puke
*already puking from what she said*
I puke when I just hear her name...
i fart bricks & sneezing cum when i read her name!!
Actually her name is pretty moe. Agnes-chan :D Someone please make VIPPER challenge of Agnes' pics, and then turn it into guro contest.
Already laughing at her lies and excuses.
Well, former gravure idols aren't well noted for they're smart or witty comments.