A less than complimentary look at the state of game design in 2010 arrives by way of a parody of classic platformer Super Mario Bros.
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All I need is hold shift for focused movement.
So damn true
Fk yes, modern games are such baby mode. Back then there weren't mass tutorials and convenient save points everywhere. And gameplay was more important than graphics.
If SMB was made in 2010, it would be on the iphone. And yeah, in Metal Gear(MSX) you had to RUN through an electric field to get to a certain part, and MEMORIZE all the codec numbers, don't even get me started on Metal Gear 2(MSX), kids are getting pampered with their games today.
Everything nowadays is designed towards the idiots in society, because they massively outnumber the competant people probably by 100million to 1. So in the interests of money, they market to the larger group. Most games nowadays are shit compared to even 5 years ago. My favorite is still Super Smash Brothers for the N64, that was all gameplay, no bullshit. Can't forget about Goldeneye or Zelda, i have to say though, Zelda for the N64 had a very decent storyline with alot of gameplay mixed well in. Now what the fuck do we got? FFXIII with it being 90% cutscenes with a craptastic story in the first place, below average gameplay, and can't forget that it cost $60 in NA when it was worth 1500 yen in fucking japan.
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I'd prefer games to just allow you to play the game, I found Rosalina's ramblings on about Stars and crap in SMG1 a tad boring.
Who cares about the galaxy and stars, it's mainly jump on Goombas, get Star, repeat 120 Times, volia Game End.
The "Super Guide" in NSMB Wii was handy in Castles where I got stuck, but mainly I can see n00bs just dying a few times and having a AI Mario beat the level for them in SMG2.
Too much text, more action!
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These games are calling me a stupid.
The last pic made me laugh XD
facebook kills everything!
whether it be a game or a real social life!
dam u facebook games!
that'll be so bad....
I admit, I lol'd quite a bit at this.
Oh now I can't get away from he view that Facebook wants me to post my Mario stuff on the wall...
Spend 600 Nintendo Fun Points with mastercard, Visa, paypal <<< WTF?!
Oh shit, I only have 539 NFP, guess I'll have to suicide by waiting for the timer to run out.
just awesome!! xDD
i agree!
The last picture shows how many game companies are corrupted by money and only want to earn more, always more.
I love ancients games!
Welcome to warp zone! Worlds 2-4 now available as DLC!
HAHA! Roght in the kisser!
Oh, great, another "hard = bettar!!" fanboy.
Common sense and intuition is needed to be able to play games.
where to download ??
I'm happy with the tutorials and on-screen tips in the games these days, but I despise facebook and find most of the achievements pointless, especially in a single player game.
I've played for 15 years and back when we didn't have tutorials or tips, you had figure out what all those weird (badly configured) controls did and it wasn't any fun. Booklets are nice if you want to read the story or get some background info on the units/characters, but having to use them while playing does not make playing more fun. If you want the game to be difficult, just crank up the difficulty.
TL;DR: Yay for tutorials, nay for socializing.
Mario Rebirth. LOL! Mario as uncle Lenin - "Mario was live, Mario is live, Mario will be Live forever!"
It's so true!
In other news a boy murders his father after he wouldn't let his son use his mastercard to warp to the next level.
rofl, i bet this would happen should this game ever come to be on facebook. Another reason to stay away from facebook nonetheless.
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jajajaja... without tutorial it's much more funniest xD
its *haha you faggot
To be completely fair, this really is a parody more along the lines of what you'd see on the 360 or to a lesser extent the ps3. The wii isn't as bad for annoying interruptions.
haha thats so true XD
so....WTF IS THIS SHIT?
Mario doesn't need any achievement/trophy...
Completing the entire game is satisfaction enough...
And it's better for people to learn than a bloody tutorial...That's what the manual is for...
i agree azure, but the kids these days are so fucking lazy that they won't read the manual. Besides the mario games aren't that big enough to need any sort of trophy system. Trophy systems in general aren't needed for any sort of game. The last thing we need to keep adding fuel to the fire for is e-fags who tell you that you suck at life and should kill yourself because you have less e-points and trophys than he does.
If theres only one true saying anymore its "Ethugs cause shits too dangerous in person".
Ugh, not another friend request to play Mario.
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and so on..
facvebool e gay!!!
WTF have they done to Mario?!
Now I have another reason to hate feizbuk
QFT
Is there a reason to like facebook? ^_^
Sadly it doesn't condense enough anon. Idiocy is still far too rampant on the internet. I had a bit of a pipe dream, that they could install IQ tests or something for access to the internet. But its a pipedream nonetheless.
>Char:
I lol'ed at that.
If you mandated Linux, median IQ of surfers would go up 50 points.
On the other hand the world might blow up because no bankers, businessmen, etc. would be able to use the command line.
In all retrospects IQ tests wouldn't really solve anything at all and would ultimately wouldn't really even attempt to solve anything at all.
They used to have an IQ test to get on the internet it was a called the command line.
Now even a chimp could surf the web.
It condenses idiocy on the internet making it easier to ignore.
You mean Fagbook right? Right??
Isn't that ficticious?
Yes, it is. It's just a bunch of parody screenshots made by one guy.
Don't know why people thought it was a real game.