A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.
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Omfg,....
just thinking about it is just friggin dreadfull
wish i hadnt read this one -.-
Someone has to say it-
"With friends like these, who needs enemas?"
I want to know the conversation of how they decided to stick a eel up his ass
Friend 1: "Hey he's passed out we should play a trick on him.
Friend 2: "Good idea, i just happen to have this live Eel i carry around with me, what should we do with it?
Friend 1: "O i know lets stick it into his asshole, let me lube it up so we can get that in their"
Friend 2: "Okay Eel time to go to your new home....."
And another note Darkrockslizer's video of the girls with the Eel's disgusted me yet i couldn't stop watching
....I know!!! me too!!! that DARKCOCKSUCKER is one fucked up dude, isn't he?
Reminds me of Steven King's Dreamcatcher novel
Yeah basically, that was the entire plot of it
Or perhaps he ate an eel egg and the eel hatched and grew inside his stomach. So spooky.
You forgot the stomach bursting part.
Looks like he couldn't hand-eel it!
HAHAHAHA, what a fucking idiot, shoving an eel like that on his.....
>HIS FRIENDS had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
....AWKWARD....and now I feel like a piece of shit.
RIP. Also, fuck the assholes he called friends.
Somehow I think that explanation has gotta be a coverup. Its probably more likely he was having a gay orgy with his gay friends and they decided it would be gay fun to try eel insertion.
I've known more straight guys to put weird things in their ass then gay guys, they tend to limit it to dicks, dildos and hands.
omg, what retarded asshole "friends"
man oh man what a way to go
What a nice set of friends this man had...
:D
Remind me NEVER to get drunk in china. EVER
Or suffer an exploding eel being shoved up your ass.
Say hello to my little friend!
Note to self: Stop drinking.
3D DISGUSTING PIG
Ahh, that zany Darwin.
The successor of Mr. Hands?
late april fool's joke gone wrong.
YUCK. This is like one of the worst things that could happen to a man...
I guess the word "friends" is used rather liberally in this article...
Substitute "drinking companions" if you wish.
lol i was surprised it was not the doing of a white fraternity
I feel really sorry for the eel. It must have been extremely scared if it bit away in the dark.
The eel must have felt so alone in the dark.
I thought only white people did stupid shit when their friends are asleep. (i.e. Teabagging, drawing dick on face with a sharpie, pulling underwear down and walking away, or anything done by the crew of Jackass, etc)
while people are bad, but fall asleep around black dudes you might get raped. Happened to a guy I knew in college.
Yeah, this happens to white dude in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can't resist.
Yeah, that shit happens to white dudes in prison everyday. Something about that white butthole that Brothers can't resist.
Well at least he's got a good set of friends.
When do we see this one on CSI!!!!!
:o)
If it were his "friends", they certainly do have an odd sense of amusement...
"His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose."
For some reason, I just can't stop laughing at this quote.
Had the eel first been baptized, or was the creature an infidel, or pagan, or, like, Republican? Did it leave a note or link to youtube?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
man horrendous way to go but secondly the massive guilt you must feel as his mates whom put the eel up his bum that led to such a painful death.
Wow...so much more face palm.
AMAZING! the fast and the furious brought to life!! in ALL IT'S LAME AND SHITTY SPLENDOUR!!!1ONE!!1
Hahahah,,,, explanation is simple ! Chinese is plain STUPID !
From a person who failed grammar.
"Eels up inside you, finding an entrance where they can..."
"Thats a moray !"
at lets the eel was saved !
Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can!
perps oughta be anally penetrated by electric eels
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