Crowds Watch as Girls Use Giant Pink Dildo in Public
- Author: Artefact
- Categories: H, Japan, News
- Date: Apr 6, 2010 00:52 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Image Gallery, Kanagawa, Onanism, Religion, Shinto, Video Gallery
A group of girls struggling under the weight of a giant pink phallus in broad daylight have attracted a great deal of attention, not least from eager photographers.
The Shinto fertility festival in question is Kawasaki City’s Kanamara Matsuri, which was in fact established in the Edo period to ward off sexually transmitted diseases. Reputedly many sex workers visit in order to assure themselves good fortune in their work.
The shrine itself houses two deities who have come to be known for some particularly obscene mythology – the two god involved, both associated with blacksmithing and mining, were said to have been formed from the vomit of the goddess Izanami as she writhed in her death agony after having her vagina burned by giving birth to the god of fire, Kagu-tsuchi, a wound which proved mortal.
The two gods begat from her vomit, Kanayama and Kanamara, became sex gods due to their naming (“mara” means “penis”) and due to the similarity of the piston-like motion of the furnace bellows to copulating mortals, it is said.
More of the festival, before anyone is further scarred by the bizarre world of Shinto creation myths:
Once again Japan defies rational comprehension by carting giant penis idols through its streets whilst simultaneously insisting any modern depiction of same must be disfigured by mosaics and harried by moralist political groups.
More such festivities in the previous articles.
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Too big..
They are asking to be raped, to bad I'm not living there right now...
They should just accept being raped since they provoke it that much.
wait......so its manga and porn games that are turning the japanese into perverts......interesting
Seems like they would be scared to be circumcised if its already that short.
Oh the little big black one at the end looks like a statue of Darth Vader in abstract art.
I'm just glad they didn't put one of those penis idols on chariot wheels...
Kawasaki City? Isn't that where Sunred lives?
that's a big head
Dicks Everywhere!
I think I'll convert
Pseudo censored becomes boring. Rly.
The shaft to head ratio seems kinda off.
Baka gaijin.
I want a vagina or/and boobs festival Please T.T
There is vagina festival in yamanashi prefecture.
It's called Himenomiya festival.
Not yamanashi, but aichi.
fixed.
Oh no that won't do, because that's against the female order...
it's gender oppression I tell you.
me too
Watch out, that thing's gonna dickidoo ya from behind
Only guy strong enough to make these errupt is ZANGIEF. Because he has to do it. FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!
Sooooooplame aqui, por favor!!!!!!!!
More Shinto creation myths please.
I guess vaginas aren't really that fertile only dicks..
Real life neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon in disguise
Of course there had to be some idiotic white people attending the festivities.
By the way the title sounds, I thought it was a port-o-potty shaped like a penis.
In America, we don't worship dicks, we elect them. This is called "Separation of Church and State".
Here in Finland we don't elect dicks, we elect pussies! Whenever EU wants something, they bend over and are first in line to give some!
The japanese are content to walk around in broad daylight with a giant wingdangdoodle for all to see, yet still censore all of their pornography!?
I wish europe would have stayed Pagan, so we could celebrate fertility and nature, instead of a foreign Judeo/Christian control freak.
We still do. You don't seem to realise that the supposedly Christian festivals we still do are just the older Pagan rituals with Christian flavour pasted over the top. Ever wondered what putting a decorated fir tree in your house has to do with Jesus being born? Or why we eat chocolate eggs to celebrate the resurrection of Christ?
And May Day is a huge fertility ritual; a group of female virgins wrapping up a huge phallic symbol with ribbons as they dance around it.
Just to add to this, Easter is thought to have originated from a festival worshipping the Pagan goddess Ēostre. Two things that were associated with her are hares and eggs.
Christmas is probably the Christianised for of an old sun worshipping festival. The date of Jesus' birth isn't given in the Bible and old accounts of early Christmas refer to it happening in May. Sun festivals would have happened on or around the 25th of December because the winter solstice occurs near then, when the days start to get longer and the nights shorter. Pagans would bring in evergreen trees into their homes as part of their celebration of winter solstice.
All Hail... To The Almighty Dick.....
I heard there was a special guest appearance by DICK Cheney.
Worship it ladies. It is your god and master. Please it well and you will get a hot, salty reward.
Whats going on?!!? ._.;
Did they lack of festivals?
Que Mr. Wongburger
OHAI Equality Now. I thought you'd be in here by now denouncing this very clear depiction of oppressive male practices.
Why aren't you denouncing Shinto and Kagutsuchi for burning Izanami's hot and literally flaming vagina? Oh wait, that's because Mai-HiME might be an easier target and you are now formulating your plans to decry how the Tokiha Mai and the rest of the HiME are portrayed as objects that require men to function.
Protect the CHILDren has taken on an entirely different meaning now.
I love Shintoists so damn much!
Oh, it's the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.
Are these types of festivals ever included in the plots of any anime? I wonder if they's mosaic or not under those circumstances...
There was a doujin about a guy that goes to a shrine and they worship dicks there. And then by touching the giant dick statue, he gains incredible erection powers. Saha translated it I believe.
Penis-sama’s Powers by RaTe.
Only in Japan.
Wow...so, uncensored.
As obsessed as you are with traps, no one seems to have picked up that it is being carted around by blokes dressed as women.
Whether just for the festival or because they are trannies I know not.
As soon as I saw the title I was thinking "Hmm, must be another Matsuri festival". Wasn't dissappointed.
Another "festival festival"?
Your redundant word is redundant.
HOLY DICK!!!
Sex in public..
huh japs ppl are rly ... well ... strange? maybe this is why aliens mated with em xD
Unlimited Dick Works!