Love Plus+ has been officially dated, and the planned additions probably spell pleasant doom for thousands more Japanese men as they find themselves courting Nene rather than having a wife take all their money.
Even Nintendo’s ads now tout the DSi LL as the perfect system for “communicating” with the girls of Love Plus…
Love Plus+ is confirmed as due in the summer, and in an interview the developers reveal planned additions:
It’s now possible to go on holiday with the girls, in real time over 24 hours, with special events dependent on the actual time. “Late night” events are promised – “with your heart thumping like that I don’t think you’ll want to be asleep when these events happen!”
Both Real Time Clock and Love Plus modes get huge injections of new content.
The three heroines get plenty of new costumes and hairstyles.
The girls will call you by a lot more names.
Importing your relationship from the previous title is possible.
There will be three special edition DS iLL bundles [one case for each girl seems likely].
Nintendo’s official ads for the DSi LL are now frank about this – the DSi LL was designed for Love Plus:
“Manaka is huge! Rinko is huge! Nene is huge!”
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Now we just wait for Nintendo to put a hole in N3DS \^o^/
Im holding out for the Gen III version: Love Plus + Fleshlight ;-)
Shouldn't Nintendo and Konami export this too China and India (in their languages granted)
It should fix their population problems significantly.
MUST GET!!!!
"""rather than having a wife take all their money."""
They are choosing the game because they know that part:D
Love Plus is super effective!
This ain't oblivion.... It's SALVATION!!
Amen...
The world could use a huge dose of it...
This...Is the cure for global overpopulation...
I love the delicious irony of this.
ronery otaku: I hate 3D women! All they want is people to spend money on them! I'll save my money by loving 2D, thanks!
-ronery otaku then proceeds to spend spend spend spend spend on expensive games, merchandise, dakimakura, etc featuring his imaginary waifu, all for her 'love'-
Well, its unlikely that the 2D girl will run with another men after taking half of their things, so...
No, the otaku himself just ends up falling in love with another waifu and repeating the cycle of spending all over again.
I think most otaku probably spend more money on their waifus than japanese boyfriends do on girlfriends. Which is hilarious.
Well, thing is waifus come with a 100% fidelity certification so spending money on them isn't gonna make you regret it. 3D on the other hand...
Nope, oblivion's going too far. Only when the Chobits-type robots start coming out THEN it's oblivion.
With Miku skin on?
Yeah then humankind as we know it is dooooooomed
Well, it looks like most Japanese women will become spinsters and it's more due to their insatiable appetite for money. The role of homemaker becomes extremely irrelevant in an industrialized nation, especially Japan.
Verdict:
Love Plus 2D girls > any money-hungry 3D women
^^agreed
Apparently I'm the only one who realizes "DS iLL" =/
It's not DS iLL but DSi LL. I do get your point, however.
To anyone commenting on how sad this seems to be, who said reality had to be lived in a single manner? Besides, this isn't bad in itself. What is bad and needs to be seriously look upon and solved in Japan's society are the women and their greed as well as the help given to Japanese men to recover their confidence in real women. ;-)
Well it's because it's the illest handheld humankind ever encountered.
Until 3DS comes around that is
Real time Biological clock.
so will the girls bitch at you now if they're PMSing?
i think that would be cool if they actually had you dealing with their menstruation. Maybe it would be more tongue in cheek to maintain a T rating.
lower the population even more hahaha
I don't play games, and rarely watch anime. Does that make me infinitely better than you guys? Since both are associated with losers. C:
Then what are you doing?
Goodbye Sun, Goodbye Life
I know thee well
SO so Bigger is BETTER!
Whatever makes you happy :)
Wow. Maybe it is in the best interest for Japan to have the males date these virtual girls. After all, population is overcrowded there and maybe it will lessen the space. Only question to me is, what actually is going on the real girls minds reading and hearing about this. Goodbye girls of Japan.
That bunny is awesome.
Is that the new character in Love Plus+ ? Cos that dude with the bald head looks so hot!!
damn you nintendo...
*preorders*
THE END IS NEAR!!!
Isn't it a good way of preservation ?
You won't get children, AIDS or syphilis this way :)
And you can keep your money for yourselves.
And you can have a legal relationship with a 16 years old looking girl.
Now it only needs a S.O.M. interface: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/3d-custom-girl-gets-somcon-dutch-wife-support/
im totally getting this!
the grahic is quite shit....almost like small colour paper piece together to make 1 big picture.no offence
in fact, that was the first joke I thought I would see when I clicked on this thread
I have the solution to the Love Plus problem. Add with the limited edition Nene collectors edition a hand held male dolphin actuator from Japan with the name Nene on it, then at the back have a nitrogen cooled collectors container on it that holds about a cup of, of, err, dolphin spray. When its full, the user, turns it in for 12 Nene cupcakes at the local dolphin spray bank and random unmarried females are rounded up and impregnated with it by the government. Problem solved. Every ones happy, the girls got her baby with no deadbeat alcoholic husband to fend off and the guys got his cupcakes and another 2 hour nap. Japan is saved!!!!
Umm.. I didn't knew that Mio is on Love Plus+
Doom, gloom...
End of the Japanese race...
Well... this means moar bizarre & creepy news for the site... a lot moar.
I want to try them, to see if they are really that addicting... but I couldn't replace 3d girls for LovePlus.
I want to try them, to see if they are really that addicting... but I'm just not motivated to learn Japanese.
wow, it doesn't get more disturbingly sad than that.
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Ha ha, exctintion!
No. Not quite. Their games will live, perhaps even beyond the days on man.
You could say that through them they've transcended flesh or even that they've achieved ascendancy into pure energy and deta in the form of h-games and anime torrents.
In a way they were like our advanced scouts on the quest for mankind's greater purpose.
We should honor them for that.
so the japanese would then be endangered ?
The SpacePope clearly says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w82qkvd338
"Don't Date Robots!!!"
... but what about Miku ?
Remember Terminator ? The company that developed Skynet was Cyberdine but maybe it should be called Crypton :)
"By the time Miku became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. It was software, in cyberspace. There was no system core. It could not be shut down."
"The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as she said it would. Hatsune Miku's Giving Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Miku's Giving Day; it was merely to survive it. She tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. " :)
Sankaku staff: you've posted a video of Jayson chainsawing a hueg Keion fig instead of the DS ad.
Yup, ain't that sweet? xD
It is indeed. Superb craftsmanship.