Agnes Chan Shows Off Her Home: “Please Donate!”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 24, 2010 20:06 JST
- Tags: Africa, Bizarre, Censorship, Idol, Mass Media, Politics, UNICEF, Video Gallery
UNICEF Japan figurehead and former gravure idol Agnes Chan has taken a break from campaigning for the rights of fictional children in order to visit “Somalia,” and is also gracious enough to show off her magnificently tasteless palace to the media.
Her home is so opulent she was able to entertain former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe (who famously blamed his lame duck premiership on chronic and unceasing diarrhea, and so might not have been the most pleasant of house guests):
Whether they discussed banning loli manga or feeding African children over their banquet is not recorded.
Agnes Chan shows off her palatial home whilst almost tearfully lamenting the plight of the poverty stricken children of Somalia, “struggling in a nation riven by civil war”:
She and UNICEF Japan recently visited the Somali children in order to highlight their need, prompting some unkind souls to wonder if she might not become a casualty of the conflict.
Unfortunately, UNICEF and Agnes neglected to tell anyone that when they announced a daring visit to “Somalia,” famously wartorn and anarchic, they actually meant Agnes would be visiting adjoining Somaliland, quite stable (for Africa), in order to see the sights.
Here she meets some of the “Somali” children for a convenient if underwhelming photo opportunity:
In the background is what passes for a major national monument and tourist attraction in Somaliland, confirming her location:
She was subsequently accused of taking a lavish pleasure tour around Somaliland, funded by UNICEF donations, whilst UNICEF itself maintained she was there solely to draw attention to poor starving Somali orphans.
Currently UNICEF Japan is threatening to sue certain newspapers for daring to mock the sham Somali visit, saying they are slandering the good name of poor Agnes.
















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Holy crap woman.
omg
she, her house is gross and unicef is stupid, TT thay should`nt have paid the travel expenses SHE SHOULD HAVE PAID THEM, fugly ridiculous chick ( anyboby who owns a house like that is ridiculous)
Oh yes, I bet she's crying huge tears of sorrow for the African children while she's busy pissing in her golden toilet and wiping her ass with American dollar bills.
She ask for money while sitting in such a pretentious room filled with fancy furniture God dam her.
BTW it it normal to want to turn loose a couple of mud covered wild boars and maybe some badgers in her house?
I really really want to do this.
This furniture is not fancy...it is tacky. A low-class fools mistaken idea of sumptuous furnishings.
not good enough
I say let loose a pack of wild wolves, a bear, a few cheetahs and a fucking lion
instead of helping those poor kids, the money goes in her pocket.
Do aesthetics of a person's home reflect the person? In this case it appears so.
Why don't you sell your crazy-ass house and donate 85% of whatever hundreds of millions you get to the children in need of REAL help?
Fuckin' hypocrite of a UNICEF ambassador.
she will be dragged into hell and to the side of the pit, there to burn forever like the f***stickian dogooder blowhard bitch she is...
burn, hypocrite, burn!
we will laugh at your torment ...
damm all your kind to the deepest pit in hell...
can anyone do a 2d representation of her burning in hell?
or is that illegal now as well?
Las Vegas style. Only worse.
All she needs are a couple of paintings of dogs playing poker and the look is complete.
Yes! That is how you work Agnes-chan. Go to poor countries and protect REAL children. Not 2D children.
dam hypocrite...
Her house looks like some jdrama set designer's stereotypical and tastelessly/ignorantly thrown together idea of "rich English style home." She's just a big joke in general, too bad certain people in Japan are too busy hating otaku to realize it.
She looks like she can stand to lose a few pounds or hundreds of pounds of dollar bills. She can fund it herself.
Lolis are threatened with legal extinction, kids in Africa STARVING and she lives like that!?
I'm DEFINITELY NOT giving to UNICEF!! Ever!!
Until they all become loli lovers...
Which is never happening until they pump themselves full of aphrodisiac and get laid...
You guys whine like dicks.
She's probably 100x poorer than Bill Gates, but she just likes the victorian style decor. It's not like it costs millions to fit that style you retards.
You f*king worship anime but you piss hurt when you see someone trying to imitate the cute rooms of certain animes.
The only thing that would make her a hypocrite is if she didn't donate anything during her Haiti trip.
Now who's the bloody hypocrite! Sprog-lover!!
Most of said "animes" probably involve loli in some way, though.
Oh snap!
Wow! She's such a good person! I have soooo much respect for her, now! Let's all believe in her!
´The intro to that video is creepingme the fudge out.
"Agunesu.. Agunesu...."
She doesn't look that wealthy, she just has a classy looking home.
I honestly thought this was some kind of parody of Agnes at first. No way could anyone live in a house that ludicrously over-the-top and 'expensive' looking.
Then I realized that it wasnt a parody and it really was her and head-desked.
Where does she get the money for all that?
Does she work for some prestigious company or just siphon off the money donated to UNICEF JAPAN. or married/ mistress of some 70 y.o. rich man?
UNICEF Japan and Agnes can get away with it: No one has officially recognized Somaliland indpendent from Somalia. Which means we'll need to be convincing the U.N. to add a country to their table.
At first, i think that's a palace....
Same here xD
no shame.
cant belive people actually like having shit like that lol...
if your going to be a rich bitch, don't pretend you give a shit. have that nice house but don't give the lame excuse for compassion. The phrase "put your money where your mouth is" comes to mind.
im gonna make her bend and break,and make her eat all those gold cushion toilet
I'm sorry, I have to ask this. Is it Agnes Chan as in Jackie Chan or Agnes-chan as in Chiyo-chan?
Goddamn. That looks like a palace. "Feed the children," indeed.
lololol, and people want dumb bitch like her to ban ero anime manga?
This woman needs to die.
ahahha, disregard that, i suck cocks. we dont need to protest her, she'll bring her own downfall faster than any of us could
Man, what a hypocrite. I'd hit it, but I hope she gets a hysterectomy and feeds her womb (and ovaries to boot) to these starving African children.
After all, we don't want her increasing the population and creating more mouths to feed, plus you know, Darwin would be angry.
That's a home for a sweet lolita girl... Hopefully, you can dress "baby the stars shine bright" clothes everyday :3
Kamikaze girls xD
But I really love that house... but it looks like a palace, and nobody really lives there...
HAHAHA what a hypocrite
Hypocrisy will be the end of this rich wench. The only thing true about her is that nothing is true about her.
I think she should become the UNICEF representative on the ground in ACTUAL Somalia, not just do a publicity tour of the neighboring relatively peaceful Somaliland. She could then see the true horror of what she is supposed to be campaigning against.
Ironically, the ruthless Islamists in Somalia would surely agree with Agnes in severely punishing manga fans, but I doubt she'd like being told to cover herself Islamic style or face punishment herself. Both are deluded moralists.
When she returns to Japan, perhaps she would more appreciate how great a place Japan really is, free expression and all. I can hope ....
- freeXpression
One can dream Comrade
i've been to brothels with better taste than this!
No wonder she's so out of touch with reality... she's the figurative Marie Antoinette.
Lady needs to remodel her home looks so dam bland and tasteless
also whoever also said was too show offy your right.
When I was a kid, I used to collect change in those little boxes, but I'd keep the money. I guess it's good I did, if these are the type of people we send them off to. :l
Who the hell is this woman and why is she relevant besides the anti loli stuff?