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8 Reasons Why Girls Should Date Sad Virgin Men

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Most women avoid romantic losers as though they were plague carriers, but some are prepared to accept there may be advantages of dating a romantically inexperienced man. 8 such reasons are presented below.

Otome Sugoren explains:

1. You can dye him your colour

If you’re his first girlfriend you can have him dress and date how you want. It’s best not to be too forceful and take into account his wishes as you move him closer to what you want though.

2. He’ll be delighted with simple things like you cooking for him or holding his hand

These might be expected by people with lots of experience dating but a romantic novice should be moved by them all the same.

3. You can avoid being compared to his last girlfriend

As he likely never had one, he’ll not compare you to his last. For example your cooking or what you want to do for birthdays, etc. But you should avoid comparing him to your last boyfriend too – upset men tend to get jealous.

4. You can pursue an innocent romance

He might be nervous or awkward on dates. But you can also relive your “innocent” school romances. For a woman looking for “pure love,” a novice might be just the thing?

5. You needn’t be jealous of other women

With an experienced guy you never know when he’ll make a pass at a girl. But with a greenhorn he probably doesn’t know how to talk to girls properly so there’s no danger of that. On the other hand, he’s more likely to be jealous of you so watch what you do with other guys.

6. You needn’t use relationship tactics on him

You don’t have to bother playing hot and cold with him by being deliberately nice or nasty to get what you want. In fact doing this might backfire as he might overreact to such stimuli. Perhaps best to be straight with him.

7. He’ll remember your anniversaries and events

When you started dating you probably cared about these things at first. It’s like that for a guy with no experience so he’ll care about them a lot. He may not know what to expect so you can tell him what you want him to do too.

8. You don’t have to worry about him cheating on you

He’s likely to take romance seriously so the chances of him cheating are low. However, romance can open a man’s eyes so you’d better watch him closely.

On the other hand, a woman looking to have a romantic novice in the palm of her hand may find the competition unexpectedly stiff.

The 2ch response:

“For a woman looking for “pure love,” a novice might be just the thing?” < I want to die!

You think we’d be trolled so easily?

I think we’ve already been trolled easily…

That stuff may be true but the sex will still most likely be terrible.

The disadvantages probably outweigh the advantages.

I’m a virgin but I’m not having any non-virgin!

But the person writing this kind of article is probably trying to help us!

But you guys are playing around with hundreds of 2D girls already. Despicable.

What’s it feel like to have the bitches you look down upon look down on you?

The guys who hunt virgins probably do it because they have no experience to speak of.

I’d like to ask the people who write these articles if they actually do any research at all?

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