Top 10 Ways of Looking Cool to Girls
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 13, 2010 15:27 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Dating, Fashion, Marketing, Rankings, Relationships
Japanese asked about how best to look cool in front of the ladies yield up a list as bad if not worse than the equivalent list for females, albeit with a notable lack of agreement on anything beyond the basics.
1. Treat girls to things
2. Carry things which are too heavy for her
3. Make flashy plays in sports in front of girls
4. Treat your kouhai [subordinates, etc] to things
5. Sing a ballad at karaoke
6. Gaze off distantly
7. Store up miscellaneous knowledge and suddenly disclose it
8. Undo the top two buttons of your shirt
9. Make sure you have a slanting forelock/bang
10. Languidly loosen your necktie
The rest of the behaviours ranked tended towards clichéd movie scenes and petty displays of virility – offering a coat to a weeping girl or “paying a bill with one payment on your card [as opposed to installments].”
More interestingly, unlike the “how to look cute” ranking for women, agreement on the items amongst respondents to the “how to look cool” ranking petered out almost completely after number 4 – it seems nobody could agree on the meaning of “coolness” beyond a few items of magnanimity and masculine showboating.
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The only sport I can do flashy plays at is WoW. :,(
OK # 6! I got that in the bag. i hope i can do it well enough to compensate for all the other stuff i cant do
then u should train with hinako , u can do it!
Ahahahah yeah, me too
"The only sport I can do flashy plays at is WoW. :,("
South Korean girls will be fawning all over you if you show them.
1. ya
2. yea
3. mmm nop, any sports (throw a d20 counts???(?))
4. yep always
5. nop but i play harmonica and e guitah!
6. always!
7. yep and always
8. mmh nan
9. mmh that counts? but yea
10. i dont use it...
i got 7/10 and i cant get any girls o.o that stuff don't work
I don't have any subordinates Crap =C
Try do the number 8 but instead unbutton your trousers...the success chance are low but if successful then... *muahahaha*
i'm a dude and i've been going about with the top button (only the first) of my trousers undone for the last three years or so. it's been a massive hit with the women, no kidding. keep in mind the trousers i wear are usually jeans, and it wouldn't work with that baggy shit.
Curses! Our weak point discovered...
But it just looks so damned tempting ;_;
You may disregard unbuttoning the top two buttons of your shirt if you're FAT or if your ribs' bones are too obvious.
Since when do trousers have buttons?
^
since levi's 501
"HA HA HAHAHAHHA"
Hosaka-senpai is bit over the top...
Hosaka-senpai's top is a bit over...
Hosaka-senpai
Also, don't do it if you have acne or a lot of hair on your chest.
Hosaka-senpai FTW.
Muscle Milk FTW haha!
Or if you usually walk around without a shirt...
1. Treat girls to things
^check
2. Carry things which are too heavy for her
^chack
3. Make flashy plays in sports in front of girls
^I guess I could do that easily enough
4. Treat your kouhai [subordinates, etc] to things
^check, had i any... it's what i'm like
5. Sing a ballad at karaoke
^I can't sing
6. Gaze off distantly
^check
7. Store up miscellaneous knowledge and suddenly disclose it
^check
8. Undo the top two buttons of your shirt
^I undo the top one, because it feels like shit to have it done up... two not so much
9. Make sure you have a slanting forelock/bang
^hair too long
10. Languidly loosen your necktie
^if i had a necktie, i might
#8 should be: Undo her bra with one hand.
^
don't forget to ctrl+s
using a memory/hex editor can also give lots of cash
lets see how this fairs in /fa/
Number zero: Insert your penor without using your hands. It's not a big thing IMHO, but they REALLY like it.
It looks more like a list of choices in a eroge
No need to undo her bra. If you followed #2, you should be holding her breasts already.
^ reasoning doesn't apply to DFC lovers.
^ Yes, I'm sure your miraculous ctrl+z works wonders with unwanted pregnancy too. :P
#1 and #4 involve money. Why am I not surprised...
I usually undo with ctrl+z.
Undo her bra ...WITH YOUR MIND!
ive done that before. a few times.
WoW is a sport? You've gotta be shitting me.
Wanking of Weiner is a healthy sport in my dictionary.
I agree completely with that, they say that like sensible and romantic guys, but change them without second thoughts for a caveman.
Girls love romance, but if you can't be the big and strong guy she looks to for comfort she's probably out of your league.
1. Treat girls to things
should be
1. Threat girls as things
Admit it girls. You prefer bad boys treating you like trash over nice guys treating you good any day of the week...
The trained muscles in my front finger could vaporize a warship in an instant.
Oh! Is THAT what happened to your...er...thing?!
Sounds deadly, by any chance is your nickname "Spirit_Fingers999"?
Not sport, but e-sport.
WoW is not an e-sport. Starcraft is.
Try again.
Isn't WoW a e-sport when WCG is going on? I thought they did arena stuff for that.
Ye. 3v3 mainly, usually all RMP...
Then you suck! I can do some in basketball, soccer, swimming and not to mention hockey as in street hockey and so you suck and die!
the only thing i could do is #3...i would wish if girls would watch me in sports that im good of,that is [paintball]
i think this article is saying "FAKE YOUR ASS OF TO GET LAID >:D" or something like that. i wonder if anyone can even follow all of these rules. im calling this the Cliche list ;D
They forgot number 11: Play the guitar wickedly like Jimi Hendrix.Girls like rock stars.
You could also just be pretending to play it and they would like it all the same.
1. Have a car
2. Have money - The more, the merrier
3. Have a car
4. Have a very good job
5. Be good looking
6. Have a car
7. Be funny
8. Have a car
9. Tell her her flaws make her even prettier.
10. Have a car
Fixed.
........sad but true.
Sadly, this one sounds more realistic...
perfect list here