Top 10 Worst Things to Find in a Guy’s Room
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Mar 7, 2010 20:57 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Collections, Dating, Moe, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships
Japanese asked what they consider the most unpleasant and shocking things to find in single man’s room deliver an unambiguous verdict: anything anime-related or girly is sure to reduce a man to pariah status.
The ranking, which it should be noted was based on an evenly divided sample of both men and women:
1. Moe anime goods or DVDs
2. Idol posters
3. Nekomimi/usamimi (cat or rabbit-eared characters)
4. Lacy or florally patterned decorations
5. Sewing/knitting kit
6. Dolls (western or Japanese)
7. Framed photos of himself
8. Women’s magazines
9. Children’s anime goods or DVDs
10. Big stuffed toys
The horrendous prejudice of the Japanese to the creepy otaku they are forced to share an archipelago with once again arises, with 3D women in general unable to countenance their 2D rivals.
The same survey taken in 2008 saw similar results, though with pet clothes and gambling literature edging into the top 10, and with figures, sewing gear and smoking supplies appearing around the bottom of the ranking.
Owners of any of the above items are advised to stow them away in the unlikely event they have any normal visitors, Japanese or otherwise.









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Well I don't expect anyone to visit anyway :P
Actually, I wouldn't mind finding a man that knew how to sew. Save me a lot of trouble, that's for sure.
".. a lot of trouble.."
Dare I ask why? Perhaps your clothes are being repeatedly ripped off? I mean this in the naughtiest way.
-a mean old "sew&sew" XD
I guess my gigantic WoW poster is okay then.
Would any normal woman, seeing this, stick around? The guy's a weirdo!
Damn,a DVD of The Mysterious Cities of Gold is ok?
I thought a used tissue or bottle of lotion would be high on this list.
What to do if you are the artist who draws moe pictures?
>Dolls (western or Japanese)
So European/American/Canadian dolls are not okay, and Japanese dolls are not okay, but African dolls are okay?
5. Sewing/knitting kit
err what wrong with a living alone guys have one of them ? surely you wont throw away a shirt just because its button fall off will you ?
An otaku who sews would not be sewing buttons...
It could be for doll clothing... That seems to be what women fear about...
Funny thing, though, nowhere was finding a woman asleep inside the room mentioned. Same with the female counterpart... Strange, huh?
So ifa japanese girl find "a tissue" it's not shocking?
Oh, that's the same room shown, before and after being "cleaned up".
I feel bad about someones mind being swamped by other peoples imagery and fantasy. No room for self-expression except in one's taste of consumption. The lost of a person to a comfy womb of illusion that slowly sucks the years of their life away.. a way to numb a wound that does not heal by itself.
Imagine many years from now.. being old.. with a small smile and a crusty laugh you are surrounded by people that love you and that you care deeply for. It's your birthday. Children are running and laughing outside. And then you remember that day so many years ago when you felt something inside that turned your path. The fears you faced and moved through. Step by step this life you made. And you feel glad. Very glad indeed.
This is actually why i've toned down any sort of figure displays or posters.
Used to have tons, now they are mostly all in my closet.
Still have DVD's out, but I can explain those.
If the chick you're bringing home actually won't want to date you becaue of this then you shouldn't be trying with her. We date because we like people for who they are, not who they pretend to be.
yay,none of the above,
just dollfie(but actually,its my sister's)
i have several figures,but it isnt mentioned,so im safe :D (but is it counted as children's anime goods?)
It used to be "Sword and Sorcery" was a cause of shame/"Immaturity" in western KKKulture...
But now...
http://www.acaeum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8714
And this guy's married. Also as a side/alternative thing, the SCA's getting more and more popular:-) And women like seeing the men play fight in armor and such...
What I'm saying is that the men should try being a bit more outgoing and macho, but the ladies should also be more open and respond more than just Money/Image/How well he pretends to play a "Dating Game" that gets too many guys to just give up, leaving the "Cassanovas" and "Scumbags".
There are time when I don't get why japanese men are dating normal japanese women... I'm quite sure there are (not many) girls who don't hate otakus -_-
I prefer an otaku rather than a stupid guy who likes to go to the disco every weekend :P
For me:
1. Moe anime goods or DVDs
I would ask him to see them with me.
2. Idol posters
I would check what idols he like.
3. Nekomimi/usamimi (cat or rabbit-eared characters)
Nice~ I would use them if he ask me to xD
4. Lacy or florally patterned decorations
mmm I don't really care
5. Sewing/knitting kit
see 4
6. Dolls (western or Japanese)
cute
7. Framed photos of himself
cute
8. Women’s magazines
I would check them too.
9. Children’s anime goods or DVDs
Perfect
10. Big stuffed toys
More than perfect
I know 3 girls who share your viewpoint (I know like 300 girls total and like 270 of them hate me). Unluckily they all have boyfriends. Why is that most of gils like those alpha males? I don't know.
However I know that girls like you do exist - that makes me happy.
what about a sewing mother right outside my room? GF chances gone as well as getting laid below 0
who is any of this bad ?
wtf is wrong with japanese women ?
11. A girl taking a bath or maybe a man
don't be hating on da moe...
I would find all of these things cute (well if he's alone in the picture and it's not a sports picture then I would see that as narsisistic XD)
shit! I have lots of posters (ayu, ai otsuka, maki goto...) and anime figures. :/ at least my room is not like that one in the photo, it's well disposed and clean...
the description of the ideal room
now i hope to see the top 10 worst things to find in a girls room.Though i have an idea of what it could be.
if a women would actually leave you because of the kind of shit you like, which doesn't effect her, she is effectively lower than dogshit and not worth any effort in the first place. Don't put women on some fucking pedestal of godliness, they are no better than men and in most cases worse. Everything she likes is probably mundane, boring, and stupid, we don't like the same shit. Double standards against men are fucked up, this age is fucked up.
fuuny thing how unniformed japanese are about men when it comes to men liking feminit things normaly(the moe and pretty girls stuff).Women need to be feminit or they will also end up alone hahaha.
Oh and it's not like men don't like cute things heh,i always fall when i see a puppy,but usually find kittys disgusting(just a different view of cuteness i guess,which i could say to some children,some i could find cute,but other which other people would call cute i would call an abomination).
Oh and what do others have to speak about such stuff,are they doing anything interesting for their hobbys or are they just plane borring and addicted to their work.
Things I can think of that would be worse?:
-Weapon (like gun or Hunting Knife)
-"To kill" list
-Sex doll(s)
-A bomb
-A shrine to Hitler
-A pillow in a wedding dress (...)
Well, thats some =p
pretty good one.
no Eva goods ? so they upgraded to moe anime goods ? (or downgraded...)
I would have thought that "another woman" would have made the list of things they wouldn't want to find in their boyfriend's room .....
I lol'd at "Framed photos of himself." I myself am guilty of "Moe anime goods or DVDs," my family doesnt mind my many anime DVD's, but they shake their at my nendoroid army.
I can't believe that sex toys weren't on the list. That's the first thing I thought of...
Fucking normals. They're forgetting that there are plenty of women that are into otaku shit too.
Besides, what if the guy also happened to be set for life and fucking loaded.... I bet they'd think twice then. Shallow assholes.
I lol'd at "Framed photos of himself." I myself am guilty of "Moe anime goods or DVDs," my family doesnt mind my many anime DVD's, but they shake their at my nendoroid army.
I think finding a dildo in a guys room is worst.
prostate massage much?
Japanese women are weird. Anime DVDs? Stuffed toys? How can they find it shocking? Even porn mags in plain sight are hardly disturbing.
Nothing, and I mean nothing can compare to used condoms. Especially STASH of used condoms. I mean seriously, is he collector or something?
X 1. Moe anime goods or DVDs
2. Idol posters
X 3. Nekomimi/usamimi (cat or rabbit-eared characters)
X 4. Lacy or florally patterned decorations
X 5. Sewing/knitting kit
X 6. Dolls (western or Japanese)
7. Framed photos of himself
8. Women’s magazines
X 9. Children’s anime goods or DVDs
X 10. Big stuffed toys
Awwww... dammit.
"7. Framed photos of himself"
I only lose in this one =p
What the problem if I love myself?
what the hell is wrong with sewing gear?
Not a stained boxer? lol
1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, and 10...
Japanese girls are fucking picky.
On that note, every man should know how to sew and have a sewing kit...
Im surprise "A girl" is not there.
>Sewing Kit
Srsly, you need that. Stupid women are stupid.
"7. Framed photos of himself"
lol'd
Floral patterns? Lace? Sewing kits? But those kind of guys are so cute. Dare I say it, they're MOE.
I have a few stuffed animals and throw away beer cans or alcohol bottles... seems it would work better backwards? Huh.
They obviously mean in a normal guy's room. Because any of these things in a model/singer/famous/rich guy's room would just "add depth to his character" and show that he's a "soft guy on top of being a successful one"
If you have money, you can screw these rules.