
A ranking of videogame monsters said to bear an uncanny resemblance to certain human anatomy has succeeded in impressing even 2ch’s warped denizens, who helpfully provide some of their own favourites in response.
The ranking:
5. Justice – Bayonetta

4. Earth Dragon – Chrono Cross

3. Spawner – Prey

2. Mara – Persona

1. Cloyster – Pokémon

2ch pitches in with its take on the subject:












@ pic 7, now what in the hell were the creators of that game thinking?! that does'nt even look like anything else but a penis! but maybe they meant for it to be that way :)
Needs more R-Type.
No Silent Hill monsters..?
Then again, more than half of them are based on
genitalia...
*looks at Silent Hill 3*
Ok, where the hell is the Rakk Hive from Borderlands? That thing should be called Vag Face. And that damn creature in the last 3 pics is horrific.
Wasn't number 2 already in Shin Megami Tensei 2 on the SNES?
Dammit I was expecting Khezu from Monster Hunter, since he's a literal dickhead
seriously, where's khezu?
No Cho Aniki?
where's sauron?
Mara-sama should be number 1..
I can't believe they didn't add Ragnarok Online's Hode [http://ratemyserver.net/index.php?page=mob_db&mob_id=1127]
Is this from Siren or something else?
It's from Siren 2 i forgot her human name though, she appears on Mamoru Itsuki's story as a boss.
Yes good one, that was very penis like, the hue of purple and pink was spot on. Heather messed up the big mouthed penis real good.
What the fuck is that walking head thing?
they forgot the penis monster from silent hill 3
Never though R-type would be on this list...
No malboro from ff7/8?! It was like hairy pussy :S
C'Thun from World of Warcraft is definitly missing there.
http://www.wowwiki.com/File:OldGods.png
sauron? lol
IT'S A WOMANCOCK!!
Where's the vagina-boss from Resident Evil 2?
Hey! Where's .hack//G.U. REDEMPTION's last enemy?
Yeah...I'm pretty sure at least half of these are less "Monsters Which Look Like Genitals" and closer to "Genitals In The Form Of Monsters"...
Also, creepy bird head girl freaked me the hell out...never been so glad I sleep with a bat and a 9mm.
cloyster...
i lol'd
How can anybody forget the Rakk Hive Boss from Borderlands? That's one I think would stand out at first sight.
Lavos, anyone?
http://shuu.exteen.com/images/Chrono/lavos.jpg
The Rakk Hive from borderlands.
http://i27.tinypic.com/9ztv07.jpg
wow... and dante's inferno is no where on this list.
i came across so many dicks and tits in that game it was silly
is not in there because the post is about mosnters "That look like" genitalia, in dante inferno IT IS actual genitalia your seeing so it dont apply, and yes there are a LOT of silent hill monster that apply
what about the rakk hive in borderlands??? its got a vagina for a head
gae bolg.
Looks like genitals? Alien!
the end boss of borderlands looks like a space vagina
Holy crap.... Cloyster has forever been sullied in my mind now... and jebus... those are some dodgy looking baddies haha.
Bayonetta! Justicia is indeed a freak :D
Dude what about the destroyer boss in borderlands or you know the rakk hive's mouth.
where the heck is Khezu from Monster Hunter? that one looks like a d*ck
MARA FTW
Hm? Nothing from Borderlands?
its not out in japan yet i believe
wow you stole this from 1up.com
Its not stolen it was on a japanese site which both Leon and Scott Sharkey have apparently stumbled on
Uh no, he took this from alfalfalfa (which he linked) which took it from Kotaku Japan.
In case you haven't noticed, every article on this site has references.
pic 005, what is that game from? I remember playing it on SNES but don't remember the name.
well, it's caption says its from "pokemon"
I think in Xenosaga got those kind of monster too ^^
ewww. those last 3 are from siren 2 right?! that game creeped me out.
i would have been very disappointed if Mara from SMT hadn't made the list.
I'll just leave this here
http://www.imagebam.com/image/84a77d70071248
Pic related.
source on 007, i think i remember playing this on some odd console in my dentists office