“The Scoop on Semen”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 27, 2010 14:47 JST
- Tags: Bukkake, Food, Medical, Onanism, Statistics
Key facts about semen, including detailed nutritional information for those looking to watch their weight or perhaps gain a new source of protein, are presented in the informational graphic below.










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What trickery is this! Telling us men that semen is good.No way I'll eat my own semen! Shame on you SankakuComplex for showing us this!
"No way I'll eat my own semen! "
There's always Papua New Guinea
You don't have to drink you own... Oh wait.
I wouldn't like to live in Papua New Guinea!!!!!!!
Isnt eating sperm kind of like cannibalism? Cus each little cell is a potential baby. Woohoo thanks for informing us of the nutritional facts of (potential) babies!
If half a baby is what you mean, then yes...
Pigs are about 40 times more fertile than us.
Glad to know why women drink semen during intercourse.
Sex is healthy for the male AND the female now
Chris chan
So, how can I make it spicy?
Trust me man. You don't want that. It'll sting like a bitch on the way out.
I could beat that world record LOL!!!
I see. So women who are on in a diet is especially hungry for cocks.
Or maybe the "I'm on a diet" is actually a woman's way to say "I want it NOW!"
Hmm... I hadn't thought of that before...
I could have gone my whole life not knowing that.
1) Go pigs!
2) 18 feet... wtf...!
3) I am glad I don't live in Papua New Guinea.
Oooh dirty pig...xD
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18 feet isn't really that much, it's believable
Its the WORLD RECORD - how can you say it isn't that much?
Holy crap, I can't even imagine how horrible my semen must taste as all I eat and drink are meat and milk.
you guys should try happles much better than plain boring apples
18 feet.
Youtube or it aint happening!
you sir revealed something personal about yourself
I don't think anybody else wants to see that
Also if you want our semen to taste good, don't smoke.
I didn't realize I ate that much fruit.
yummy yummy in my tummy :D
I was wondering why mine tasted so bitter. No I know I need less milk in my diet. Thanks SC.
eeeeeuuwww I rather taste SOMA from a girl's breast than a semen
Servings per package. XD
So what they are saying is that
Swallowing "it" is a good thing for women :D
wtf sperm is almost alkaline
I never knew semen was that healthy... Time to drink it every day first thing in the morning! Healthy lifestyle for the whole family!
R> doujin of accelerator killing a Misaka Imouto via bukakke
will this be a new daily food ?
18 feet huh....damn!!!
5% Are allergic?!?!?!?!? This is a fucking endemic!!
1 teaspoon my ass. I've hock up at least 3x more than that on a bad day.
you should probably stop masturbating 9 times a day then.
I'm about to go eat a fruit now.
Also, suddenly afraid to sit on the toilet seat.
I dont like fruits, but i ll have to do then :/
Its not like you'll have people drinking it anyway.
Unless....
Here is my scenario for how the scientists conducted this research.
"no NOOOOOO NOOO LEMME OUT OF HERE YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKERS NOOO *kicking and screaming* ILL KILL YOU ILL KILL YOU"
"Now now Jonathan, we all agreed that whoever drew the short straw would be our test subject"
(with red eyes and sweating all over) "Not like THIS. Let me out *starts sobbing* Please, no more, I'll do anything"
"The only thing you need to do*said complacently*...is him."
*black man emerges from dark corner of room....naked*
*You now see two labcoats discussing the variables in the experiement while peering into a large glass window with screams and grunts heard beyond the glass*
*first labcoat presses intercom button* "Now Jonathan...how does it taste?"
*massive sobbing/mutters incoherently* "swe-he-heeet..."
this is horrible!
that being said, i LOL'd
My sperm is faster than a jaguar!? HELL YEAH!
Most powerful gun, 31 mph and millions of projectiles.
I think scientist should study the penis in detail to find improvement for guns. They found out how to make spider silk an effective armor, they'll certainly be able to make a penis gun.
And the bragging rights on a head shot.
I think the more creative would go for the face shots instead...
Now we know what to do when we get charged by a jaguar...fap like your life depends on it.
lol better hope you ate a lot of meat earlier to make your load acidic and pray it hits the jaguar in the eye! XD
Haha imagine if you get robbed. "What the fuck are yo- AGHH MY EYE!!!! OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!!!"
Worst way to die. Ever.
The more you know
...the more fruit you eat.