“The Scoop on Semen”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 27, 2010 14:47 JST
- Tags: Bukkake, Food, Medical, Onanism, Statistics
Key facts about semen, including detailed nutritional information for those looking to watch their weight or perhaps gain a new source of protein, are presented in the informational graphic below.










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Alright. Now I know what extra ingredient to use in the kitchen.
I would recommend that book of semen recipe that came out awhile back.
Prep time gets long for recipes over 5 tsp.
Other than Breastmilk?
A teaspoon of each please, with extra toppings!
Make sure to eat fruits before milking yourself!
We can't have any bitter or sour tasting ingredients now, can we?
We have to consider that each persons desired taste is different. Some do like slightly bitter tasting milks.
of course
An apple a day makes cum taste okay!
LMAO well done
Agreed!!! LOL!!!
Hope that it includes apple pie!
golden
Some sperm a day keeps the dentist away.
As sperm is said to make your teeth whiter.
U sir, have won :D AHAHAHAHAHAHA A trophy for the man or woman!!
Oh god, now women can bitch and know how much our fruit intake is...
I wonder if dried fruit counts....I eat alot of that stuff.
time to try your own wares i guess, lol.
HAHAHAHA
Awesome, sir. Awesome.
Sounds like constipation to me.. BlaqCat. D:~
I will remember to add more sweet fruits to my diet, so that I can provide great tasting balanced nutrition...
Right... dreams you have of women actually coming near you.
Speaking from your own experience, are you?
well done sir
haha
and your avatar is a panda too, I like you :)
That should be posted everywhere viable.
It is now my favorite saying. Thank you internet badass.
Claps*
This is a win
hurray special sauce?
Now I know what chemical X is to create the Powerpuff Girls.
yeah and i bet they need their 5 daily intake of chemical x
LOL Nice one!
You are ready to
BE AN IRON CHEF
TODAY'S THEME IS........
White, sweet sauce?
NO! yogurt!
Carbonara anyone?
Finally an article for Sankaku readers! They see enough of it on their hands to be experts though...
I love SankakuComplex... I was quite reluctant to taste my own sperm, now I found out that it is nutritious.
FutaRika?
Remember to prep your ingredients well before making a sweet and sour recipe lol.
makes you wonder who this is intended for. and for that matter, who took the time out of their day to check the nutritional value of semen.
Shit, we tied with bunnies! No wonder they breed as fast as us... or faster o.O
Ever wonder what your mom did when you weren't around?
She was performing lab experiments on your tube socks?
Nice XD
Remind me not to be in Papua New Guinea when I reach 18. Oh wait...
Instead of hunting a wild boar with a handmade spear and then having sex with a girl, you have to drink the semen of your elders to become a man.
It'll probably go something like this:
Shota: Um, sempai...
Sempai: Yes
Shota: C-c-can I have some of your s-semen?
Sempai: No, I'm saving it for the other boy
Shota: Please sempai just one load
Actually, what I learned in school was that they were put in a hut for like two weeks and got buttsecksed pretty much constantly during that period
Ah, jungle bukkake.
In the jungle, the might jungle...
poor kids.
Where's Equality Now?
Saving fictional children, of course...
Remind me to go to Papua New Guinea when I become an elder.