
It has been known for some time that Microsoft’s unique nude filter technology allows its market leading Internet Explorer browser to display certain images in erotic detail lesser browsers can only dream of; a dozen of those special images are presented below.
To view these advanced images, open them in Internet Explorer and press CTRL + A to select them, or left click and drag over the image to select it.
Note that:
The images must be viewed at full size – scaling will break Microsoft’s unique steganographic algorithms and is not supported.
The images may not display properly in a non-Microsoft OS – even industry leading Microsoft technology is not immune to problems introduced by inferior products. There are reports it can be emulated under some conditions.
The images (click to enlarge, click the arrows in the bottom right to expand the image fully if the image is scaled down):











Details on sources and any related images can be found on the Channel.
See also IE nude filtered Shana for further evidence of IE’s superiority.
I can see through the filters using Firefox. FTW.
Firefox has overcome all!!!
Opened them in tabs on IE. Guess I'll go take a nap while they load.
i just can see through all the "nude" filters in Firefox as well as IE. so i dunno why its superior. and half of these pics arent even trying! could see through the thumbnail like it was nothing!
My next silly question would be: What version of IE does this work with. I use FF pretty much exclusively and haven't bothered to update IE since the last time I reinstalled XP on my machine.
Use Chrome ppl.
is it me or chrome is doing the job without even the full size of the image??
And someone help? It's not working on IE or and other browser I have
This just doesn't work for me, it just tints it blue, and I'm using IE so idk what's wrong.
doesn't quite work in ie8 anymore.
-1 for ie.
I have IE8 and it works.
PS: if the clothes go more opaque try to move the scrollbar a bit and select the picture again - move the scrollbar and re-select until it goes transparent.
That last pic was good.
really funny
if you put your mouse over it, it says 'nude filler danger' :D
I fail to see what's so amazing about this, since IE is not doing anything special for this "filter" to work.
No, you're not gonna get me to use IE ever again.
Ok, Chrome and Firefox on linux doesnt help on it.
Even the Javascripts are doing nothing.
Sure, some of the pics when enlarged, it's possible to see through the filter without selecting XD
Anyway, just download all the pics and apply the GIMP filter, hehehe.
(Ok, the PS one if you love paid software...)
It's like this:
Firefox > Flock (it's Firefox but with added stuff) > Opera (which I don't use) > Chrome > Safari (works better on a Mac than PC) > IE6 > IE8
this is sooo wrong :)
no tnx, Firefox no crach no ads no bugs and amazing moduls on domand .
amazing spelling, too.
so why exactly is IE less secure? In order for FF to be secure it needs loads of plug ins and configing.
I have used IE for years and never needed 3rd party software or anything else to stay clean.
Only people who would need anything else are those who are stupid enough to get infected regardless of browser.
"Only people who would need anything else are those who are stupid enough to get infected regardless of browser."
Quoted for truth.
It seems like every time I read flamewars like this, someone is bound to make a comment along the lines of insert-plugin-that-IE-doesn't-have-here making Firefox more secure.
I remember there was a point in time where someone's IT professor lauded FF over IE as being more secure until I had one of his students relay a message to the entire class that Firefox was not fool-proof. The only reason it hadn't incurred the wrath of exploits the likes of which IE had seen was simply because it was relatively new at the time and in the past month and a half from April of '05, 3 patches were released for it. The more popular it got, the more it'd need to be patched; and popular it got with the promise of being an end-all to IE. Irony.
I also had to mention that it wasn't compatible with Windows Update and IE still needed to be used to patch the entire system as opposed to simply getting patches for a browser. The entire class knew that I knew what I was talking about.
"any technology used so widely will attract hacker attacks"
IE is unsecure because it is too much spreaded. Every company working with us is still using that old preinstaled IE 6 on winxp. They're large bank sub-groups but they can't do anything about it ... Their system is so huge it would take weeks to switch a single piece or software. That's why we can only sugest them to download and use some portable browsers (opera and FF) through a usb pendrive ( and even some just don't have any pc but a virtual desktop ... )
Security is a major problem where i work and we do all we can to make our customers use tools that get updated more often
Greetings from Russia! If you don't know, most of in Russia doesn't have very fast I-net connections, but surpisingly enough I don't have any problems dowloading any of these images. So you guys telling "ooh, it's tooo sloow" - there is a problem at YOUR end, it's NOT IE.
And yes yes yes, I second this!!! I started from Netscape Navigator at my 1st year at university (no any experience with Net before), that it's been IE ever since. Tried Opera - no thanks, it's not working properly with some blogs (forcing me to do some things manually instead of automatically).
I NEVER EVER used ANY firewall and/or antivirus. The only things I used is Advanced WindowsCare V2 (install once, click "Immunize" and than can even uninstall it - it still work (registry thing)), AdMuncher (adverts/banners remover obviously, also slightly tweaks IE without messing with engine (again, registry thing)) and lately our own Russian domestic FlashGuard - ONLY because I have a lot of not-so-smart friends.
And in all these YEARS (I'm 30 now, so you can count) I've NEVER EVER get a single maleware. Every time someone giving me freshly updated antivirus (it's been all you know, from our Kaspersky to NOD and Panda) I cheking my system and guess what? NO maleware. And let me say you - I'm not living in some safe isolation. There is times (was, is and will be) when I visiting hackers/krackers sites and dowloading stuff, there is times (again, was, is and will be) when I visiting pornosites - and still NO maleware/
It's not about safety of your browser.
It's all about your brains.
My father using computer since I was a teen, I've already told him a lot about net security, he never ever visit (I know, I can easily see) any hackers/krackers or porno-sites, he tried practically every damn antivirus - and still at least 3 times in a year I've forced to visit him because something goes terribly wrong thanks to new maleware he get G-d knows where. And I mean TERRIBLY - system practically not working because of many "strange" "bugs"; the last time I've been even forced to simply reinstall the whole system (this time it was our domestic Russin maleware). The only time I reistall MY system was because of lightning nearby - blink! - and my system crushed (damn stupid +)).
And to make things clear - I'm NOT hacker/kracker/programmer in any way and I don't have any special education in any of this. I'm just some middle-class worker who treats his computer (that's including installed software, obviously) as HIS OWN, so I just take full responsibility for it. I'm using illegal copy of Windows which means - NO official support. I don't have educated friends nearby on whom I could rely in troubles with my comp.
Thank you all and - sorry for the rant! +))))
The problem isn't the slow internet, but it's the F*CKING IE that's slow. Seriously, IE are for 5-year old kids or retard farts only.
Bullshit.
But where can I get the nudefilter versions that I can use without IE?
some picture failed on IE8
last picture was awesome
scare me for a bit, but still an awesome creation
can be emulated on firefox thanks to bookmarklets and the power of javascript :
on firefox, create a new bookmark, give it the name ctrla and copy past this into the url field :
javascript:(function(){findPos=function(obj){var%20curleft=curtop=0;if(obj.offsetParent){curleft=obj.offsetLeft;curtop=obj.offsetTop;while(obj=obj.offsetParent){curleft+=obj.offsetLeft;curtop+=obj.offsetTop;}}return%20[curleft,curtop];};addHatch=function(img){var%20div=document.createElement('div');div.style.background='transparent%20url(data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAgACAIABAAokav///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAACAAIAAAIDRAIFADs=)';div.style.width=img.width+"px";div.style.height=img.height+"px";div.style.position='absolute';var%20imgPos=findPos(img);div.style.top=imgPos[1]+"px";div.style.left=imgPos[0]+"px";div.style.zIndex="500";div.tag="CTRLA";document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(div);return%20false;};var%20images=document.getElementsByTagName('img');for(var%20i=0;i<images.length;i++){addHatch(images);};})()
found the source on a website featured here : http://community.livejournal.com/ie_ctrl_a
and adapted it to firefox bookmarklet system
create a second one for removing the pattern and name it un-ctrla and pase this in the url field :
javascript:(function(){var%20divs=document.getElementsByTagName('div');for(var%20i=divs.length-1;i>=0;i--){if(divs.tag=="CTRLA")divs.parentNode.removeChild(divs);};})()
Internet Explorer is shat slow for me. D:
INCREDIBLE. I love this. :) This totally made my month.. or even year!!
It doesn't work on IE8 or Opera.
Fail.
haha this actually works, 'xcept for 6 and 11... and beware of 12, its a TRAP i swear
but IE sucks none the less, its slow as hell and ugly as shit, it even stinks (yeah i know that one is questionably but whatever) and this seems to be working only on masked pics anyway, its not like u can turn every pic into a nude one using Ctrl + A
its a nice feature by all means but... nah waste of time and ive got hentais for that anyway
I did not notice any difference in 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 11, 12. I did notice it in 2 & 8. With 9 & 10 it was strange because it was already nude unselected and the clothes appeared AFTER I selected it. Maybe my IE settings are wrong or this was changed somehow after the fact?
CCCCCcccccRRRRoooooooooooot .....
Crootz...
IE is for fucking noobs, as is iTunes.
>.> ie crashed trying to load the page
IE9 dont work
it a shame IE have to resort to this to get customers from FF and chrome. It make me dont want to even update IE at all.
it works well in FF
And once again porn is a deciding power in technology.
Am I supposed to be seeing something different in IE? Because there's absolutely no difference in how this page looks in IE versus Firefox for me.
Bit of a necro here but this was truly weird but amusing it works wonders why :P
Install the add-in IE tabs to Firefox, then you can switch to the IE rendering engine when you like and not deal with that POS IE. Here's the link: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419, and https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/10909?src=api
Either one should do it.
This has nothing to do with steganography, or any algorithms. Internet explorer highlights an image by darkening a grid of pixels, producing a moire effect, Firefox tints a selected image. These images are edited to exploit this principal. The clothing goes opaque when the pixels invert.
Enjoy your 'high quality' porn. I'll be enjoying my virus free computer.
beware! last one is a trap
I just don't see it...
that last one gives me the creeps