Americans “Most Beautiful” Nation


Americans have come top of a survey of which countries have the “most attractive” inhabitants, unsurprisingly crushing the lesser nations of the world.

The ranking, based on an international survey of 5,000 UK citizens:

1. America

2. Brazil

3. Spain

4. Australia

5. Italy

6. Sweden

7. England

8. India

9. France

10. Canada

Japan places 15th.

The ranking’s resemblance to a list of tawdry holiday destinations must be purely coincidental.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    08:50 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So they didn't seen Polish girls?


    Comment by Anonymous
    08:28 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not surprised that Japan is ranked 15th. Japanese people have a history of screwing their cousins. Lack of genetic diversity due to xenophobia as well as the whole otaku and hikikomori culture destroying male-female relationship.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *sarcastically shouts*

    Yes! America deserves to be number 1! Fake rock hard boobs all over the place! WOOOOT!!! And McDonald types too! Awesome!! Boy oh boy, I just can't wait to screw all those overweight women who could cover me like a huge blanket and crush me! And don't forget the rock hard fake boobs! Why bother with hentai when you have fake boobies!!!

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    Comment by Egobrane
    15:06 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm guessing you've never actually left your house and seen anyone in the past 5 years.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 04/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You've never actually been to America have you? o_O;

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    Comment by Fapping Time
    07:29 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    united states, the most attractive, hmmmm...

    must've only seen the fake plastic bitches and missed all the rest of the fat fucks in this country...

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    Comment by Benskiman
    07:41 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I smell bitterness :D

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    Comment by Fapping Time
    09:01 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    nope, only the truth...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:18 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol Total bitterness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:57 14/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Get out of your mama's closet once in a while and I'm sure you'll see something besides fat fucks. But your mom does suck a mean one! Gotta give her credit for that!

    (What am I saying, "give her credit?" I only pay cash! $2.50 a pop!)

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:08 07/02/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only in So Cal and New york are the women Plastic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:13 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    aw, cmon!!

    when the f**k will you people, STOP saying -and thinking- that AMERICA IS A NATION?.

    for fuck`s sake!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:19 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol Nope. Not only are we a nation, but we are "one nation, under God, indivisible, with libery and justice for all." So suck it. Cuz you have the right to.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:39 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not going to happen, not only is America easier to say than United States, no one gives a fuck about Canada or Mexico, so North America is pretty much the US.

    Complain to the other countries who refer to us as such, even Japan does it.

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    Comment by Mike
    06:17 13/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    no only americans don't care about mexico and canada, oh and your pipeline, ya because you delayed it, were scraping the whole thing and giving it to the Chinese. so you can rot in your high priced oil and gas, while we lay back and enjoy the infinitely cheaper prices

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 30/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the US, gas is $3.73. In France, it's $15.40. In Italy, it's $10.97. High priced my ass. Do some research, will ya.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:19 20/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ohh low blow!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:36 31/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where the fuck did you go to school?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:55 14/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So you've been failing world history for how many years now?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:35 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The fattest country in first place?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:06 21/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, the fattest country now is Mexico. And it's in eleventh place, so...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuking joke the most beatiful women on earth al come form Canada.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:03 13/05/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lies! I was all around the world. In Russia and Ukraine you can just walk on street and see lots of beautiful women. Men there are not very handsome, but they are manly, unlike the most (expect northern countries like Norway and Finland). In USA there are many freaks (too many, also lots of nigras), Canada is just normal (I haven't seen neither freaks nor very beautiful people), Japan... I am too high and crowds were too tight, so I couldn't see if they are beautiful, but they can't be more beautiful than Russian women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. America

    2. Brazil

    3. Spain


    Comment by Anonymous
    06:48 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why even post this? It's obvious all the weeaboos are going to get into a battle of how asians are superior beauties LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:23 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cuz it's fun to work the weeaboos up. Especially with other people's opinions that they're not entitled to. Oh wait...if the weeaboos are allowed to have ignorant opinions based on media exposure and fantasies....wait, nah, nobody else is allowed to. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:45 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sankaku, where self-hating Americans come to fantasize about being japs and intelligence comes to die.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:29 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Brazil? Sounds like UK has a tranny fetish

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:48 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It must be the tits.

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    Comment by Myballz
    12:26 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Strange part is British women have do have huge breast in highest percentage in Europe Fake or real.

    Percentage of women wearing cup size:
    D C B A
    UK: 57 18 19 6
    Denmark: 50 19 24 7
    Netherlands: 36 27 29 8
    Belgium: 28 28 35 9
    France: 26 29 38 7
    Sweden: 24 30 33 14
    Greece: 23 28 40 9
    Switzerland: 19 24 43 14
    Austria: 11 27 51 10
    Italy: 10 21 68 1

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:27 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    People find the average of looks most attractive. So it's not much of a surprise if people find the results of cultural blending in a country such as the U.S attractive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:51 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess fat people vote for fat people... ugliest nation in the world.... ugliest people in the world...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:55 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Italy
    2. Brazil
    3. Sweden
    4. Ukraine
    5. whatever is left

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:57 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but... they're so fat!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:03 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i thought Americans were fat nation not beautiful?
    but if you do consider the fact that America is made up of a bunch of different nationalities mixed together then i guess you can leave it at that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What!? Germany of the last place?!
    I was sure japs love germany and germans.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Russian women are the most beautiful for me.

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    Comment by Tallgeese_VI
    10:09 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    5000 ? Thats a small figure to come up with the list, should've been +10000 samples.

    Anyhow I do agree with the list. I like Japan but I also like America too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everyone here is full of fail.
    Everyone seems to think every Americans is fat.
    There are a lot of fat people, but there are also a lot of fit people too still.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:08 25/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    erm.... 35% of your population is obese, 50% is fat. I mean, That's atrocious, do you people just not care, also good on those fellows who are fit (american standard for fit) which means they just aren't fat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:36 31/10/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, I'd say his argument is valid. The current population of America is 312,488,000. So, even if half the population was fat, 156,244,000 people would be skinny. However, this would also be true in the inverse sense where one could say even if half your population is skinny, the other half is fat which would mean 156,244,000 were fat with 9,3746,400 of those people being obese. It is also, sadly, worth noting that the actually statistics are larger than those you listed.

    As an American, I have to say that you don't really notice it too much. Fact is that statistics show you the overall view, but, in a nation that is over 9,826,675 square kilometers (for comparison, Britain is only 243,610 square kilometers and Australia is close at 8,468,300 square kilometers), the population becomes stretched out. Even with such a large number of statistically overweight Americans, the amount of people you will see who are overweight will be sparing. Compounding this, the most extreme cases are often the result of emotional trauma leading to a desire for food, sedation and seclusion. To be honest, I sort of feel for them because something has to be wrong with them to allow themselves to reach such an extreme where they can't walk anymore.

    Now to respond more personally, you seem to be mistaking us for a very community minded nation. We're the opposite: a very individualized society. I'm not saying that's better or worst. It really is all just economic cost-benefit stuff if you want to discuss that. But I digress. In an individualized society, you don't care how fat other people are in comparison to your own weight, you just care if your overweight or not. In other words, Americans, who aren't in governments or associations, don't care how fat other people are (unless for negative reasons). They only care if people they see on a constant basis are fat and that's a bit of a stretch since most people only care if it looks like it's getting unhealthy (we don't really care unless it gets pretty bad).

    What can I say, honestly? Our economy values positions that require keen wit and intelligence to thrive in over those that require physical activity (though, socially, this is the opposite to some degree. Definitely in the sports category, but not so much in the garbage-man-and-the-like category). Not to mention most positions are increasingly sedentary thanks to computers and other modern conveniences while food production is at an all time high which has lead to shocking increases in consumption. Thanks to the recent surge in digital entertainment, people don't do as many physically active activities to entertain themselves as much.

    I guess the real reason for the statistics is that losing weight conflicts with our work schedule. Most employed Americans work straight from nine to five and then, more often then not, end their day there, so to speak. It's a remnant of the days when work was more demanding (not that it isn't for some people and, to be fair, even computer work can take a serious toll on you). You have to work to fit gym time into your schedule. Place on top of that that the media has made some overweight people so self-conscious they often voice how afraid they are to go to a gym. Then top it off with the cold hard truth that people can only really lose weight if they truly want to or find a way to enjoy activities that lose weight with both methods being hard since other activities are generally considered more "fun" and the former method requires hitting rock bottom (which might not exist for some people as gaining weight will always be a gradual process which is hard to notice if your the one who's gaining it unless you take active measures to check).

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:13 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder what standards they used for beauty hmmm.

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    Comment by YotaruVegeta
    10:47 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All you have to do to get people to say disgusting, stupid and crazy things is simple

    1. Make a top list

    Top lists are so dumb, and yet so fun!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:26 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well seeing how the U.S. is a melting pot consisting of many different ethnic groups from around the world, not just one race. Then yea I can see how it can be rank 1.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:28 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This. Altho to be honest, most ppl (ESPECIALLY asians) mean white when they say american. I don't agree with it, but it's the truth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:49 31/10/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They changed that in 2001. Prior to that Asians were counted as Caucasians in the population.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:18 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow there is alot of hatred out there towards the US. Are you guys really naive or just jealous

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:54 14/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jealous as fuck. We've either kicked their asses in war, economics, or achievements, or we've bailed their countries out of trouble more times than they can count.

    Suck it, haters. The throbbing shaft of liberty is ready to be gobbled by you lesser nations!

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    Comment by Mike
    06:25 13/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    stfu, you have yet to have kicked canadas ass in war, you tried to though, and you burnt york down, but we burnt the white house. economy, thats a load of shit, canadas economy may be falling down in the pits because of the US, our economy is still better fairing then yours. also you have zero money control, because you fucking yankees just spent 36 million on a new national defense building, in the middle of a crippling recession, way to go. oh and just when we decided to save your ass by building a pipeline for oil, you decided to delay it, so we are going fuck it, scraping the whole thing, and giving it to the Chinese, whos economy is actually topping the entire world, along with russia. yuo think us jealous, we think you retarded.

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    Comment by Rindoro
    06:22 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    really America?
    the place where Obese means skinny? T.T

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why they calling themselves american? they are united statians and theya re just ugly or fat

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    Comment by Mike
    06:14 13/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    or where canadians come to hate there american counterparts, for being dumb stupid yankees

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