Misaka Mikoto has been spotted offering delivery health services for the princely sum of ¥15,000 for an hour’s medically dubious therapy. Discounts are available for longer sessions or the “3P course.”
The services as offered by “Ikenai Joshikousei,” “Forbidden High Schoolgirls”:
Just how much the 20-year-old E-cup resembles her namesake is perhaps open to question…
Misaka’s hobbies include games, her “charm point” is reportedly her charming smile, and she is apparently still learning “special play.”
She rather optimistically claims to have experience of but 3 people, perhaps explaining why she has so few usage options available, barely extending to cosplay.
She reports the object of her desires to be “a printer.”
A complicated system of options and additional fees allows the experience to be customised to include the creepy staples of Japanese oyaji fetish sex, such as used pantsu and various articles of schoolgirl fashion.
The undiscerning man who wishes to do what Kuroko can only dream of need only present the requisite funds, and perhaps a printer, in order to lure her to his residence.
LOLZ! That was better than that Suzumiya Haruhi idea!
Misaka who?
Misaka Mikoto dude! if ya don’t know her that you ain’t “one of us”….
it means your not a virgin, unlike us
I don’t know who is more hopeless… her, or the men gonna buy into this, heh
How much is the fee to toss a coin at the speed of Mach 2?
That Misaka is a lie.