Men Risk Health & Bad Sex by Shirking Small Condoms
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 17, 2010 23:28 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Contraception, Marketing, Medical, Penis Abuse
Men who wear condoms which are too large for them risk poor sex and STD infection, a study has found.
Sexological research conducted by the Kinsey Institute found 45% of men questioned had recently had sex whilst using an ill-fitting condom, and the risk of experiencing condom failure, whether by breaking or slippage, was doubled for these men.
Such men also often had trouble reaching orgasm, along with their partners, and once again faced twice the chance of having problems with their erection. These problems also contributed to early removal of condoms.
Problems with condom fit naturally also increase the risk of accidental conception or infection.
The study concluded by endorsing efforts to improve condom fit:
”Men and their female sex partners may benefit from public health efforts designed to promote the improved fit of condoms.”
Condom manufacturers might benefit from taking a leaf out of NASA’s book – the designer of certain Apollo spacesuit toilet facilities reportedly had trouble offering astronauts condom-like fittings which came in “Small,” “Medium” and “Large” sizes, as they would naturally all require “Large” fittings in line with their manly test-pilot status.
An engineer with spacesuit life-support system manufacturers Hamilton Standard came up with the solution – the sizes for the urine collection assembly attachments were renamed “Large,” “Gigantic” and “Humungous.”
A similar approach might work wonders for ordinary terrestrial condoms…
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“Large,” “Gigantic” and “Humungous.”
lol :)
I am Lord Humongous
just fap away and there will be an end to the horror
just fap away
no condom FTW
No man's penis can be smaller than large.
One exception:
You.
Haven't watched japanese av, have you Darkrockslizer?
I have seen many sloppy, small & crooked penises in US porn too.
Don`t be too cocky about your sizes, they fail.
It's like coffee sizes at Starbucks: tall, grande and venti.
And people eat it up. Never ceases to amaze me how the illusion or allusion of size manages to satisfy people. Just like how they only have mediums for "discounted" prices. >_< I'm old. I know a damn small when I see one.
@ Anon 5:35
Thank you for making me imagine Senjougahara with a penis, bastard.
@BlaqCat
And you're as arrogant as ever. You must've had lots of penises in your face to be such an expert in sizes.
Anon is a hive mind, we are all hung like seabiscuit, and im sure i'm not the only one who'd still bone senjougahara and nadeko without thinking about it.
i agree with you, on a different note, ever seen the HULK bone bubbles of the POWERPUFF girls? in a word to describe the scene:
AWESOME!!!
....what?
Awesome Mad Max reference.
its not the size of the hammer that matters ,its how you use it
yet in a fight I would far prefer a Sledgehammer as opposed to a toffee hammer
LOL I guess it depends where you stick the hammer in that circumstance.
"Large", "Horse" or "Whale"...
The last pack of condoms I bought in Japan actually had a horse on the cover. And that's just L size .. LL of that brand has an elephant ..
Forgot to mention that contrary to popular belief, male gorillas have tiny penii...
wow. learned something new... whale dick eh?
Whales are not fish, but mammals. I would like to have a prehensile dick like medium-sized dolphin males.
In other words; "American, Russian or Australian"..?
They should color coded them.
yellow - white - black
LOL
you fool racist you forget some colors !!!!
red and brown and also purple after beating shit of you !!! damm racist !!!!
...purple?
なまでいい、なまで
you forgot desu
sashimi.......
I have a better idea. Buy a condom that's two sizes too small and watch your partner gape in awe as your erect penis RIPS THAT CONDOM TO SHREDS LIKE HULK! >:D
great idea
but I don't think that will help the protection of STD's at all
If you want protection from STDs then don't sleep with whores. Problem solved.
@ Anon 23:53:
You're a dumbass.
STDs are for everybody, not just "whores" as you conveniently think.
Remeber the other function of condoms is to prevent pregnancy.
You're on a site with a large population of Hikikomori, to us anyone who;s had sex is a whore and should be ashamed of themselves.
Anon 05:37 = win.
Roger that.
That's when you whip out your actual condom and exclaim, "Good thing I got these EXTRA LARGE sized ones here!" as you slyly cover the words "small" printed all over it.
It's all about the power of suggestion.
Haha, genius!
Imagination makes reality, my friend.
So true, panda dude!
OR don't ware condom.Real men don't use condoms!
Real men don't have sex,period.
Women are useless to real men! SELF SUFFICIENCY!
Real men use condoms because real men have real sex.
Real men have to face responsibilities.
Real men tear their condoms
nature approves.
yeah real morons don't use condoms and impregnate women and catch STD's. I salute you, dumb male!
That's right, because when you're raping a guy in the ass in prison, STDs are the least of your worries.
*I'd* be worried about STDs.
I'm not a father-raper, but you never know what's been in that asshole.
real men also have STD and 10 kids
Real men are immune to STD.
Apparently, real men can't spell either.
And imagining sex without a condom =/= having sex without a condom, champ.
Real Men wear condoms and fap till it fits snuggily like a Teddy bear teh heh ^_^
No condoms. Women only. Final Destination!
That is SO pointlessly awesome!
More like a quick trip to the emergency room when condom refuses to tear and crushes the spongy tissue of the engorged member... O_o