“I’ll Do You If You Do My Homework For Me”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Feb 14, 2010 06:21 JST
- Tags: Beijing, Bizarre, China, PC Software, Prostitution, University
A student who offered to have sex with anyone kind enough to complete her programming assignment has been at the centre of a scandal after her boyfriend found out about the affair and exposed her to students and faculty.
The girl, a student at Bejing’s prestigious Tsinghua University, was set a programming assignment in C, but apparently computers were not her strong-point and she found herself unable or unwilling to complete the assignment.
Instead she made an offer to male students: in exchange for completing the assignment she would spend a night with the helpful man in question. She was soon able to submit her completed assignment.
However, her boyfriend found out about the matter and was furious. In proper vengeful boyfriend style he posted all his pictures of her, along with her personal details, up on the university forums.
Fortunately for her, it seems these were non-erotic in nature.
Students were outraged at the affair, denouncing her comport as “shameful” and “not the correct way to do homework.”
2ch for its part was more interested in code examples.
It is not clear what grade she received for the sex-traded homework or whether she faces official sanction.
In recent years there have been an increasing number of scandals involving sex surfacing at Chinese universities, although it seems the usual pattern is the more direct and traditional approach of a female student having sex with a professor in exchange for elevated grades.
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That's a lot of work for sex. Wouldn't it be easier to just get a hooker?
If only it was that easy for guys.
Diplom and degree for being whore. That's what I adore in woman!
And once some of them graduate, a well-paid secretarial position for offering the same service.
And where's classmates like that in YOUR school when you need 'em
this is where TA's come in and give you a "tutoring session"
Hmmm... I was offered to have my grades raised if I had sex with two teachers. One was a very ugly woman that would kill any erection and no paper bag would have sufficed. The other was a horny, old, male teacher...
I just ran for the hills.
But then it doesnt have that erotic aspect to it: 'fucking your classmate'.
Still, quite a good trade of for a lonely bachelor.
Plus, the post title has a nice ring to it ^^
Meh, student loans these days are really building up. Might as well use all that accumulated intellect to get some action right?
It's a bit safer at least. Don't know what those hookers have.
Well, if she's that easy, i'll not take that for granted.
how about less chance to die from aids
Wish that happened to me when I was in secondary school!
I'd rather get it on with a hooker than with the green mono-eyed 'Zaku' in the picture. It'd be a nightmare banging something like that.
i love how Artifact said "In recent years there have been an increasing number of scandals involving sex surfacing at Chinese universities, although it seems the usual pattern is the more direct and traditional approach of a female student having sex with a professor in exchange for elevated grades."
without proper reference.
This isn't Wikipedia and we don't have to reference every other sentence.
Chinese readers are probably familiar with some of these cases - we received tips for similar cases from some of them before.
I presume they were going on before but simply never got the same exposure.
Actually it sounds like they all got the same exposure.
No-Actually it sounds like Artefact is some ANTi-Chinese Racists sry but it sounds so not that i care but well
yeah not that i care about how you post a reply about something you claim you dont care and quite frankly i dont care if you care about it oh well
Most of the readers aren't Chinese and don't have a clue whether Chinese university sex scandals are or aren't increasing. If we have to take your word for it, it isn't true. (Not because of you personally of course, but on principle.)
// Man, I'd program for sex.
// That's like... foreplay or something.
#include
void main()
{
cout << "PROFIT!\n";
return 0;
}
you fail at programming even for some stupid joke. you forgot the next to the include, you also forgot that it was an assigment on C programming and not C++. also, that return would give compilation error, because you're using void for main.
Indeed, main should always have an int return type... And personally I stick to return EXIT_SUCCESS or return EXIT_FAILURE macros for portability. I reckon that he did include the triangle brackets originally as part of the include, but the sk comment thing probably removed them, just like it removed yours.
Go easy on him guy's, he's joking around!
Not to mention that the include file might be cut out by the site? Let's test that hypothesis:
#include
Yup. That means Sankaku's coders are ignoring rule #1 regarding user input: don't filter but escape.
If you don't escape properly you can never be sure you're safe. If you do escape properly, you don't need to filter.
Are you serious... I could bang out a college level program in C in no time. A small price to pay for sex.
Very small... Those intro courses are like 10 minutes of work.
I'd write some C any day for some good nookie.
Depending on the person, I might even learn C for sex. Hopefully knowing c++ would make it easier.
Can't really tell if she's cute or not from the pics.
But if she is cute sure I'd considered it worth an evening to whip together some quick C code.
From what I read it was just a silly little GUI assignment not Carnegie Mellon level advance AI stuff.
The bad part any Mandarin comments would be generated via machine translation.
Oh and the the code would not be a load of grabastic amphibian shit that calls 80 libraries just to perform a simple function.
He did get a hooker. He just paid in programming work instead of cash.
Ah, doing the great motherland proud.
FOR MOTHER CHINA.
In reference to Mother China:
The mother herself is fucked for the financial gain of her corrupt ministers and now the daugther's getting fucked for a degree. Oh hell
If only the girls in my C class were like this.
No. Bad.
Brainy coder girls are hot. Especially if they have glasses.
No wishing the girls in your class were slutty morons like the above girl.
+1. Humans without brains are not welcomed.
I also have a preference for women who actually know their shit. There's a limit to the number of bimbos a man can take.
If only there were girls in my C class.
i'll do it for doujinshi or other anime goods
This. They last longer. Gunpla'd work too.
Well, at least she didn't just blatantly copy existing software, eh? :P
BITCHES AND WHORES.
Boats and Hoes
What a cheap bitch, she could simply pay someone to do it.
It would be interesting to know what programming assignment in C it was.
I'll do her assignment anytime :D
I want to know what the assignment was =[
2ch otaku talking about Fortran? Lolwut?
Nothing wrong with Fortran because of COBOL is an overkill.
Fortran is/was used a lot to develop the number-crunching core of scientific programs. Fortran and C code can be linked and used together in the same application or library, so Fortran is relevant to C.