Top 10 Most Embarrassing Things Your Girlfriend Does

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Japanese men asked to rank the most embarrassing things their girlfriends got up to offer up an interesting selection of presumably not uncommon faux pas.

The ranking:

1. She puts on makeup on the train.

2. She has bad table manners.

3. She brags about past evil deeds.

4. She gets angry at shop assistants who make mistakes.

5. She speaks in a very masculine manner (using ore, omae, etc).

6. She behaves cutely (only) if any men are present.

7. She pretends to know things she doesn’t.

8. She uses a lot of Internet slang.

9. She keeps asking “how old do I look”?

10. She dashes for empty seats on trains or buses.

Astonishingly, the least problematic of the behaviours mentioned was “always wearing highly revealing clothing.”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    11:24 20/02/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    6. She behaves cutely (only) if any men are present.

    Wait, the boyfriend isn't a man?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 22/02/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Theres only one thing wrong about this list..word girlfriend..every guy here has boyfriends not girlfriends

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:15 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Masculine speech? I wouldn't really consider that embarrassing. It just shows she has character.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:29 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    3, 5 and 8 are actualy quite fine by me O_o

    Lawrence620

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    Comment by Gyzome
    08:42 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'll change your mind as soon as you meet someone who uses LOL, ROFL, "u mad" and other shit all the time. It's. fucking. annoying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    in fact if my boyfriend would do anything on the list,I would be really embarrassed,too..

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    Comment by カンチ
    03:23 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    #10 is the only thing I ever had to deal with.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    farts and burps?
    not in the list

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:02 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    everyone farts and burps... why women cant do it too?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 17/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    my problem is with shrek ass farts and Godzilla burps.

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    Comment by alex251
    05:15 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So what did we learn from this ?
    2D girlfriends are not embarrassing or annoying. :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:42 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the picture is really creepy in this article.

    anyway, the title of this article is mess.

    Girls can be pain sometimes. its not just they cant helped. they just having different personality.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol i can agree to all 10 of them actually..

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "4. She gets angry at shop assistants who make mistakes."
    I hate hate HATE this! I mean, retail sucks enough without people freaking out and making you nervous so you make more mistakes!

    I admit to using internet slang, but usually it's around friends and I only use it when I'm being sarcastic. "Oh, lol."

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:27 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. I'd prefer that, to waiting about 20 min. every fucking day until she's done.
    2. I'm fresh out of military. I couldn't care less.
    3. Why? It's good to know I'm datting total bitch, so I can get out of this before shit gets serious.
    4. See above.
    5. Japanese problem only. Though I guess it's similar when gf is speaking in some weird manner (i.e. gansta-style). Fun at first, later quite annoying.
    6. I don't mind.
    7. A woman, What can you do?
    8. Not annoying. Just stupid and boring.
    9. Find answer she wants (usually her age minus 5 years), and repeat it every time she wants you to.
    10. Happened once. I did laugh so hard, and so long ('cos it looked hilarious), she never did it again. Not like I would mind.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:34 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait, Japanese men have girlfriends?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    “always wearing highly revealing clothing.”

    That's because Japanese men are so whipped now that they WISH they could get a girlfriend who wears highly revealing clothing

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    #10
    always a problem

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    Comment by GHS
    05:59 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thankfully my girlfriend doesn't do any of this, but I know a few of her friends do them. Let's see, they do 3, 5, 6 (ESPECIALLY 6), and 7.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually what I dislike about my girlfriend is she'll over-react to anything.
    e.g. I dropped a bottle she covers both hands with her mouth and goes "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" in public. Well thats embarrassing for me :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:10 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You make me sad by reminding me that I dont have a girfreind T.T
    Why do girl friends judge you by whether you're an otaku or not?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:44 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one posting on this shitty site has a girlfriend, these people are fucking nerds

    yeah I am a troll and fuck you

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    self-contempt much?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    sorry I don't have a girlfriend so mine 2D girlie doesn't do any embarrassing things.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:18 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    #6
    She's a demon behind the mask...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:34 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    last one made me lol for some reason

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 15/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1.She puts on makeup on the train.
    "Natural is best darling."

    2.She has bad table manners.
    You can only say that if YOU have good manners XP

    3.She brags about past evil deeds.
    if she's a yankee and ur from the mob... i guess it's a good thing? XD

    4.She gets angry at shop assistants who make mistakes.
    as long as she doesn't make a scene or say something
    particularly rude...

    5.She speaks in a very masculine manner (using ore, omae, etc).
    ...which intimidates the so-called 'effeminate' new generation? or she's just tsundere :3 banzai!

    6.She behaves cutely (only) if any men are present.
    Dispose of her immediately.

    7.She pretends to know things she doesn’t.
    and men NEVER do that XD

    8.She uses a lot of Internet slang.
    Uh, tell her to stop? /clueless/

    9.She keeps asking “how old do I look”?
    "As old as a good French wine."

    10.She dashes for empty seats on trains or buses.
    how the heck is this a crime? XD just dash together! XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:31 15/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    number 8 yes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 15/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This list is fake

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    Comment by Ponky14
    17:49 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    are these guys pussies? thats the description of a kick ass girlfriend right there,hot and with those 10 traits thats a goddess

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 05/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know whats annoying, when your girlfriend has a horribly obscure mouth not literally but the way she talks.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    15:20 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most of these are perfectly forgivable faults in a woman.

    #5. well I think tomboys are kinda cool.

    #7 that's most girls I know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:21 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    sound exatly like my girlfriend XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My girlfriend broke up with me 'cause I'm nothing like Edward from Twilight.

    Shit sucks. :/

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    Comment by Shuubi
    10:40 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Anyone who likes that shit was clearly not worth your time. Fight on, soldier.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:48 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I could believe #3 most likely..

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    Comment by hALOTOO
    00:37 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How come wearing heavy make up didn't make the list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:22 13/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    #10 She dashes for empty seats on trains or buses.

    This reminds me of those local morons who like to plant themselves right in front of the train doors. Not only does this make it difficult for alighting passengers to get off, the morons would squeeze against the traffic of alighting passengers to be the first to get in. All this so they can find an empty seat to plunk their fat ass down unto. Then they'll pretend to be asleep when a pregnant woman walks in.

    Yeah, I'll feel for the guy when his girlfriend is acting like that.

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    Comment by Shigure
    08:14 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    *feels bad for actually falling asleep on public transportation*

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    Comment by Kitsune9Tails
    09:42 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No reason to be embarrassed. Have you been around on the trains in Japan? I swear at least half of the schoolkids and salarymen sitting down (and some NOT sitting down) were snoozing.

    Funny thing is, they all seemed to have this sixth sense about when to wake up. Guess they have a lot of practice...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:42 13/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Embarassing/annoying to me: Smearing makeup from her face onto me, leaving ear-rings and bras at my place, like a cat marking its territory -- "this is mine".

    It was embarassing because my friends would see me and say things like, "Dude, you've got lipstick on your cheek," or similar. (And I got a very funny look from my Mom once, but she didn't say anything.)

    It was annoying because she wasn't willing to have an exclusive relationship with me (i.e., she was banging other guys at the time).

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:11 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sadly, the last sentence says it all, and completely wipes out anything above it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    20:33 13/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have no sympathy for people who just go after others that are pretty on the outside and hollow on the inside.

    Almost everyone who is fairly attractive are all bitches, they have been raised that way since school, yet people still can't seem to make that connection.

    The only girls who are attractive and aren't bitches are the girls who have always been unpopular.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:33 17/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    not always true though...
    there was a popular girl who was UNatractive and she was a bitch.

    she was hollow on the inside, as well as messed up on the outside.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:16 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    u re fat & bitter

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:22 13/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather internet slang than old sayings that NO ONE uses.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:42 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, ain't that the bee's knees!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:10 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, like that.

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    Comment by Leaf
    21:34 13/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think 2 and 3 can be kinda cute :x






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