Bizarre Japanese Vending Machine Gallery
- Categories: Galleries, Japan
- Date: Feb 10, 2010 05:28 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Bizarre, Food, Image Gallery, Vending Machines, Video Gallery
Japan’s undeserved reputation for being a nation where anything and everything can bought from its omnipresent vending machines might be slightly less undeserved than previously thought if 2ch’s collection of vending machine aberrations is anything to go by:
Detergents.
Phones.
“Natural water.”
“At present nothing is chilled!”
A vending machine dedicated exclusively to “tare” sauce for yakiniku.
Udon.
Sushi.
Natto.
Bait.
“Who knows what’ll come out if you order this.”
Adult goods vending machines housed in suitably creepy surroundings:
Dutch wives and costumes feature alongside erotic DVDs…
Customers apparently unwrap them on the “premises.”
Below is a special bin for “materials harmful to minors,” shaped like a friendly ladybird.
The bins variously admonish users “No rubbish!” and “This is not a postbox!”, giving some clue as to what people have been using them for.
Just why this “committee for purifying the youth environment” is so interested in soliciting pornography in place of municipal waste disposal services is something of a mystery.
Vending machine fans should of course be warned that 95% of nation’s machines sell nothing but drinks, tobacco and contraceptives, a winning combination if ever there were one.

























































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that coke machine looks like something Shizuo Heiwajima threw around :X
No wonder there's an employment problem in Japan... Vending machines are used in place of stores (that employ cashiers).
They took our jeeeeaaaabbbsss!
On topic; machinery replacing people is not anywhere EVEN CLOSE to being something new.
So, that gallery has a vending machine with a "random slot", where you don't know what you're going to buy. It's not a new idea, but it's a forever winning concept. A student union I'm part of have a couple of can/bottle vending machines, and have had a random slot, for more than ten years. \o/
This is insane.
Could anyone post more info about the Sony vending machine?
I have never seen one in my life and am curious about what's being sold.
superior vending machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woBR6pkWM5s
Vendformers, Vending Machines in disguise..
Oh God the Coke Machine Robot Suit.
Sure, it dispense delicious soft drinks now, but eventually...
Eventually, blood will be shed. BLOOD AND TEARS.
My GOD.
what about an ona-hole vending machine
"please insert peni.... I mean payment here"
No more "Used Schoolgirl Panties" ones? I'd heard they'd ended those, but I thought it was a passing thing.
More work of the "Modern Women who seek to destroy men" I suppose...
Oooo toasty on last youtube vid there, though i hate it when people put the thing right on the face of the cam.
I'm still waiting on the giant vending machine that sells regular sized vending machines that sell small vending machines that sell toy vending machines that dispense vending machine shaped candy.
Whats the point of that??? LOL!!
Well i choked while laughing at your post...
I stayed at a capsule hotel that had a vending machine with businessmen clothes in it (eg pair of socks, tie) for guys who might need a change of clothes after staying overnight.
what the fuck is a lady bird?
that women dressed up as a vending machine, I wonder where you insert the coins ;P
"It's warm from my body heat, meow~"
uhh the cat from paniponi... classic
This list fails, because it needs a vending machine that can vend, other vending machines.
sorry forgot to add also, why not just toss the porn in the trash, is there a problem there of kids going though trash cans? Also who keeps porn on them... well yes manga does show nudes but as said before is there such a problem a kids in trash cans just for porn?
Not sure if its a english thing, but what the hell is a ladybird.... Here in canada its called a ladybug.
I know that calling it a ladybug is odd sounding but it is a bug not a bird, how the hell does it look like a bird. Whatever you call it it is still a bug not bird so would not ladybug just sound better
I went on a fishing trip to Toledo Bend (LA side) many years ago, i remember seeing a live bait machine. Crickets and worms do have a fairly long shelf life, but they can't be too lively after being in a vending machine as opposed to the bait shop. However, with the advent of vendors that take credit/debit cards, a machine that hands out Rat L Traps, Strike King buzzers and Culprits might do pretty good. You'd prbly have to install some sort of climate control stop the soft plastic baits from melting, though.
Very interesting...
The Smart Car vending machine doesn't really offer a direct sale, but functions as a cleverly thought promotional stunt. Looks like a giant microwave oven though...
Wow a Ramen bending Machine!! I want to see one of those :D
I saw a Cheese & Ham Toastie Vending Machine in a Shopping Centre near me (Sutton U.K.).
I should have figured the Japanese had something to do with it's creation.
Fishing lures?
Next to that the Sony ones don't seem so odd.
An even more deadly combination would be if 95% of the vending machines would sell alcohol, tobacco, drugs and firearms.
if you use coins to buy that car you're fucked
Japan wins
Those adult ones are really strange to me. Large metal storage shed. You gone in there and fuck around and get raped in the ass.....
I've seen several of the Sony machines here in the states. All of them are located in places where security is mere footsteps away.
Still rather amusing to see such high-priced shit in vending machines.
Same here in Florida.
I've even seen ones from Apple that sell Ipods and whatnot.
Only in Japan
LOLs
Not so amazing, there are all different sorts of vending machines in the USA too, but just aren't as common as japan. I've had a cooked pizza and cooked hotdog out of a vending machine in the USA.
Most interesting vending machine I came across in Japan was a machine that was selling 2L cartons of milk. I also like how many of the machines in japan play a "slots" game when you buy a drink, and if it matches the numbers then you get a free drink.
Best vending machines in Japan are the beer vending machines though.
Sprite on fire, lol.
Ps I count two traps.
wheres the panty machine or did i miss it lolzzz
im acctually surprised the sony vending machine didnt get broken into or even vandlized unlike in western countries
Like to try a Sprite on Fire (in diet)
Didn't America used to do this with as much of a variety of products back in the 50s? I remember seeing it in old shows. Sad that the trendy machines disappeared.
Is that a guy in the "Sprite on Fire" machine? What a terrible job.
That Sony VM's found its way to the States as well. I've only seen one though, at a mall.
I wonder why we still don't got that many vending machines over here besides in schools...
I'm surprised they don't have a Bath Set vending machine in there somewhere...
Although, maybe it is there in the pictures, and I just can't tell.
Either way, nice.
Pretty sure there are those at the bath house. Probably people just don't want to get arrested for running around in a bath house snapping pictures everywhere though.
Actually, that sounds like a good way to spend an afternoon.
"I regret nothing!"
Weird and amusing at the same time..
omg 47-50 is the perfect camouflage. passerbys would never suspect a thing.
I laughed so hard when I saw that lady. That's going to be my Halloween costume this year, for sure!
47-50 should be portable gloryhole machines
Where's the loli vending machine?
Ah, was waiting for the "admittance" at the end that the while there is vending machines for stuff like socks, phones, porn, etc., etc., it's mainly drinks, cigarettes, alcohol, and porn.
Also that coffee is the worst shit you will ever drink...
Chuck Norris vending machine for all your round house kicks needs......
A loli vending Machine would be nice, but Pedobear would steal it.
This one looks like a trap:
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/vending-machines/bizarre-japanese-vending-machine-035-adult-goods.jpg
DVDs by the roadside just seem suspicious to me. I can imagine some thugs waiting behind the trees.
Looks like a perfect spot to vandalize the shit out of em.
loli vending machine?
( -_-)oO0(???LOLI+VM????)
So the "Used 14 year old girls' pantsu" vending machines are only a myth?
I'm sure if they existed, a pantsu vendor would've been in this article.
I think that purchasable lolis in Japan can't be standing far away from the contraceptives vending machines...
at the right hours.
No they are reality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yzxt2i_50I
the video is a bit long but it explaynes the pantsu wending machines etc
they do exist but I wouldn't use them.
Here the truth about the Japanese used pantsu selling industry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03VBilncwI&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03VBilncwI&feature=related]
Oh yeah, I went to this sex shop at Akihabara and they had a used pantsu gachapon machine. Not cheap though, 1000yen a pop.
I can see it now:
Loli vending machine
Don't be a pussy, it seems legit!
Think of the sales!
Think of the lines!
Think of the loli's saying
"Buy me Onii-chan! Take me home!"
Anon 15:51
I think we all are :3
Chris Hansen machines? :<
We all better be careful!
Think of the Children!
i am... so many loli colours to choose from
It's trap!
#7 is loli. You'd better hurry or she'll be taken by the pedophone.
So a vending machine that IS a loli instead of one that dispenses lolis...
I see what you did there!
Fap fap fap...
Coolham23: only until UNICEF find out
No, it clearly dispenses lolis, but the catch is that you have to wear a special bracelet and pay a fee, which of course would go to the government... wait...
Damn, thats a good idea to keep the pedos happy while funding the government.
Pandemonia:
They're just an ally of EN - so as long as you buy more eroge than lolis, they would just ignore it. So....
JUST NOW! BUY 1 'n get 2(!) Eroge for FREE!!
COMPLETELY UNCENSORED
(The Loli, of course..)
FAP FAP FAP!!!!!!!
it would be cool to have that many vending machines, with cool valuable things in them here in america, but we would just break them open at night and sell the good's on ebay.