Bizarre Japanese Vending Machine Gallery
- Categories: Galleries, Japan
- Date: Feb 10, 2010 05:28 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Bizarre, Food, Image Gallery, Vending Machines, Video Gallery
Japan’s undeserved reputation for being a nation where anything and everything can bought from its omnipresent vending machines might be slightly less undeserved than previously thought if 2ch’s collection of vending machine aberrations is anything to go by:
Detergents.
Phones.
“Natural water.”
“At present nothing is chilled!”
A vending machine dedicated exclusively to “tare” sauce for yakiniku.
Udon.
Sushi.
Natto.
Bait.
“Who knows what’ll come out if you order this.”
Adult goods vending machines housed in suitably creepy surroundings:
Dutch wives and costumes feature alongside erotic DVDs…
Customers apparently unwrap them on the “premises.”
Below is a special bin for “materials harmful to minors,” shaped like a friendly ladybird.
The bins variously admonish users “No rubbish!” and “This is not a postbox!”, giving some clue as to what people have been using them for.
Just why this “committee for purifying the youth environment” is so interested in soliciting pornography in place of municipal waste disposal services is something of a mystery.
Vending machine fans should of course be warned that 95% of nation’s machines sell nothing but drinks, tobacco and contraceptives, a winning combination if ever there were one.
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Where's the loli vending machine?
loli vending machine?
( -_-)oO0(???LOLI+VM????)
So the "Used 14 year old girls' pantsu" vending machines are only a myth?
I'm sure if they existed, a pantsu vendor would've been in this article.
I think that purchasable lolis in Japan can't be standing far away from the contraceptives vending machines...
at the right hours.
No they are reality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yzxt2i_50I
the video is a bit long but it explaynes the pantsu wending machines etc
they do exist but I wouldn't use them.
Here the truth about the Japanese used pantsu selling industry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03VBilncwI&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03VBilncwI&feature=related]
Oh yeah, I went to this sex shop at Akihabara and they had a used pantsu gachapon machine. Not cheap though, 1000yen a pop.
I can see it now:
Loli vending machine
Don't be a pussy, it seems legit!
Think of the sales!
Think of the lines!
Think of the loli's saying
"Buy me Onii-chan! Take me home!"
It's trap!
Chris Hansen machines? :<
We all better be careful!
Think of the Children!
i am... so many loli colours to choose from
Anon 15:51
I think we all are :3
#7 is loli. You'd better hurry or she'll be taken by the pedophone.
So a vending machine that IS a loli instead of one that dispenses lolis...
I see what you did there!
Fap fap fap...
it would be cool to have that many vending machines, with cool valuable things in them here in america, but we would just break them open at night and sell the good's on ebay.
FAP FAP FAP!!!!!!!
No, it clearly dispenses lolis, but the catch is that you have to wear a special bracelet and pay a fee, which of course would go to the government... wait...
Damn, thats a good idea to keep the pedos happy while funding the government.
Coolham23: only until UNICEF find out
Pandemonia:
They're just an ally of EN - so as long as you buy more eroge than lolis, they would just ignore it. So....
JUST NOW! BUY 1 'n get 2(!) Eroge for FREE!!
COMPLETELY UNCENSORED
(The Loli, of course..)
A loli vending Machine would be nice, but Pedobear would steal it.
This one looks like a trap:
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/vending-machines/bizarre-japanese-vending-machine-035-adult-goods.jpg
DVDs by the roadside just seem suspicious to me. I can imagine some thugs waiting behind the trees.
Looks like a perfect spot to vandalize the shit out of em.
Chuck Norris vending machine for all your round house kicks needs......
Ah, was waiting for the "admittance" at the end that the while there is vending machines for stuff like socks, phones, porn, etc., etc., it's mainly drinks, cigarettes, alcohol, and porn.
Also that coffee is the worst shit you will ever drink...
wow there got a vending machine for everything
Not for a large penis.
That's why Japanese guys mostly have small penises.
why don't you say "japanese guys have mostly compact penises"?
Hmm... A creative response you have there... Although both compact and small are synonyms, it must have taken you a while to come up with it.
not really.
i was recently watching kanokon, and nozomu, flat chest girl says "my breasts are compact and that girl's breast are just a bag of flab".or something along the line....
3 cheers for casual racism?
Country != Race
hello kitty looks particuarily refreshing...
Yep soon they'll have vending machines with sex dolls in it............or do they already have them?
Already have plenty of them.
there's actually a photo of one up there
Weird and amusing at the same time..
omg 47-50 is the perfect camouflage. passerbys would never suspect a thing.
47-50 should be portable gloryhole machines
I laughed so hard when I saw that lady. That's going to be my Halloween costume this year, for sure!
I wonder why we still don't got that many vending machines over here besides in schools...
I'm surprised they don't have a Bath Set vending machine in there somewhere...
Although, maybe it is there in the pictures, and I just can't tell.
Either way, nice.
Pretty sure there are those at the bath house. Probably people just don't want to get arrested for running around in a bath house snapping pictures everywhere though.
Actually, that sounds like a good way to spend an afternoon.
"I regret nothing!"
Vending machine cosplay was fantastic.
A loli-vending machine would be epic win xD Me want! (*^_^*)
Japan IS the loli vending machine to the world.
Japan.
superior.
to.
fap