2ch’s more disturbing denizens have been sharing the results of their efforts at figure and anime goods appreciation – this apparently involves onanistic exertions at the expense of the unfortunate product in question.
Those who wish to avoid seeing the splatter and instead just marvel aghast at the tasteless depravity of these otaku can skip straight to the comments.
The naïve or faint of heart might like to assume these otaku have used condensed milk to simulate bodily fluids – this is the usual method amongst such circles.
I get annoyed when there's a spec of dust on my figurines.
Looking at this gallery seriously makes wish I could grab them off the screen and clean them. I don't care if someone's man juice is on it, for god's sake clean it up DAMN IT AND THOROUGHLY!
Those bastards disgracing Haruhi like that, isn't it weird that there were more figure of the Haruhi series than the others? Its like they knew I'd get piss. T_T precious anime soiled...
Uh, wow. Why am I not at all surprised that there are guys who do things like this? I don't even find it particularly gross or anything, although I don't find globs of semen to be very appealing... I'm pretty neutral about this whole thing... Hmm.
Whether it's condensed milk or not you still have a bunch of tards ruining perfectly good figures. Cant imagine how hard that would be too get out. And how it would smell after a while if you didnt.
Note to self.
NEVER touch an Otaku's stuff. Ever.
Sperm cell 1: I don't see the egg anywhere.
Sperm cell 2: Where the hell are we?!
I lol'd
I lol'd so hard too.
This is win! Lol
got an instant boner from this gallery. want moar!
I would not call this hard core otaku. I'd call this sick perversion. A true otaku would take care of his figurines. Not cream them with semen.
what a waste of such beautiful figures......they ought to be kept inside display cabinet instead of this kind of stuff which will damage them
and i mean the figures not the otakus
I know from experience that PVC figurines are suprisingly durable with this kind of stuff. Just be a bit more careful with resin
Considering they are Japanese and otakus -so I would say most of the pictures are not fake :(
I'll think twice before i buy pre owned figures from ebay now.
Wasted figures.
true
wtf sick ..... creepy
I hope it's not what I think it is...but that is just plain WRONG! ^_^
Ah! That explains a lot - second hand figmas and thier price on ebay... crap.
ok i'm not buying from ebay anymore
I am soooo never gonna buy a used figurine in Akihabara ever!
You can clean off those precious figures but those mouse pads are long gone... </3
Wow, that's just gross -_-
so much yoghurt... They really like diary, don't they.
nice aiming
Though disturbing as all hell, it does mean that they're helping to control the increase of the world's population.
I am honestly grossed out by this.
I get annoyed when there's a spec of dust on my figurines.
Looking at this gallery seriously makes wish I could grab them off the screen and clean them. I don't care if someone's man juice is on it, for god's sake clean it up DAMN IT AND THOROUGHLY!
Those bastards disgracing Haruhi like that, isn't it weird that there were more figure of the Haruhi series than the others? Its like they knew I'd get piss. T_T precious anime soiled...
Uh, wow. Why am I not at all surprised that there are guys who do things like this? I don't even find it particularly gross or anything, although I don't find globs of semen to be very appealing... I'm pretty neutral about this whole thing... Hmm.
Looks like Figure and Mousepad girls really don't like to swallow..
Man, I dint felt so sick since i saw DVD-QUALITY kotonoha opening sekai's womb looking for some babies
So.
Ronery.
Thick Cum Syndrome.
Poor people.
So... I'll just have to wait and see if I got scarred for life here... still amusing though...
that is just how i would call.....sick minded!
I think the used tenga products..
DO YOU KNOW THEY SELL ARTIFICIAL SEMEN IN JAPEN?!
okay then otakus are freaks who have nothing to do in life but think of having sex with anime characters
Luv this gallery! :D
Some guys gotta bust a nut on an anime slut. That's how they do!
nothing wrong with doing it on the figures, but you just ruined all those lovely mousepads!
i thought about doing this to a pic of obama and posting it on 4-chan
that's a lot of hot glue.
Those were just concentrated milk..
We have a fap virgin among us.
Sweetened Condensed Milk xD
Hmmmm... /tag semenonfigurine
I always loved it.
i wish i had thoes figures i would take much better care of them keep them clean and maintain their...chastity
Where can I buy theses figures at?
Whether it's condensed milk or not you still have a bunch of tards ruining perfectly good figures. Cant imagine how hard that would be too get out. And how it would smell after a while if you didnt.
WHY WOULD YOU TAINT SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL? WHY?
Haven't you heard? The more beautiful and pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Well spoken gentlemen,Well spoken.
WOW!
Doesn't that stain the mouse pad? Ewwww!!!
Some of those figures are expensive and require quite a bit of work to clean them up, eh?
Easier to clean "jucies" off real girls/women/people... just rub it in. :0