The newest front in Akiba café proprietors’ war on the sensibilities of otaku and the general public is a kigurumi themed maid café, with patrons being once again served by 10 anime masked maids of indeterminate gender.
To add to the creepiness of the experience, the doller maids are forbidden from speaking and must remain silent – this is because “there is no person inside,” it is explained.
Visitors can take solace in the fact that the event is limited in duration to a few days. A previous kigurumi themed venue also opened in 2009, and some faces may be familiar…
Those hankering for more kigurumi action but not wishing for the hassle of visiting grotty Taito-ku and its cramped and over-priced cafés can see more than they ever might wish to in the various galleries of doller action previously published.
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Creepy? No, Hella scary!
Imagine how the girls inside looks like!
2D girls converted to 3D Kigurumi is almost always phail.
And the last picture, I will not fap to that.
if it is a girl at all
girls? are you sure that under those mask there are girls?
Fuuuck, came to say this, damn you anon post timeout
if they're beautiful girls, they don't need to be behind mask
if they're behind mask, they don't need to be beautiful girls
They need to have balls of steel in case their mask fall off and people recognize them.
well.. I'm sure maybe a few of them have balls...whether it be steel or not >_> it's a prime opportunity at least.
How you can be sure that they are even human?
Not sure,they could be test models based off the wedding dress robot japan made. I could be wrong though.
Honestly, it'd scare me waaaaaaay less if i could be sure they're robots.
Oh, hell no, when the Cyborg apocalypse comes, I'd take the T-1000's over this, any day.
I would tell the T-1000 to turn into Konata Izumi or Cirno or Rika Fuurude as a last request before killing me...
Preferably with their armpits exposed....
All we could do is hope they're girls....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
They look like MEN
Uncanny Valley Theory at its finest.
idk. i kinda like the idea. its like a horror movie. imagine how thrilling is that :)
His is the worst and most terrifying cafe theme ever. *shudder*
I don't know about that.
http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/74/1451976/restaurant/Alabama/Naruto-Cafe-Auburn
OMFG!!!
narufags cafe >_<
AHEM!... And now to present you all with the very first review that I saw of that Naru-what-the-fucked-up-cafe, and I quote:
"10/10 Would Dattebayo again." by AnimuMango (1 review)
September 30, 2009 - Really likes it - I went here with my nakama (that means "friend" in Japanese) the other day. I asked for ramen but they didn't have it so me and my nakama had to eat this weird cold fish stuff instead. We came for Japan food but ended up having to eat some fish thing that's probably French or something. It doesn't matter though because we could see Naruto-sama everywhere we looked and we could shout "Dattebayo" (that means "Habeeb it!" in Japanese) and everyone knew what we meant."
LMAO!!!
WTF.... You must be kidding me...
Is that review real?!
heavy duty ultra weeaboo hut. bet those were the only japanese the that guy knew. such a fake -_-
That's just sick and wrong and i've been known to wear the gloves and headband.
This is the worst and most terrifying cafe theme ever. *shudder*
The fact that they must remain silent shows that there are guys among the maids......Dammit this is creepy.
I'd be more scared if they said Okaerinasaimase, goshujin-sama in a freaking deep voice. Plus, their eyes stare into your soul...
Or monkeys?
OK if they're female monkeys. Nothing with balls please...
scares me half-way to death...
Scares me 99.99% to death. This may be my last post...
This is really going overboard, didn't they learned their lesson the first time?
Nope they don't, they are japanese, for further information just read the Bandai article.
lets see china copy THIS!!
Ehh, I don't think its THAT bad. Sure its weird, but take a look at the site you're on. There is a lot of weird stuff here. =)
I just hope they aren't guys...
Well, your hope is dashed.
Wish there were some maid cafe's over in NYC. Would be awesome.
Those things aren't scary when you see them walking around conventions, but... if I was in a café and they were silent... I'd probably be a little scared...
Hah, I can't imagine what it would be like if one of them coughed a DEEP voice and revealed himself to be a man...
Awesome! Now they just need a Hideyoshi Kinoshita in their group and I’ll get a ticket.
The first customer would probably be the first guy to enter the asylum this month
Imagine of them them standing somewhere facing your general area. I would think it keeps staring at me.... Scary T_T
What's creepy is that those faces on the masks will never change expression...
Terrible, horrible, sscary, creepy, etc etc.
Terrible, horrible, scary, creepy, etc etc.
This'll be the last place I'll visit if I ever become gay
Just imagine one of those...things leaning over you and putting the plate on your table. It is flanked by several others, and they all are looking at you - or at least seem to be, with their empty, soulless eyes. The café is totally silent, none of the patrons daring to utter so much as a word, lest they draw the attention of the café's grim staff.
I would seriously shit myself if I was forced to go to such a café.
It's a madhouse....A MADHOUSE!
Madhouse?? This Is Akihabara!!
Everybody knows that Madhouse is an animation studio. The word you're looking for is... well, madhouse can fit...