Those wondering how to realise their dubious dreams of an LCD Hime need look no further than this video, which provide a bilingual Engrish/Japanese guide to making a device (“onanism hole”) capable of simulating sex with Asuka.
watching this, i must wonder whether that guy is more turned on by that picture or by the fact that he made a fuckable digital device
bet hell be lookin at the pic but imagining a hexa-core intel anyway
And if you fuck up any of the wiring, or your cat chews into it, you get to see an amazing light show vas your penis explodes all sorts of pretty colors before you bleed to death and die.
Next they'll sell the ifuck, a large lcd with hard drive for pictures, usb drive, and a dutch wife integrated. Images from popular anime girls preinstalled.
iPad = maxipad, not tampon, baka. Tampons are inserted inside, whereas pads are worn on the underwear. Next time you try to be a smartass do some research.
This would be better achieved with LEDs and light sensors inside the tenga, no?
5 or 6 lights and sensors down the inside and you have it change depending on how far you push, not how close you are. could probably be quicker too, since it doesn't require any more than an on/off reading on the sensor.
would mean less equipment and nothing blocking you... all you'd see is the tenga, a bow with wires under the LCD screen... and the screen.
"No animals where harmed in the making of this new and indigenous device. Therefore, you may practice your skills with 'non-humans' safely and without proper supervision."
Brought to you by the Animal Human Society's Cousin, the Animal Love Society.
lol imagine the let down subsequent to busting your nut after all that work. like, "what am i doing with my life... and myself... and my computer... and asuka?"
The Japanese never stop coming up with new things to amuse us.
True...
So do you think the Japanese iPad would have this functionality built in?
Most likely not, but the app/modding community there will make it as if it did. XD
watching this, i must wonder whether that guy is more turned on by that picture or by the fact that he made a fuckable digital device
bet hell be lookin at the pic but imagining a hexa-core intel anyway
hexa-core intel?! mmm....*fap* *fap* *fap*
Did he say Merry Clitmas at the end? God this fucking wins.
I loled the whole way through. Ho ho hole merry clitmas!!!
They'd block the XXCake app from the appstore, game over.
And if you fuck up any of the wiring, or your cat chews into it, you get to see an amazing light show vas your penis explodes all sorts of pretty colors before you bleed to death and die.
Next they'll sell the ifuck, a large lcd with hard drive for pictures, usb drive, and a dutch wife integrated. Images from popular anime girls preinstalled.
lol
I...wut?
that's why steve jobs made the ipad.
It's iFuck, not ifuck.
Btw, iPad = tampon!
iPad = maxipad, not tampon, baka. Tampons are inserted inside, whereas pads are worn on the underwear. Next time you try to be a smartass do some research.
There is an hidden message behind this invention and it say "Then use your imagination for the rest".
Prototype 2?
I'm too scared to think what happened the first time.
This would be better achieved with LEDs and light sensors inside the tenga, no?
5 or 6 lights and sensors down the inside and you have it change depending on how far you push, not how close you are. could probably be quicker too, since it doesn't require any more than an on/off reading on the sensor.
would mean less equipment and nothing blocking you... all you'd see is the tenga, a bow with wires under the LCD screen... and the screen.
Now I'm truly not alone...=)
God I hope you intended that pun.
But does It come with Ayanami Rei version?! ಠ_ಠ
OR MISATO!?
What about Kaworu?
A hole is a hole I guess..
That it is!
what about HIDEYOSHI KINOSHITA
or Shinji?
I loled
OR UNIT 01!?
Now now, that's just sick D:
Or strangely erotic.
Technically speaking, Unit 01 is a woman and a MILF at that......
Meh, Unit 02 is hotter.
add a plugsuit-themed condom and youre all set
OR PEN PEN?
THE ANGELS!
Lilith is fine too.
Oh wait..
Hot Pen2 action..
"No animals where harmed in the making of this new and indigenous device. Therefore, you may practice your skills with 'non-humans' safely and without proper supervision."
Brought to you by the Animal Human Society's Cousin, the Animal Love Society.
So... No Mari?
Geeks of the future, using their amazing skills for... *sigh*
ahaha made of win <3
Mystery tube? Wonder what that's used for
And actually that didn't even look fun
Is that Santa Claus?...
apparently Santa is now a divorced lonely otaku
lol imagine the let down subsequent to busting your nut after all that work. like, "what am i doing with my life... and myself... and my computer... and asuka?"
if you're actually making this, the time for asking that question has passed a long time ago
Dude, srsly wtf
electoric empire!
If it has broken somewhere you'll go to the climax immediately.
my GOD, that is beastly. and creative!!!
XXCake link broken, 404 ;_;
I think this is the site
http://www21.atwiki.jp/xxcake/