Those wondering how to realise their dubious dreams of an LCD Hime need look no further than this video, which provide a bilingual Engrish/Japanese guide to making a device (“onanism hole”) capable of simulating sex with Asuka.
Hi, Billy Mays here! I'm here to tell you about the new 2D->3D Portal (2to3DP) to all of the anime girls of your dream's pussies! You just stick your dick in and bam, that's the power of the 2to3DP!
But the animation for the image was pretty fail. It would be way cooler if you had it so that it played an animated gif, where, if the device outputs a number between 0 and 100, where 0 is "no proximity" and 100 is "full contact", the gif displays a given frame:
F = (NF/100) * PR
where
NF = the number of frames in the GIF
PR = the proximity output of the device.
Assuming the gif is one forward "thrust". Reducing the proximity will then display the gif in reverse. That way you could act out the gif! It would be awesome!
I see this guy finally got his prototype built and functioning! Unfortunately, I don't think screwing an LCD screen is at all smart. Guess I'll just wait til my Type 100 comes out ^^
yay by the time im a married man for 5 yrs the ifuk will actully be real, oh i can see it now, my kidies running up to me on xmas day with big square package, all wraped up and everything, even a bow, i rip off all that crap to find myself the owner of my very own IFuk, hells yeh 8D
Hi, Billy Mays here! I'm here to tell you about the new 2D->3D Portal (2to3DP) to all of the anime girls of your dream's pussies! You just stick your dick in and bam, that's the power of the 2to3DP!
What's the song at the end?
Look like santa took my advice and went on a diet, I wonder what kind of exercise is he doing? hmmm
I didn't know santa worked for tenga..
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the only thing i noticed was the comment "why is there english", fucken jap racist motherfucker needs to be shot along with all the other haters.
Well, seriously, it just doesnt feel that good without feeling the weight of the partner, I tell ya
I don't even want to know.
If Japan keeps this up, there wont be a next generation. Stop this shit and start dating for Gods sake!
GTFO concerned Anon.
"Hey, Mom! Guess what I built in Shop Class today?"
I just don't care son, I just do not care
Best invention ever.
But the animation for the image was pretty fail. It would be way cooler if you had it so that it played an animated gif, where, if the device outputs a number between 0 and 100, where 0 is "no proximity" and 100 is "full contact", the gif displays a given frame:
F = (NF/100) * PR
where
NF = the number of frames in the GIF
PR = the proximity output of the device.
Assuming the gif is one forward "thrust". Reducing the proximity will then display the gif in reverse. That way you could act out the gif! It would be awesome!
Fucking japanese retards... freaks..
better if they pay for sex than masturbating with a drawing. How sad.
Ahhhh Asuka...
Still fappable after 16 years...
This brilliant innovation + Katja unique position = AWESOMENESS
Thank you, Santa.
anybody read that H-maanga one-shot where an Onahole comes to life as a onahole-goddess that has sex with her futanari master?
well don't tease us good sir, provide us with a link
Nope, but it sure sounds glorious.
Any way to post link to "how to build this detecting device" ? Anyone know link to author page?
I Want it :D
God damn.. That tenga thing is pretty cheap. Forget that dub of weed for this weekend. xD
How to build it? Is there any link to autor page? Any tutorial in building this detecting device?
I Want it :D
I see this guy finally got his prototype built and functioning! Unfortunately, I don't think screwing an LCD screen is at all smart. Guess I'll just wait til my Type 100 comes out ^^
yay by the time im a married man for 5 yrs the ifuk will actully be real, oh i can see it now, my kidies running up to me on xmas day with big square package, all wraped up and everything, even a bow, i rip off all that crap to find myself the owner of my very own IFuk, hells yeh 8D
What can I say........
I knew Santa Claus is an Otaku!!!
*thumbs up*
The boundaries of realism are slowly breaking apart.
...their technology is increased again??
The drawings at the end (for the "mass production unit") are interesting :)
He could at least took a better picture of the red hair tsundere.
what use is this?
He might as well finger his own hole.
This would be win if it didn't feature that dirty annoying two-dimensional whore Asuka.
Of course you can just use a real woman, like Misato.
The Hero like music that plays at the end was a nice touch! It's like Santa saved the day by showing us how we can bang our favorite 2D ladies.
A 3D version would be better.
Like this:
https://secure.pmoon.co.jp/TOUSHINDAI/Chara/asuka/asuka.html
what will they think up next XD.
So that's how Santa kept himself warm at the North Pole.
Can't . . . stop . . . laughing . . .
THEBESTHEBESTHEBESTHEBESTTHEBEST
get this shit to work with that one program that can make images jiggle.
Uou know, i expected something MUCH worse just looking at the picture, lol.
Lol nice device wow lets all go out and buy these parts and sit behind my pc and jerk off
props for the K-ON! background music. LOL.
Wasn't that from Idolmaster..?
lol santa brings the gift of virtual asuka
lame...
LAMEEEE!
i am So making one of these! Maybe 2 or 3 great gifts for my buddies!
Wut? You'd give them away?
awesome
Whats the last song that plays in the vid from?
...from Neon Genesis Evangelion - I think it is played at the end of an episode
If remebered correctly, evangelion episode synopsis (jikai~)
Merry Clitoris! That was interesting. I'd like it more if it was a bit more fluid(and faster). A few tweaks here and there.
I lol'd at that line.