China’s unique grasp of intellectual property arises once again with “Goojje.”

Doubtless any resemblances to Google are coincidental or the result of foreign copycats stealing Chinese ideas.

Goojje (via Heaven).

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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:32 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    China is the most hilarious country in the world....Even more so than Amerikka.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ZOMG stupid admin… Google sounds like "bro" in Chinese, this one sounds like "sis". It's just a parody site. You just didn't get the joke :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope everyone realize this is a satirical take on Google and a Pun on the Chinese pronunciation of Google itself - and in no way actually stealing Google property but for the Lulz...

    I am presuming Artefact knows this full well and is trolling for the lulz as usual but to see so many srs faces, spittle flying and out for Gook blood is ...

    lulz worthy I guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:29 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not very original, are they... they could've at least changed the font or color scheme.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:26 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Next thing you know China's gonna change its name to Chimerica.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:34 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No... it would be the "United States of China". >_>

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:17 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You should also point out the irony of Goojje issuing press release to urge Google to stay to operate in China, as it "sees" Google as its older brother.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:15 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It takes a new kind of fail to be as epic fail as this. When will China stop copying others and be original and come up with something the country can be proud of?

    Its so hypocritical that everyone is praising China for being the 2nd largest economy, for grabbing so many gold medals, for HOSTING the Olympics. But don't forget its the country that persecutes ethnic minorities, its the country ruled by communism, its the country that executes people for exercising their right to freedom of speech. Oh yeah, its the country where half built buildings collapse and bridges are made of styrofoam.

    Everyone's saying that China will become a world leader. I'd lament the day that that happens.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:51 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Chinese (Cantonese) pronouncing Goojje actually means Aunt. So you are using "Auntie" to help search for you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:20 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    China: The World's official Thief

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:23 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what's next? "Sanchachu Complex"?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:23 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Probably not, if China does ever decide to copy SanCon. "Sankaku" is Japanese for "triangle," hence the logo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:25 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And if they did copy SanCon, as I forgot to mention, it would probably be called something along the lines of "Mikaku Complex" (because "mi" and "san" both mean "three," as in three-sided, as in triangle).

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:05 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can't steal imaginary property

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    Comment by Black_Knight
    02:08 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    sankakucomplex - Anti-China News

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:39 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In actuality Sankaku Complex is more Anti-Japan News.
    Because in terms quantity there are more FAIL-ARTICLES about Japan here than any other country that is featured. For example, the stolen loli panties being the most recent i remember.

    You only think its anti-china because when china fails its on a different level. While few the quality of fail is unmatched. Like...
    or list a few.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:42 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sankaku Complex is against everything at some point in time or another, in case you haven't noticed. It just takes turns on what it hates on for the day. If you've been here long enough, you'd know to just shut and laugh at it and not take it so seriously all the time.

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    Comment by Tax
    01:18 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "well bro no matter what, just keep geting up"

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    Comment by xing
    01:19 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I need to say something..
    If you understand chinese young people and chinese internet culture,you will know it is just a joke.
    The sentence below the ICON "goojje" comes from chinese internet users' attitudes to their government's behavior.
    A few days ago,the government had been in contradiction with google.And "Google China" said that they want to leave china.
    So,chinese internet users find their ways to giving their own points of view:they need "google".

    The buttons' meaning comes from other interesting story! :P
    One day,somebody uploaded his own pic in the biggest bbs,then left some words "What i eated is not noodles but loneliness".
    It spreads quickly.So some internet users call him "the lonely brother".And his words "What i eated is not noodles but loneliness" become the most popular words in chinese internet.
    ps:the second button just means "drop your loneliness"

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    Comment by Anonymous
    07:26 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seems like Gojje is down now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:16 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And this is China`s response.

    No google for us? Fine, well make our own google, well call it google.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:34 02/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    why all of you be so nervous?
    it just a joke
    they are so bored that they make a joke
    just enjoy themselves
    just cheap copy

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 02/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seems funny.
    It's just a joke, I think.

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    Comment by everend
    23:19 01/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    first of all,i can tell either of those who was posting "stealing something and stuff" are idoit,if i were you,i would be quiet since i dont really learn of anything about it
    second, if you can read Chinese,then you would recognize this is just a joke ,cos every word on the website is clearly telling you that this website is inspired by Google and the motive of webmaster running this site is to show the respects to Google in the name of Goojie
    so,now im telling all of those who are taking offence at "Goojie":SHUT UP OR SHOW YOUR IGNORANCE!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:05 02/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How fucking clueless can you be, at least THINK even if you can't read Chinese. IT IS A JOKE however unfunny it may be

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:04 23/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    joke or not joke
    it's one of the few step in china's domination in the making of china.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:00 27/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    so fuck up!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 03/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    try typing 'freedom' and it wont show you anything
    Obviously communist cesorship...
    Fuck them Commies...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:12 04/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ok..chinks r funny..

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:00 01/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow, finished reading all the comments. it's bit shocking that the whole american population seems to be knowing nothing about the fact that there IS something they dont know outside the states.

    anyway when i came across something with arabic or hebrew sentences on it i would not say anything before i actually know what that would mean, just to avoid any possible embarrassment on myself.

    ok, no wonder someone would be yelling to the russian troops go out of the states when they were actually invading some, random, country on the other side of the earth.

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    Comment by Y10NRDY
    02:45 01/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the US has borrowed so much freaking money from china that pretty soon it won't have to steal anything... it'll simply repossess it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:31 01/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if only you could read in chinese and knew sth about the trouble on google's withdraw from china, you'd had found out this is nothing more than a mock up on google's tsundere business with the china government.

    and i thought that Baidu icon in the "google-alike" logo would have been quite good a hint on that, well, maybe not for you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:44 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    as a chinese, finished reading all the comments, i lol'd hard, like always...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:08 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what about all those documentaries that say the china invented soccer and cinderella and everything we once thought were western inventions?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:35 01/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hello? by "china" do you mean those inventors that had invented the universe and planets and plastic surgeon and ways of living in korea?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:33 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Intellectual property is counter-revolutionary, and will be copied and sold for profit by those loyal to the revolution for the good of the people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Though the site looks like a cross between Google and Baidu, its intent is actually a plea for Google not to leave China.

    The words under Goojje is saying sister is very happy when brother gave up the thought of leaving and stayed for sister.

    By playing around with the wording, jje sounds like sister and gle sounds like brother.

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    Comment by Zavalix
    18:29 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some time in the future, if we're lucky enough to live it, China will be stealing itself... I'm still praying for that day to come.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:33 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was thinking the same thing.... How far the government of China has fallen! They are really stupid! That's the reason my gramps smuggled himself out to the Philippines: because he saw China and it's government stinks....

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:17 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    China Piracy at its finest

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:14 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm ethnically Chinese, and I've disagreed or had problems with many chinese related articles on this site, but...



    They just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:30 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    a true chinese would hate every other ethnicity, including their own. i know this because i am one

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:26 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Speak for yourself, not everyone is as bitter and miserable like you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:45 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    this anon speaks the truth

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:45 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, never mind, I didn't realize this wasn't a real search engine from reading other comments. This is pretty cool, especially when you consider what the subtext under the logo states.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:42 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm impressed with their dedication though. Its easy to create soemthing new, but copying something its widely known is not easy. Its like... huh...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:41 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a fucking spoof. If you don't understand the humor, DON'T FUCKING POST. FUCKING STUPID TOPIC.

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    Comment by Godot
    18:34 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They also copied youtube too. I wonder how long it will stay up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:07 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No no, search engines are just mating these days.
    What you are see here is the lovechild of Google and Baidu.

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    Comment by sankakuislove
    04:41 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    or probably illegitimate child

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