Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”

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Australia has reportedly banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

The Australian Sex Party reports even Hustler has seen its publications refused publication, all thanks to the usual moral crusader “think of the children” arguments:

“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.

These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”

With small breasts now considered obscene, Australian adult rags are said to have suffered sharp increase in breast sizes.

Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them.

Australia is also said to have banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as “abhorrent”:

1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines.

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

It seems the UK and Australia are intent on regressing to Victorian standards of morality (although this time anyone criticising homosexuality may find themselves convicted of a hate crime), between them having now banned everything from BDSM to small breasts, even where participants are entirely imaginary.


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    Avatar of Lens
    Comment by Lens
    06:29 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor small breasted women, they are now indirectly(?) labeled as children

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    Comment by stampede
    06:34 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    more like their bodies are now labaled as unacceptable for viewing by men. this is honestly one of the more brutally offensive things i've seen in years, on so many levels.

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    Comment by Yuuyu
    06:41 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll liven you up with this little sentence;
    It can always get worse...

    and it probably will. =/

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:19 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How long 'til cup size determines statutory rape?

    Avatar of Atashii-wa-Tensai-Dakara
    07:36 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who the hell choose stupid people as government for this country?
    Small breast does not mean pedophile!
    they need to learn the art of using "Google" if they do not understand what pedophile is...

    poor people with small breast... they are degraded as children now...

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    Comment by MasterYuke
    08:37 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @07:19
    as soon as titfucking becomes illegal as well.

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    Comment by Miroku74
    08:45 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They don't need any ideas to do that, dear sir. So no helping, okay?

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    Comment by Chris
    08:52 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Australian law, coming soon...

    "All males with erections under the minimum length of 5 inches are banned from pornography on the grounds that they are simulating the penis of a child."

    Also, being added to a "Potential Sex Offender" list for having a girlfriend with A-Cup breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And one day pedophiles will form their own country. Of course, it'll only be inhabited by men, ugly women, criminals, and kidnappers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:08 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Didn't you just describe Australia?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:12 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^I bet this IS an fugly woman. XD

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    Comment by Shanyy
    09:46 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What Victorian standard morality? More like modern retarded mormonism. So stupid, it almost hurts.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    09:49 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There goes Australia's loli-petanko-fanservice animes...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:11 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ 8:52
    You forgot to mention another future law
    "Male ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction."

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:39 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    aussy are fatass.thats y they have this law.thats y Art use this pic for this news.

    before Austria make public stupid research result.now aussy turn to make stupic joke.just becoz the name is close that make them both stupid isnt it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:09 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    On the bright side,

    Children with big cups are no longer illegal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:04 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Soon you'll be charged with pedophilia for being with your wife if you don't pay for her implant..

    How long till they start to object wedding of small breasted woman?

    Not that i really care since i don't live there,just hope they won't try to push their "vision" on the rest of the world..

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:08 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    On the down side,

    The majority of asian women would be illegal

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, that seems to be the reason it's posted here...

    I'd better delete the nude pics of my girlfriend from my computer then, when I travel to Australia.

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    23:04 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    STUPID LAW

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:43 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My girlfriend has A-cup breasts, I live in Victoria, (south-east Australia) fuck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:51 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    GEY.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This makes so little sense. An A-cup woman can't be viewed naked because it simulates child pornography? Does that mean I'm free to fuck any underage girl so long as she's larger than a B-cup? Because that's sure as hell what they're telling me. And what about dating or being with a girl who has A-cup breasts? I'm not allowed to watch small breasted porn, but I'm allowed to go out and fuck a flat chested girl?

    If they deem mere viewing of flat chested porn to promote pedophilia, then surely the act of fucking a flat chested girl is even more damning, right? So what's a flat chested girl to do? Get mandatory, government approved breast implants or be deemed illegal by society? Their backwards logic sure points to that level of retardation.

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    Comment by Sylar
    03:32 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It sounds like a plastic surgeons dream. In a few years they will force women to have implants after turning 18.

    This is really against the women who have small breast. Is like saying to them "you are not women". Women should be pissed about this. They are promoting the model of the fake balloon women telling lot;s of women they should be ashamed of there body.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats pretty much the dumbest idea ever
    looks like the ozone layer above australia has become too thin to support intelligent life forms

    what next? will they force implants upon those women? will their health insurance cover it? will they force those on preteen girls as pedo pepellents? chastity belts? surgical "security sealing" of labia?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    First amendment rights! FTW! Literally...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:52 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey man, I'm Australian and I'm as disgusted by this as anyone is. Please don't suggest that Australians are stupid just because some of our politicians are conservative dipshits who think that they are morally superior to everyone else.

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    Comment by Manji88
    08:55 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dear Australian dude: welcome to the fun of being an America.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:52 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I, as an Australian, blame the fucking media. every time I turn on the news they inflate little problems into big fucking catastrophes and it royally pisses my off. Not only that but people (old people) are dumb enough to believe it and these people (old people) are usually the ones to complain first. The media basically runs Australia through manipulation and fear mongering and the government is too full of dumbasses to realise this. seriously... one time some kid got attacked by a dog and it was on the news for weeks. now despite the fact that the kid was the one to piss the dog off the media made it out that it was some rabid wild animal which in turn made the government feel the need to take action and destroy the dog and fine the owner.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:03 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where is your source for this info Artefact? I live in Australia and I have never heard this bullshit- searching google for Australian websites doesn't come up with much either...

    I'm afraid of losing my fave breast size in porn... (i love massive boobs too, but a-cup is my fave)

    And what about guys with a-cup girlfriends? (my ex for example) Guess they'll all be sent to jail for virtual child abuse...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:06 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously, America always get "lol Amerikkkunts are stoopid lolz." Now you know how it feels Aussie.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:19 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude we know our government is a bunch of dickheads... The Media basically runs this country for them which doesn’t help since the media is just as stupid if not stupider then our government.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it doesn't matter what country you are from, it seems that the most power is given to the most anal and backwards retarded monkey that there is in the country....as long as he's got enough money. *cough...bush...cough* not to name any names, but you get the idea. society isn't run by politicians. it's run by scandal rags and A-holes that will one day make sex illegal, and make the chemical castration of all unlicensed males manditory.these ppl have too much time on their hands, and nothing else to do BUT be offended by everyone. i'd like to find somewhere where the adults don't mentally age backwards, and where racisim is a joke to everyone there is. btw, ever notice that the most racist people are the ones that are seemingly "targeted" by racisim?
    food for thought,and thanks for letting me rant on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:21 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @07:19

    Does this mean women with small breasts can only be sexed up by men with small penises?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:33 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It means Australia elected this sort of person to represent them,consequently if they dislike it they have no one to blame but themselves. So no sympathy from me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The 2 dickheads who raised the Bill are from the opposition, not the government.

    And the censorship board is the group that classifies publications, not the government.

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    Comment by Artefact

    10:03 - did it occur to you to check the link in the article?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:19 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where the fuck is Equality Now? Isn't this the most gross violation of human rights? Small breasted women don't have a right to do porn - so, discrimination on the grounds of appearance? wtf?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:42 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't worry there is a way around this loony law. Just say it's art.

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    Comment by Sithreis
    12:45 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Art is next to be banned lol

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    07:43 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow. This seems almost like the psychological variant to female castration. This seems like a surefire way to cause most women (and especially developing teens) to become radically self conscious of their bodies.

    It will also line the pockets of plastic surgeons (good and bad ones), like never before.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I grew up the only asian for miles, in rural southern America. You wouldn't believe the complex I got, for never developing the kind of chests the other girls did. Took years to find out my skinny figure was normal, but the damage had already been done. :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:48 02/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    To the poster above: I love small breasted women. No, I'm not a pedophile. It's just an attraction I have. =/

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    Comment by gunhed81
    06:39 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, they're bunch of fucking stupid human beings (the Australia's polities/governments in Down Under, no wonder they're "Down Under" lowest & stupidity) and they're becoming like a China... communist or communism. Indeed, poor ladies with small breasted are labeled as a children, which they're not. I'm against the child pornography 100%... only 18 years or older are okay & sometimes they do looks like younger than their real age... scary, yeah.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Reading that, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that YOU are in fact the stupid one... Just an observation.

    Comment by Schrobby
    07:10 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is discrimination against small breasted women. Equality Now, where are you?

    Comment by Busy
    07:14 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Paying plastic sugery?

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    07:53 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since the issue is AGAINST pornography in general, they'll probably let this form of discrimination go (despite how it basicly calls women with small breasts "children" to their faces).

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    Comment by Lens
    09:00 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are right, this is discrimination!
    Think of the women!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:34 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's also discriminating against men who are attracted to flat-chested women, telling them that there's something wrong with their sexual preferences. If you want a flat partner now, I guess you're supposed to go gay, as that's completely acceptable, just don't you dare like flat women, you disgusting pedophile.

    But no one cares about men, only women and children.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    10:29 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah. Just gotta claim that your with a flatchested woman because "her personality was so interesting that before you knew it, you were in love".

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:44 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah..true love...
    wait she's FC? die you pedophile! DIE!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    where do you think that equality now are??? where they're NOT needed and only where they can cause trouble, not help!

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    Comment by Eleriel
    08:13 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Think of the beaches! Oh God, Think of the beaches!"

    going topless, with a modest chest will now be ... what? illegal? (actually, is being topless illegal already in the great down under?)

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    Comment by TheBeast
    08:54 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i suppose the next couple laws to pass are going to be
    -women with small breasts are no longer allowed to get married, because they tempt their partner.
    -women with small breasts are no longer women but children, and are no longer allowed to vote, drink, smoke, or drive.
    -men seen anywhere near any girl under the age of B-cup are automatically labeled as sex offenders and need to be locked up.
    -if women are unable to grow breasts beyond A-cup by the age of 18 they are to be executed and dubbed freaks of society.
    -if your cup size exceeds A-cup regardless of age, you are considered an adult, and are ready for porn or a husband, because only adults have breasts.
    -LAW AS OF 2015: in the eyes of the law there are no women with A-cups. just a big flock of tall children with no parents. if you are seen interacting with these children you are the devil.

    Come on Australia, catch up with the rest of the world. or are you seeing the light of the islamic nations that punish female rape victims. listen closely, reach around and pull your head out of your ass, and try not to embarrass yourself further.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "catch up with the rest of the world"

    What are you talking about they're ahead of the curve, soon enough other countries will be following suit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:40 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if you ask me, they're way behind the “curve”

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:49 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, see, the trend in western nations is TOWARD victorian sexual morality and sex panic.

    Hysteria.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sad thing is, this is not just scarsasm...but soon to be fact at the way things are headed.

    Over time(in the near or distant future), I wouldn't be surprised if most of our developed nations digress to Islamic morale and the middle east becomes more westernized. It'll be a slow but gradual flipping of standards and soon all those 'liberating' human rights acts will be meaningless to have happened.

    It shows...when people started considering re-intoducing the death penalty.

    On a more scarcastic note: Are you sure it's China we should all be worried about taking over the world, not 'Children'? They seem to be getting the most freedom in everything. lol

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    10:31 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    As sad as all that is (because I think it's seriously possible) I still lol'd.

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    Comment by Akiyo
    09:41 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So does that makes Kugyu loli now?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    aint this sound like a hate campaign against asians? due to the fact that most asians have small breast and Australia history of racism is still strong in Austrailia and its violences committed against Indian university students, ethnic Lebanese, Aboriginies and others.
    its seem clear to me that something is happening behind the government like their scheming something against a race but idk i might just be thinking too much...
    Tell me your Feed On this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:45 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am Australian and proud of itm most aussies aren't racist but the small minority that are give the rest of us a bad name, i'm extremely disgusted with this new law and will be lobbying my local member of parliment to get it changed, i like smaller breasted women and want my right to says so, so the rest of you saying that aussies are idiots racists or so forth think before you speak unless you just like showing your idiocy, i call for all aussies that read this to lobby your local member to get this useless and pathetic law changed and also to have barnaby bloody joyce and his ilk hung for crimes against humanity for this travesty

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:36 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

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    Comment by Myballz
    08:57 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am not going say it is. I feel bad that Australian women who have a small chest are going to suffer because of this law.

    I don't think any Australian woman is stupid enough to take Nude pictures just to send them to there boyfriends.If you ladys want to send your nude pictures please send them Zack Efron gods knows Vanessa Hudgens sent pictures of her body to him so if you Ladys want to show off your body show it off to Zack.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:15 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What is the Itty Bitty Titty Committee's response to this news?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:35 30/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The IBTC has declared war on Australia...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:10 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    More like it is discrimination against women with small breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:46 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And you will be labled a pedo if you like A cup women.

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    Comment by Niegol
    01:26 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse: Madness?












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