“How to Find Out Whether a Man is Worth Marrying”

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A “konkatsu” site controversially advises women looking for a husband how to check whether he is a “suitable” marriage candidate by using a free and easy technique any woman could try.

How to accomplish this feat?

Complex psychometric testing or the inconvenience of having to get to know the man is apparently unnecessary, as the woman is advised that she can uncover the prospective husband’s marriageability merely by searching for the following files on the victim’s PC:

*.jpg, *.bmp, *.mpg, *.avi, *.wmv, *.rm

All that is required is that the man be separated from his PC for long enough for the search to complete.

Suitors hoarding .pngs, .mkvs and .flvs are apparently not regarded as a problem; nor is the right of a lowly male to privacy.


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    Avatar of phisaki
    Comment by phisaki
    04:51 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh please any girl must no that all men have a love for porn. My girlfriend knows this. This is retarded if you ask me.

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    Comment by foeevaddr
    05:10 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    true that! all men love porn. fact. even gay guys love porn (gay porn).

    i find this very stupid. judge a guy to be worthy of marrying by seeing if he has porn on his pc? thats just dumb

    Comment by Busy
    05:21 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, you can find out if he has the same sexual preferences when looking at the porn he saved. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can only imagine the reaction of someone finding gay porn on her BF's computer. Maybe it's the BF's cryptic way of saying "let's break up"?

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    Comment by T-Joker
    07:02 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And the girl can decide to continue with him or not~

    Avatar of LUMINCE
    Comment by LUMINCE
    07:11 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And bisexuals? When do people learn to open their fucking mind.

    I don't clear my history and I bookmark favorite links, albethey NSFW and my friends get to see it. We are all open-minded about it and we even watch wacky porn together, for lack of other interesting stuff.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:34 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe she can use the information she's gained to learn about what the dudes into, so she can adapt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:34 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You have to have many *.jpg, *.bmp, *.mpg, *.avi, *.wmv, *.rm to be good marrige material? Excellent

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:44 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i guess is the TYPE of porn or the NUMBER of porn which is in question...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:30 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess is the QUALITY of porn than the NUMBER of porn he watched

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is actually how I interpreted the post. By looking at his stuff, you know if your preferences match, and therefore know if he is suitable.

    Was that actually the wrong interpretation? Crap.

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    Comment by Gitami
    09:57 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, like reading someone's diary of pictures. You're not doing it to find out what he thinks or his interest is but what he has done when you're not around.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:37 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think they are referring to the bizarre shit that guys inevitably look at. if you did a search like that on my comp, you would just find a bunch of broken links and thumbnails of arrows and stuff. but my old computer you would find all kinds of fucked up shit, lol. well... fucked up by my standards, it may be tame to others.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:55 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most of it can be saved as gif, problem solved, woman pwned.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:29 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I reckon they will be more concerned if you had picture galleries of her instead of porn...otaku japan style ^^

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    17:10 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "men love porn"...

    Isn't that a given? Why are we even debating about his???

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why is the discussion coming around to porn? Anyone notice that those are common file formats for ANYTHING IN GENERAL? It doesn't even have to be porn. Apparently, if you have images/videos on your computer period, you're unsuitable for marriage.

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    Comment by Shanyy
    05:33 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's funny. Everyone knows, a real man have porn. We need instead of this shit a technique to reveal whether a woman is a whore or not.

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    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    05:42 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Clearly, real men are not the desired demographic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    that one's easy. if she sleeps with you very quickly and at the same time has a pretty big track record of sleeping around easily then you've got yourself a whore :D...p.s. whores sleep with you and everyone else too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:02 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    With today's interwebs, you don't really have to actually download the files in order to have access to the porn...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:48 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    just curious, what do you think of a woman who has porn?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:22 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    woman who has porn........ WARNING MAN IN DISGUISE !!!!!

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    Comment by basilio
    07:25 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    (@anon 6:48)

    She's actually a man in disguise?

    Avatar of Surendil
    Comment by Surendil
    07:43 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    a woman who has porn?

    Nothing special. The same as a guy who has porn. I would try to avoid using his mouse/keyboard, though.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    09:11 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Woman with porn? Hm, most of the girls I've met in school have porn (though some pitifully deny it at first...)

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:30 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Clearly, real men are not the desired demographic."

    You remember this is Japan that we're talking about, real men are never the desired demographic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:46 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    woman who has porn: hawt!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:40 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    seconded, if a woman's got porn, ask to watch it with her. regardless of it's contents, pretend to be interested, or genuinely be intersted. either way you may get some pussy if you play your cards right.

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    Comment by Random Guy
    11:11 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Uhm Yaoi is Owie...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's pronounced ya-oi not yow-ie so your rhyme doesn't work. Don't worry, it's a common error.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lots of women watch porn... they are just shier about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I actually know a girl who prefers "fucking machines" porn, as in penetration with various machinery. Ahh, too bad she's already taken...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:01 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    By a machine?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:33 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess its to know what porn they watch and know what they like.

    My comp is full of midgets dressed as clown porn, dont think a girl wuld wana merry me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:26 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Find a midget dressed as clown and marry her.

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    Comment by Sylar
    12:44 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Midgets? I think she's right not wanting to marry you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:32 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no fucking duh gay guys love porn. they're the horniest people you will ever meet

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, gee, THAT'S not a generalization at all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:51 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    why is everyone assuming that they're just looking for porn? I had the impression that they were looking to see if he was an otaku or something

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:06 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The '*.mpg, *.avi, *.wmv, *.rm' gives it away. '*.jpg, *.bmp' would bury the porn under the large amount of otaku images in the search results on my PC, but '*.mpg, *.avi, *.wmv, *.rm' will only find porn and perhaps some old anime episodes (newer anime episodes have the .mkv extension).

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:44 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unless, of course, they download lower quality chinese subs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:43 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All women too,wait...

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    Comment by ayu
    11:27 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but searching also searches your browser's temp cache, so if a pop-up/-under ad showed up with images of porn and she saw it and she accuses and she's not-so-intelligent to understand how it happened, damn.

    Happened to me when I was showing off this article here in Sankaku to my friends and they were all looking at the ads.

    Avatar of Sylar
    Comment by Sylar
    12:45 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    People not knowing about the internet are scary.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:10 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ..And people who do know the internet are not?

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    Comment by obro
    05:32 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    that depends what kind of porn...you know....cp? Not everyone loves creampie porn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:37 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    your hand isnt your girlfriend

    anon attack

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:06 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes she is! shhhh... its ok jill, dont listen to him. he doesnt know what hes saying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:52 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL

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    Comment by CoreFlood
    05:52 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i agree here, although i've never had an issue with this, all my previous girlfriends usually liked porn and a lot of the time we'd end up sharing our stashes :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:50 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You,lucky,lucky man,unless it's your hand that is your girlfriend.

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    Comment by TNinja
    07:18 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not like they said what to search for. Only the file extensions. :V

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:33 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only a man skilled at porn-hiding-fu is worth marrying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:35 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The girl needs to worry more if the guy didn't have porn on his PC if you ask me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, very much so since they'd never find mine.

    PNG ONRY FTW

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:15 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The strange thing is the article never mentions anything about pornography like you're all talking about, just picture and video formats, in fact the advice is totally useless since it doesn't tell them what to search for in those pictures!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:55 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well what other stuff would of interest other than porn? Unless you have stuff that are far worst that the police should know about.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:57 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My plans for conquering the world would be one of them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:32 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    your girlfriend is fat tho...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:07 26/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Surprisingly, my boyfriend doesn't like porn. He says I'm more than enough for him. :3









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