“How to Find Out Whether a Man is Worth Marrying”

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A “konkatsu” site controversially advises women looking for a husband how to check whether he is a “suitable” marriage candidate by using a free and easy technique any woman could try.

How to accomplish this feat?

Complex psychometric testing or the inconvenience of having to get to know the man is apparently unnecessary, as the woman is advised that she can uncover the prospective husband’s marriageability merely by searching for the following files on the victim’s PC:

*.jpg, *.bmp, *.mpg, *.avi, *.wmv, *.rm

All that is required is that the man be separated from his PC for long enough for the search to complete.

Suitors hoarding .pngs, .mkvs and .flvs are apparently not regarded as a problem; nor is the right of a lowly male to privacy.


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    Comment by Leaf
    11:00 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Basically, if she doesn't find porn, she should stay away from the guy lol.

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    Comment by OTIKA
    11:11 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You may be onto something.

    On the other hand, said porn can be used as an aid for identifying the man's fetishes to make him easier to "manipulate", except as I said before, their attention spans and capacity for logical thinking just falls flat much like their motives.

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    Comment by motaku96
    11:21 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    But png and mkv are the best file types.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:46 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It should be judge that a man that doesn't have porn on his pc is odd

    Avatar of OTIKA
    Comment by OTIKA
    11:09 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He could have it stashed on an external storage device such as a hard drive, or even on EEPROM (Memory Stick etc). Truly a working and thinking man's approach on personal security and satisfaction.

    If that's not effective, just overwhelm the woman's attention span with sheer numbers of images and video files. At least long enough for one to get back to their computer and find out how petty said woman is.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    10:55 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Or possibly highly religious?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wouldn't work on me, I always lock my computer with windows key+L whenever I am away from it, even if I am the only one in my apartment

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:56 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Notice that there is no site saying "How to find out if a WOMAN is worth marrying?"

    Really, marriage is a remnant of feudal times when marriages were needed to cement familial alliances... it isn't necessary anymore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the girl following this method will give up after the tenth try I guess. obviously it should be worrying if you searched the pc of young male and didn't find any jpg avi...

    anyway my girlfriend says, as long as it is just porn then it's fine with her, and I think she got brains to think that way, yay love ya babe -though I doubt she will tolerate me visiting sankaku complex-

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    Comment by OTIKA
    10:57 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Honestly, it is either porn, cheating, or a male participant who is impotent and boring (enjoy your boring rest of your lives, women AHAHAHAHAHAHA).

    Though considering the typical konkatsu participant's capacity for logical thinking, this will not help the situation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No MKV? Sweet she won't find my HD porn collection.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:40 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no wonder there is such a low marriage rate in japan, surprised its not zero if they are going by this haha

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    Comment by Myballz
    12:51 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japanese women really want to know whats in my Harddrive they might as well see my crapy doodles and Links to Websites I go to.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    well, what about anon's who have linux, I doubt a girl would be able to find the stuff.......>_> (at least any that I'd be interested in anyways...)

    (`-`)-b

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:50 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If a girl had caught my interest then proved she could navigate my linux machine; I'd marry her on the spot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:43 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The ironic part is no Japanese bitch is going to stop considering marrying a man just because his PC is full of porn, so the whole process is all for naught.

    Unless his HD is full of loli pron or CP, in which case she will probably just blackmail him into marrying/impregnating her immediately.

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    Comment by Sylar
    13:04 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The funny thing is the article doesn't say that the problem is if they find porn. Just everyone assumed that's what it meant.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "right of a lowly male to privacy."

    I say kick those cunts to the curb.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:06 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is lame, you can always hide the files... and nobody will know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:01 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go ahead. Search C: drive. All my stash is saved on D:

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:59 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh well, i prefer gifs anyway. Doesn't take ages to get to the action.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "And bisexuals? When do people learn to open their fucking mind."

    sex crazed perverts don't count :p

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    Comment by Tateha
    09:29 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if a girl does this and finds porn she should be happy since the dude obviously likes women and faps regularly.

    if she finds gay porn, then well, out of luck bitch....actually...no wait...in some circles that is a plus.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:29 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Stories like these make me really hate my gender. -.- I have no problem with my boyfriend having porn on his computer. I have quite a bit of it myself. We watch it together and pick out the stuff we like and don't like and some things we might want to try ourselves. We usually don't make it very far into the video before we get distracted with one another, but I find it quite healthy to our relationship.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:48 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Psh, that shit won't work on me. I always keep my computer on a guest account when I am not near it. That guest account has no access at all to my actual files.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:02 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH! EXTERNAL DRIVE 4TW

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:38 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And if a man wants to know if his girlfriend is wife material, look at her mom. If she's big and fat and gross, you can bet she will be, too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:32 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if a guy doesnt have something dirty in his computer, their is something wrong with that fellow. =X

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    5 harddrives... all config for fast search... ;P
    i just did *.jpg, only took less than 2 seconds to finish searching 5500 jpgs.. =o i like where this is going

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:07 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've got a shitload of those. That means i'm well trained.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:01 22/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hm. That it? I'm a damn good husband then. Mostly because the amount of pointless files I have for each of those is epic.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    09:32 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    She should be more worried about a guy who does not secure his computer.

    This same type of guy would likely also fall for identity theft and scams.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:04 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's the type of porn I think, so Kids! Encrypt, Re-Encrypt, Rename and Do not put in a folder called porn! And If your girlfriend manages to de-encrypt your porn folder. I would marry her in a heartbeat : )

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:32 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This should be :
    “How to Find Out Whether a Women is Worth Marrying”

    If she spies your pc, and violated your privacy as well as having problem with you because of porn? Yeah right, This is surely a women not worth marrying because she didn't even know every men loves porn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:11 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looking at the website yielded some interesting comments ... One girl said...

    全く出てこない→イケメンなら結婚してOK
    少し出てきた →ブサメン以外なら結婚してOK
    大量に出てきた→イケメンなら結婚してOK

    Basically...

    If nothing comes up and he's good looking, marry.
    If a bit of stuff comes up and hes not a total loser, marry.
    If tons of stuff comes up and hes good looking, marry.

    ... whatever

    lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:48 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know the picture skewed it that way, but porn isn't the only thing that could be found in that search. How about pictures of old girlfriends, or even other CURRENT girlfriends?

    Although this is Japan, so it has to be porn.

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    Comment by Riiku
    01:58 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So if he's got alot of porn, he's worthy? Ok, cuz I dont think alot of girls would like to marry asexual impotent.

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    Comment by Usagi-sempai
    03:38 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This article is absolutely right. If he doesn't have the right type of porn (or none at all) he's not worth it :3 I'd rather have a man who we can share good porn we found, then some pure wimp.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thankfully all my porn are .pngs

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:36 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would like to see if my girlfriend capable of using my Linux box to find out what she got interest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:46 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hm, it might be bad if said 'girlfriend' would find said 'anime pictures' :p

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 25/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    encryption ftw

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:22 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    saving everything in .png and .gif from now on

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:25 26/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats fuck up!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:58 03/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can do it a lot easyer.

    Ask him: do you have internet?

    If he has, he has porn. And if he hasnt, he probably has porn physicly hidden somewhere x-)

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:44 25/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well imagine if my girlfriend manages to log in wit the right password then most likely i'm in deep shiit!!
    DFC, pettanko and loli porn n mayb some high school student porn(enjou kousai stuff).. N forgeting hentai's n bdsm stuff
    Man, i'll b dead meat!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:03 04/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let me guess. Find a guy who doesn't look at porn. Marry him. Then cheat on him because he doesn't satisfy you. :l

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:19 14/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually a man who has not bothered to be curious enough about porn or sex in general could never be in a relationship. So it wouldnt be possible to marry him let alone have a relationship with said dud.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:26 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Her head is awkwardly small, no?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:39 23/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if you have pornographic pictures, put them in a word document, easy as pie

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:19 24/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    cause men don't keep diaries like women do.









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