Idol vs Time
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jan 15, 2010 13:01 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Gravure, Idol, Plastic Surgery, TV, Video Gallery
Idol Risa Goto here has been attracting attention for her rather precipitous decline from Sweat-drinking maiden into wizened old crone.
She famously appeared prancing around in this Pocari Sweat commercial at the tender age of 16:
10 years on she is reduced to a case study in plastic surgery, at the advanced age of 26:
It appears the shelf-life of an idol away from the surgeon’s scalpel and a team of Photoshop masters can be embarrassingly ephemeral.










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It looks like she gave up on her looks.
Starting from U-15 idols,
I've noticed that, as they grow old, idols either:
a) Keep fit, continue making idol paraphernalia
b) Keep fit, get into porn
c) Screw it, get fat; they have enough money to get through life
lolz, even if she chose C, she's still only 26 and she already looks like that...
in the battle between idols and time, time always wins, but she must've really pissed off time to make her look like that at 26
Perhaps she has a "Pocky" addiction.
'C' wouldn'd work. Idols are paid a lot less than you expect.
but there are other ways to get money?
Now that she looks like that I doubt that she can whore herself.
C works depending how you spend.
Do realize how many idols are actually in the business?They really don't get payed heaps.They however get a month of at a time,depending on how well they are doing.
Makes me wonder what Hirano Aya will be like a decade from now. Not a fan in particular, just curious. The a) listing tends to involve sex with businessmen. I'd be interested in seeing who falls into the b) listing.
d) Marry some rich dude? Don't they have that option?
That's the reasons lolis rule...
But lolis age too... =(
Stick to 2D. They're eternally young and bouncy =D
Did you just use the word bouncy to refer to lolis? Blasphemy!
Maybe he means their skin still has its youthful elasticity? Or even that they bounce around like tiggers? But anyway, time is the enemy of all loli-lovers - "the destroying minutes", as the poet Edwin Muir once put it.
petanko dont bouncy. I meant other parts ;)
no other parts bounce from the loli's... only their heads when you smack 'em up side the head.
Bouncy as in oodles of energy? Not desktop potatoes.
I was kind of thinking the same thing loli-kun mentioned. Though if she was forced to prostitute herself (to execs or whoever), as some idols are, it might explain.....
Father time done took a ball bat to her ass.
I would still hit that... with an empty can of Pocari Sweat.
I would hit that. With an ugly stick, woops too late
And thats why you're all virgins, lusting after cartoons and 'lolis'
hahahahaha, wow besides spanking to anime, you might be little clever.
She was good looking at 16. To bad.
Time : 1 | Idol : 0
Told you those plastics are toxic...
Thats why 2D idols are better. They last forever.
They also cannot be raped while still in their prime :/ it's a 50/50 for you I guess (jk)
Sorry to be off topic, somebody mind telling me the title of the song of the last video?
Thanks!
Dear You from Higurashi no naku koro ni
Thanks
Thank you. I happened to be looking for the song title too. ^^
i believe its called "you" dont have an artist so your not much better off with such a generic title.
Idol + Time = Pig
Internet connection+forced virginity+2d obsession=loser
tits or gtfo
Holey giant absolute waste of money and time and risk of life from mega strep virus batttwoman!! Geezeus H. Flap you lazy people, If she had simply done setups and leglifts (the real ones not the oh I moved up an inch fake ones) she could have pumped all that crap out of her gut on her own for FREE. Its expanded intestines that causes that because they are full of crap. Exercise!!! I know people with back and mega hip injury cannot, well just don't eat corn or popcorn and you'll be ok for a while and stay away from any thing with gravy on it.
She will have to have that done again and again because it doesn't fix the problem. BTW, the exercise after 1 month would have reduced the extra fat around her face too. If your kidneys and liver have been damaged the body fills up with water too, youknow your feet don't fit in shoes like they did yesterday, if thats the case stop all salt grease and cups of sugar foods plus coffee and smoking right away before you ....
..Are you okay ?
BUSTA WOLF!
^POWAH GEIZAH!
Gotta complete the combo.
My mother always told me that early bloomers soon fade: i.e., that girls who are beautiful in their mid teens will loose their beauty sooner than the girls who are still a bit gangly at the same age, while the latter will eventually into their bodies and then age much better. I've seen the truth of this in the years that have passed since I was a teenager myself, and this is just another example.
Thats a load of crap, everyone ages differently, this is why beauty is only skin deep, which is why many people have messed up relationships because they think love has something to do with beauty.
There's a metabolic component to aging, and that "early bloomers" frequently age faster for that reason.
I dismissed it, too, when I was in my teens, but now I've seen it happen to too many people to argue with it. The girls that were the cutest when we were 15 have broken down now that we're twice that, and the girls that were somewhat homely then are much more attractive now. Sure, there are other factors at work in some cases, too, and it's not UNIVERSALLY true, but as a general tendency it holds.
Of course beauty is only skin deep, and infatuation based solely on beauty is therefore superficial and not real love. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.
When people develop a relationship based on a physical attraction at a young age, it only compounds the problem.
let me guess you married an ugly fat cow?
Nope, still single, but glad I DIDN'T marry some of the ones I might have done if I had married young.
'Beauty is only skin deep' is a phrase said by self-delusional or ugly people.
In your case, ugly is right to the bone.
...well you kinda have to be a little bit attracted to the one you love, physically and otherwise.
I'd still that that.
Provided she wear a paper bag over her head and get DD impants.....
Or become 2D and be my Wifu.
Just 26 and she's looks 30-something now, rapid aging?
"30-something?" More like 40-something, at least as far as her face goes.
I know some 40-somethings who look much better than that...
Bad lifestyle habits, especially smoking will do that to you...