Idol vs Time

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Idol Risa Goto here has been attracting attention for her rather precipitous decline from Sweat-drinking maiden into wizened old crone.

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She famously appeared prancing around in this Pocari Sweat commercial at the tender age of 16:

10 years on she is reduced to a case study in plastic surgery, at the advanced age of 26:

It appears the shelf-life of an idol away from the surgeon’s scalpel and a team of Photoshop masters can be embarrassingly ephemeral.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    18:38 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and people ask why otaku are weird people seeking 2D love when they can get good-o-3D...otaku are not weird! you are!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is the person in the above pic even the same person? She looks kind gross.

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    Comment by Riiku
    16:40 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one and NOTHING will save you from that bitch that is time.

    No matter how beautiful you are, you'll become ugly, weathered (and bald, in case of you're man)

    In this world, nothing is worse that getting old.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:09 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Execpt if you are Sean Connery, who gets hotter aging (so women say).

    I dunno, at 50+ we should all go to Scotland or something.

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    Comment by Boozedimpulsegundam
    01:10 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    or start practicing a scottish accent

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:54 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd still hit it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:23 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    She could have at least wore some makeup.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:48 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    come on, thats not fair!.
    I mean everyone is ageing so just leave her alone geez...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cameraman who got her without makeup: 1
    Vippers/Nyu-Soku: -5

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:09 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah that video. A nice song to play on Drummania.

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    Comment by kalachuchi
    00:49 17/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where did she have gone wrong?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:21 17/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh my. o:
    But also, why was that video playing "Dear You" from Higurashi? o_o

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    Comment by Boozedimpulsegundam
    01:08 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So basically, you guys think that because she is 26 years old, that she is a "wizened old crone" And the first few picture in the second video are her with out make up and showing a little flab, she's let her looks go? shit that's just time happens man. Hell the freckles are cute, and some women first thing in the morning look like that when they get out of bed, They certainly aren't wizened old crones and they haven't let themselves go. I am surprised my girlfriend stays with me. When i wake and can't string two words together first thing in the morning. Anyhow i digress, after they got her in make up and set up she still looks pretty hot. I bet she has a boyfriend who thinks the same way as I do. Shit, think of the idols you like now, you think they will look the same in 10 years? Fuck the industry they are in, unless they have an established fanbase, in 6 months they're done.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:42 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Idol : Time
    0 255

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    >_> damn, just 10 years and she's already like that?
    She needs to get a hold on things, even if she's set for life with all the cash she must be rolling in.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Idols are all born as ducks then turns to swans then they age and turn to gargoyles. That is why it is important that they get married before 25 or nobody would want them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just 26 and she's looks 30-something now, rapid aging?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:09 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "30-something?" More like 40-something, at least as far as her face goes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:48 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know some 40-somethings who look much better than that...

    Bad lifestyle habits, especially smoking will do that to you...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:44 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd still that that.
    Provided she wear a paper bag over her head and get DD impants.....

    Or become 2D and be my Wifu.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:07 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All good looks are ephemeral. Everyone ages and dies... and it can sneak up on you. There's a lot of sneering at idols as they get older on here, but any hot readers here will go the same path soon enough if they survive long enough.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:06 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pocari Sweat is disgusting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:21 17/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    See what happens when you drink that shit? That right! you get fat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:31 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My mother always told me that early bloomers soon fade: i.e., that girls who are beautiful in their mid teens will loose their beauty sooner than the girls who are still a bit gangly at the same age, while the latter will eventually into their bodies and then age much better. I've seen the truth of this in the years that have passed since I was a teenager myself, and this is just another example.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:46 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats a load of crap, everyone ages differently, this is why beauty is only skin deep, which is why many people have messed up relationships because they think love has something to do with beauty.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:46 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...well you kinda have to be a little bit attracted to the one you love, physically and otherwise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:26 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    'Beauty is only skin deep' is a phrase said by self-delusional or ugly people.

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    Comment by Boozedimpulsegundam
    01:13 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In your case, ugly is right to the bone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:07 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's a metabolic component to aging, and that "early bloomers" frequently age faster for that reason.

    I dismissed it, too, when I was in my teens, but now I've seen it happen to too many people to argue with it. The girls that were the cutest when we were 15 have broken down now that we're twice that, and the girls that were somewhat homely then are much more attractive now. Sure, there are other factors at work in some cases, too, and it's not UNIVERSALLY true, but as a general tendency it holds.

    Of course beauty is only skin deep, and infatuation based solely on beauty is therefore superficial and not real love. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.

    When people develop a relationship based on a physical attraction at a young age, it only compounds the problem.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:09 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope, still single, but glad I DIDN'T marry some of the ones I might have done if I had married young.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    let me guess you married an ugly fat cow?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:29 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holey giant absolute waste of money and time and risk of life from mega strep virus batttwoman!! Geezeus H. Flap you lazy people, If she had simply done setups and leglifts (the real ones not the oh I moved up an inch fake ones) she could have pumped all that crap out of her gut on her own for FREE. Its expanded intestines that causes that because they are full of crap. Exercise!!! I know people with back and mega hip injury cannot, well just don't eat corn or popcorn and you'll be ok for a while and stay away from any thing with gravy on it.
    She will have to have that done again and again because it doesn't fix the problem. BTW, the exercise after 1 month would have reduced the extra fat around her face too. If your kidneys and liver have been damaged the body fills up with water too, youknow your feet don't fit in shoes like they did yesterday, if thats the case stop all salt grease and cups of sugar foods plus coffee and smoking right away before you ....

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    Comment by Gale
    15:02 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ..Are you okay ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:22 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    BUSTA WOLF!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:13 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^POWAH GEIZAH!
    Gotta complete the combo.

    Comment by Takumi
    13:19 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Time : 1 | Idol : 0

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    Comment by Zetsubou-Sensei
    13:16 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    She was good looking at 16. To bad.

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    Comment by gundam4ever2
    13:08 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It looks like she gave up on her looks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:48 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would still hit that... with an empty can of Pocari Sweat.

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    Comment by Malakim
    17:51 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would hit that. With an ugly stick, woops too late

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:25 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And thats why you're all virgins, lusting after cartoons and 'lolis'

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    Comment by Boozedimpulsegundam
    01:18 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahahahaha, wow besides spanking to anime, you might be little clever.

    Comment by Schrobby
    13:58 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's the reasons lolis rule...

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    14:12 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But lolis age too... =(

    Stick to 2D. They're eternally young and bouncy =D

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    18:51 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    petanko dont bouncy. I meant other parts ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:17 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did you just use the word bouncy to refer to lolis? Blasphemy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe he means their skin still has its youthful elasticity? Or even that they bounce around like tiggers? But anyway, time is the enemy of all loli-lovers - "the destroying minutes", as the poet Edwin Muir once put it.

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    Comment by Gitami
    12:46 17/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bouncy as in oodles of energy? Not desktop potatoes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:41 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no other parts bounce from the loli's... only their heads when you smack 'em up side the head.

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    Comment by loli-kun
    13:17 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Starting from U-15 idols,
    I've noticed that, as they grow old, idols either:

    a) Keep fit, continue making idol paraphernalia
    b) Keep fit, get into porn
    c) Screw it, get fat; they have enough money to get through life

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    Comment by Oneiros
    05:56 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    d) Marry some rich dude? Don't they have that option?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    lolz, even if she chose C, she's still only 26 and she already looks like that...

    in the battle between idols and time, time always wins, but she must've really pissed off time to make her look like that at 26

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:52 16/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Perhaps she has a "Pocky" addiction.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    'C' wouldn'd work. Idols are paid a lot less than you expect.

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    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    18:44 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    C works depending how you spend.

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    Comment by カンチ
    23:05 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do realize how many idols are actually in the business?They really don't get payed heaps.They however get a month of at a time,depending on how well they are doing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:04 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now that she looks like that I doubt that she can whore herself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:49 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but there are other ways to get money?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:32 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Makes me wonder what Hirano Aya will be like a decade from now. Not a fan in particular, just curious. The a) listing tends to involve sex with businessmen. I'd be interested in seeing who falls into the b) listing.

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    Comment by Member548
    15:25 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Father time done took a ball bat to her ass.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    14:54 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was kind of thinking the same thing loli-kun mentioned. Though if she was forced to prostitute herself (to execs or whoever), as some idols are, it might explain.....





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