Long thought to be an urban legend, the existence of “bottlers,” online gamers who take MMORPG grinding so seriously as to urinate into a plastic bottle rather than interrupt their questing with a dash to the toilet, has apparently been confirmed by Japanese TV.
In this special on “Online Game Addiction,” a hopeless MMORPG junkie is seen shooting up his virtual veins with cyber-heroin, abandoning even the pretence of decency or moderation in his pursuit of a fantasy fix:
“With normal bottles the neck is too thin…” says the slothful addict.
2ch also circulates dark tales of “hosers” and “diaperers,” but as with bottlers actual evidence is substantially lacking – given 2ch’s exhibitionistic proclivities more examples might be expected than the odd bottle of highly suspect “suspect” liquid seen so far:
In any case, the obsessive devotion of such otaku is hardly in doubt.
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It's actually quite efficient
Just make your own bottled drinks and never leave your seat again...
JARATE!
The Neck might be too thin... at least we can prove otakus' girth aren't as small as first thought.
They get regular exercise, but then again, so does everyone else's junk that comes to this website.
Reminds me of the piss jugs in Trailer Park Boys...
What MMORPG game is on the 4th image?
too yellow, this man need to drink more water and take multi-vitamin
Reminds me of the Make Love Not Warcraft episode of South Park. The part in perticular is when Eric poops into a portable toilet that his mom brings. All of his friends become fat too. You can watch South Park episodes free if your in Canada or US on the internet (legitimately). Just google it.
lol just like those legendary Snipers.... they wont leave their pose for weeks and they make Jarate.
I just use a diaper. Keeps both my hands free.
I sometimes do it, not because of mmo's, but because I'm lazy.
Ew! Get that poor girl off of there, and throw out those bottles before someone mistakes them as apple juice!
Also anyone know what game it is that this guys playing? I wouldn't mind trying it out!
those guys are no drinking enough fluids
*not
Urban legend? I do this for fun. And I'm not even doing anything.
Not only do I wear diapers sometimes (a fetish for me though) but I also piss in bottles.
It's not really that uncommon.
Lol, Fiesta.
I forget what the Japanese name of that game is...
Surprised they dont refer to poop-socking.
That game is Fiesta Online, (Bright Kingdom in Japan.) I've played it. It's addicting for the first year....
I played it, it's boring.
I'd rather go play Runescape or Perfect World.
Anyway, this "peeing in a bottle" thing is only destructive socially; I don't see any problems with it other than that.
You pee in the bottles, get a break, pour them down somewhere, wash them (optional) and put them back in their place for emergencies again. Simple.
im guessing bottlers only applies to men. wat do women mmo players do? diapers i guess >.<
No silly, they use funnels...
Some ladies are skilled enough to use really wide rims like mason jars. Ask a long haul female trucker and they will probably share their secrets with you so you can gain ultimate grinding performance.
I'm a female, and use the Go Girl (http://www.go-girl.com/) to pee into a bottle when I'm in the middle of a dungeon.
MMORPG fans are a sad breed, what can I say.
..........what?
Really? It's like you're so sexually oppressed, you don't know how women pee.
That is some yellow ass piss.
it comes out of your penis, not ass
waw looks like...juice lol
JARATE?!?
NOOOO
Finally they learned the Jar-based Karate!
SPY: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORNING LESQUE!!!
Friend: So, what are you up to?
Him: Pissing in a bottle. :]
So shitsocking is real :3
so this is why my dad who is not but has been to for years in japan now urinates into bottles to this day! it was this fad.
Reminds me of the Kevin Costner movie, "Water World" ^_^
Ah yes, the movie with the water filtration device that could purify urine... and yet the guy never thinks of pouring ocean water into it.
Why would you think that would work?
yeah my litle brother was adicted too runed all the day for nothing .
That's fucking disgusting.
JARATE!!!
discusting x,DD
That guy has serious issues ₰
what the hell. there is no way it is neccessary to piss in a bottle, even if its in the middle of a raid. Hell, any smart person will know to TAKE A BREAK from their addicting MMO to go to the bathroom when they're not fighting some crazy boss with half the party yelling for buffs and them being the only priest around.
OMG JARATE In plastic bottles!!
Stock it up for a possible SPY in the red base!!
I pissed on the floor. Fuck the bottle.
I consider myself a 'hardcore gamer,'....been playing for 25 years. But, I gotta' tell you, I've never done anyting like this; and, in all fairness, I'm not really an MMORPG kinda' guy. Point is: I like to shit and piss in peace. I can't imagine sitting here, pissing in a bottle, only to gain an extra 2 minutes online. Unreal.
I have the same mouse as seen in the urine bottle picture.
As long they dont PK....
This proved a bit on Ron Jeremy's point D:
Usually if I really have to grind, I'll hold my bladder till I reach the level I want and then rush off to the toilet
I was thinking of connecting your dick to a long tube which connects to the toilet bowl... that's usually for the disabled elderly.. I remember seeing an old man with that at the hospital