Long thought to be an urban legend, the existence of “bottlers,” online gamers who take MMORPG grinding so seriously as to urinate into a plastic bottle rather than interrupt their questing with a dash to the toilet, has apparently been confirmed by Japanese TV.
In this special on “Online Game Addiction,” a hopeless MMORPG junkie is seen shooting up his virtual veins with cyber-heroin, abandoning even the pretence of decency or moderation in his pursuit of a fantasy fix:
“With normal bottles the neck is too thin…” says the slothful addict.
2ch also circulates dark tales of “hosers” and “diaperers,” but as with bottlers actual evidence is substantially lacking – given 2ch’s exhibitionistic proclivities more examples might be expected than the odd bottle of highly suspect “suspect” liquid seen so far:
In any case, the obsessive devotion of such otaku is hardly in doubt.
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Urban legend? I've been doing it since 1999 when I first got into the whole MMORPG thing.
And then you had emergency juice for when you were thirsty
Although I am (or was) an MMORPG addict, I'm proud to say that I never had to resort to this.
The bathroom is literally two steps away from my room.
they drink it back to save time to buy water lol
My friend used to have a piss cup. It was because his door was really fucked up, making it a serious pain trying to enter or leave the room.
Still though, he was one grungy bastard, haha.
i wont do this ever. i have decent life beyond this room. sometimes... well yeah...
That cant be urine in those bottles..... They're too consistent in colour to each other....... piss dosen't have a consistent colour, it changes depending on the amont of water consumed before discharge.
Never had to resort to this, even I have to decency to afk for a sec.
It could be consistent if you drank a set amount of water that you measured really accurately and left by your desk in enormous quantities in order not to leave your chair to get a drink. Those then empty bottles/cups can be used as a urination device. Simple.
Except the stink will kill your olfactory senses before your fingers get stubby from tapping your keyboard.
Suddenly, I remember KissXSis...
Did anyone notice his phone? Is that the LG Voyager or EnV Touch?
LG? Why would a Japanese guy be using a Korean POS? They probably have a law against that.
Obvious troll is obvious.
WOW... japan is soo high tech. I've been using a bucket all this time.
They obviously have never heard of the GM diapers, also available for the horde as the HW diapers.
Ever confused your urine with your apple juice? That would suck soooo much.
if i ever did that, then it wouldnt be a problem because i hate apple juice.
If it's my own piss then it wouldn't be a problem.
thats just wow.. but in a way kinda logical. would it really be gross to drink ur own pee?
I think you would notice the smell first
Yeah, there's no urban legend about it, I piss bottle all the time
it remind me to one of CSI episode which they found the victim lying dead in front of his monitor with bottle of piss under the computer table. therefore its not an urban legend.
well you can always type BRB bio while raiding or find somewhere safe to take a quick dash to the restroom when grinding.
You just quoted a fictional show to prove it isn't an urban legend in reality. Good Job.
ZOMG! You think CSI is real? LOL.
Well since we bleed most of it was REAL, the story was fictional though i admit it.
moreover i knew one person who died from such behavior.
satisfied ?
CSI don't solve crimes. Cops do.
CSI don't test the DNA every single time.
DNA results aren't instantaneous.
DNA tests are collected and done is batches after being sent to other labs.
Most of CSI is FAKE, or exaggerated to the point where it's pretty much fake. The stuff I listed are just the tip of the iceberg.
This is so wrong!
Since people breath most of it is REAL..
Then again..women can drive in CSI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
you believe that TV is true??? who are you, homer simpson???
I never knew people would do that
Fuck all you guys saying you've pissed in bottles, yawn, who cares.
Hosers? Holy shit, connecting a tube from the toilet to you dick is the most brutal idea ever. Though the pressure required to push it that far... woah.
You'll need DBZ strength to do that.
Over 9000 horsepower needed...
They are just proving a point that pissing in a bottle is common and that almost every man has done it sometime in their life. They were not bragging about it. Why? are you jealous?
I haven't. And actually i find it disgusting because obviously they don't wash there hands after it.
I have. In a bus. Happened twice.
and you think people wash their hands when they piss in a bush? you've obviously never gone hunting, or worked in the oil field
Who says you need to exert such great pressures? Just stick it in and seal the holes, and piss until the tube is full. Then, simple liquid displacement will take care of the rest.
when artefact decides to make something a big deal, it becomes a big deal, whether you like it or not
kill yourself , now ! there is no hope for you as a human being
there is no hope for human being FIXED
“With normal bottles the neck is too thin…”
Don't flatter yourself. Seriously.
thats wrong lol more like lazy
Well MMORPG wise I'd agree. Though it's not surprising. People have died playing in stupid marathons. But if you really need to go and can't make a quick visit, chances are you'll probably do it. For those people, it's probably like pissing on the side of a highway.
It's not done out of laziness half the time, more often then not it's done out of necessity. In those long endgame events which can take hours to do with 15-36 people and days some times weeks of planning. So if you have a pivotal class or purpose you have no choice to bottle it >.> Although I've no idea about the alleged 'diaperers' mentioned above, never met one and never heard of them till today.
DON'T SAY LAZY!
Because MMORPG players are crazy..
They really are pissing in bottles under the desk.
lmfao
Boss raids wait for no one :D