Regular Sex “Halves Heart Attacks”

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A study has found that regular sex may drastically reduce the risk of heart attacks in men.

American researchers at the New England Research Institute investigated the sexual activity of 1,000 men aged 40-70 over a 16 year period, culminating in the publication of a study in the American Journal of Cardiology which found a clear link between regular sex and a reduced risk of heart disease.

Men having sex at least twice a week were found to have almost half the risk of developing heart disease than their less active counterparts. The study did not assess any effects on women.

Researchers speculate that regular sex is healthy both for its physical and emotional benefits – cardiovascular health is improved by sexual exertions, and previous studies have demonstrated that men in supportive relationships tend to be healthier.

Although neither of these benefits are likely to boost the health of committed onanists, other research provides consolation: ejaculating more than 5 times a week, whether through sex or masturbation, has previously been found to dramatically reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

Via The Telegraph.


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    Avatar of Ichiro Ino
    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    13:22 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So then, fap a lot?

    Of course, don't fap to Moe or else you'll "Hngggg!" and make it pointless...

    ***

    I think I've read somewhere that being able to reproduce would shorten life span? It says that because you were able to share your genes, it would complete your mission (genetic), etc etc.

    IDK who to believe but whatever.. 2D > 3D!

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    Comment by DHYohko
    13:25 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you know very well thats impossible :3

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    Comment by Insilencio
    13:30 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ehehe...they never said whether the sex had to involve two people...

    hitori ecchi...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    more reason to have flap

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    Comment by MasterYuke
    15:49 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^fixed:
    more reason to have fap

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:12 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i do it at least two times a day, does this mean my chances of heart disease is near zero?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:20 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no but the chances are high you'll have worms

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    20:20 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So to reduce risk of heart disease cases, we must go for regular sex treatments?

    I think i'll ask that from my female doctor to "improve" my health =D

    Uniforms are my fetish, i confess...

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    Comment by Remilia
    01:49 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like your Avatar.

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    Comment by basilio
    13:30 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes. So either you'll "HHNNNGGG" from not fapping, or you'll go "HHNNNGGG" from the moe-ness. Either way, you're doomed.

    Avatar of Ichiro Ino
    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    13:35 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    My point exactly...

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    Comment by TNinja
    15:22 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your avatar seems dissapointed by that fact.

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    Comment by Dreck
    04:21 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    on your every post I see comments of your avatar. not that it doesn't warrant the attention :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:34 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How can you have a heart attack from moeness?

    Comment by H-Ero
    13:34 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "I think I've read somewhere that being able to reproduce would shorten life span?"

    I guess it's good that I never plan on reproducing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:18 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I for one, thank you for it

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:33 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want reduction of population instead of reproducing

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:54 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Amen! Now back to my Tenga.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:40 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's only for women, having children early shortens their life span putting off having children lengthens it. For men it's marriage that shortens your life span, because impregnating 1 women doesn't fulfill our mission. In the animal kingdom men continue to mate until they are physically unable to fight off younger rival males. So as long as you chase women and have sex you are golden, but once you let a woman get her hooks into you, and "settle down" you are going to die first.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^butt hurt

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 13/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ married

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:08 25/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ single and butthurt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:02 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sex is serious business<3

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    15:12 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Always has been. Always will be.

    Avatar of Aero
    Comment by Aero
    14:13 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "It says that because you were able to share your genes, it would complete your mission (genetic), etc etc."
    That's a very contradictory logic. I mean, wouldn't fathering MORE than 1 child be better, overall, for the species? Not that overpopulation is a good thing either...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:15 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let's note it is a study ONLY WITH MEN! No women.

    Wives, expect infidelity from your husband if you don't want to do it. The men are doing it to protect themselves from heart attacks. Maybe it is covered by Government Health Care?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:57 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Regular Sex with 3D girls reduce Heart Attack by 50%

    Regular sex with 2D girls reduce by X%

    Pure Win then ?

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    Comment by kajunbowser
    05:27 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    'Tis win. Whether it's by fapping or diggin' in 'dem caeks, it's all good.

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    Comment by DeathCrunch
    00:34 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's not really abut either IMO.
    no-one wants to fuck a fatty anyway, even if they could bother their fat arse for the exercise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:29 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    article says that faping doesnt help , you need a woman ..... or a sheep ..... or donkey

    Avatar of basilio
    Comment by basilio
    13:35 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... you know what just occurred to me?

    With the absurd juridical system we have here in North America, at least one serial rapist would defend his raping spree by arguing that he was "only concerned about the state of his cardiovascular health in his senior years", and next thing you know, BAM, his sentence gets halved.

    Comment by H-Ero
    13:39 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or the judge could give him a life time sentence so that he would be sure to get as much sex as he needs, though probably not the type of sex he would want.

    Avatar of Ichiro Ino
    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    13:41 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Butt secks?

    Instead of increased life span, you'll die from AIDS...

    Avatar of basilio
    Comment by basilio
    13:42 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha I think if that were to happen, he would die of a heart attack quite early into his sentence.

    From the fear of dropping the soap.

    Avatar of Ichiro Ino
    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    13:40 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was also thinking about that.

    Also it's a good argument against feminists as to why men loves porn so much. When they ask as why you love porn/sex so much, tell them that it's something subconscious, its like the gene's mechanism for survival, it's something that your genes are making you do that would increase your life span etc etc...

    Comment by H-Ero
    13:50 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    People don't need an excuse to love porn/sex. You don't need scientific evidence to justify your love for something.

    Avatar of Ichiro Ino
    Comment by Ichiro Ino
    14:22 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not love, I'm talking about porn! lol

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    Comment by Sylar
    18:28 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually we already have a good biological reason to be more crazy about sex and anything that involves it like porn since we have 40-60 times more testosterone than women. Testosterone is critical on how much sexual lust you feel.
    So when a married man manages to avoid temptation by a sexy woman he should be given a fucking price because it's a lot more harder to control his lust. Maybe that's why women get called as whores and sluts so easily when they sleep around. Because they don't feel the need as strong as men do and they still go around with everyone.
    Women lot's of times call men animals,pigs and stuff like that because of how we can't resist looking at sexy girls, but i wonder what they would do if they had 40 times the sexual desire they have now. They would be going crazy. So if you think of it, men have amazing self-control.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:21 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    @イチロ イノ Ichiro Ino (14:22):
    Love for porn... I got that...

    @Sylar (18:28):
    Actually, women feel a lot more lust than you can or do. They are just coy and a bit slow with it. A woman after warming up can orgasm almost an indefinite number of times without feeling the sort of reluctance men feel just after ejaculation. Three things together keep her from that: monogamy (stupid prudish society), her limpdick of a partner (you, if she's extremely unlucky), and STD/laceration risk (biology, which is more benign either the society or you as there are solution to both problems).

    Now go congratulate every woman in a relationship for putting up with the horde of limpdicks men are.

    -- a man who masturbates because he knows he can never satisfy that lustful monster inside women

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sylar, you are not a woman, and therefore do not know what the fuck you are talking about. There is no study that concludes that women feel less lust than men--in fact, there are many that prove that they're turned on by porn just as much as men. The only reason why you think that is because you were born in a dumb society that continues to call manwhores players because otherwise politicians wouldn't even have the face to apologize in public. OMG a woman called you a PIG for looking at other girls? Try being called a slut for doing the same thing you hypocritical dickface

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    Comment by diskonline
    13:54 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    sounds ridiculous, but still, that's a good reason though

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:19 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    don't be stupid

    Avatar of BlaqCat
    Comment by BlaqCat
    15:14 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anything is possible (as a legal defense) here in the u.S.

    Avatar of shiroki
    Comment by shiroki
    15:48 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    or husbands suing wives for attempted murder through induced heart attack when they refuse to have sex. lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Really?, doing sex regularly is not so bad after all.

    Comment by Schrobby
    15:11 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Twice a week? I'm not even near that, being single with occasional gfs... Fapping 5 times per week is nothing, though. ^_^

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    Comment by g0dslay3r
    13:41 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but if you do it too fast then you will get a heart attack

    Avatar of basilio
    Comment by basilio
    13:48 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or when you have an overdose of Viagra.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You heard them, "sex a day, keeps the doc away". LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    didn't work me me. my doc is hawt chick so
    sex a day, keeps them in bay.

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