“I Made a Penis Font”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jan 8, 2010 02:59 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Chibi, Fine Art, PC Software, Penis Abuse
Japan’s historically vibrant typographical culture has finally given rise to the ultimate in hentai fonts, one modeled on the male member. Helvetica’s days may be numbered.
Reportedly the creator had great difficulty with V, W, and X.









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necessity is not always the mother of invention. Sometimes, you just have to have too much time on your hands.
No link to the font?! I wanna (secretly) install it on my boss' computer, renaming it "New Times Roman.ttf".
japanese penis are surely microscopic lol
does this look like a Q to you?
OH!
GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO
I've seen better check the link
http://www.dafont.com/cocksure.font
Where can I download this font???
facepalm.jpg
soon this penis font type will take the design world by storm.
I might use this on my next rationale.
Reminds me of Mickey Mouse's gloves.
Whoever did this need mental help ಠ_ಠ
best font ever! where can i download?
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST FONT EVER
A, L, R, and Y definitely do. The others look like Cow udders or, like B, breasts.
I swear i'm getting flipped off by the middle one
Does look more like cow udders.
At least Sankaku is keeping us up to date, 3 years late.
fdgdfgdfg
Like what some others have said, all I'm seeing is a bunch of cow udders.
Quite a childish creation if you ask me. Someone had waaayyyy too much time on their hands to think of this. O_o
Japanese scale penises.
Wow, that's just stupid. It's like what an 8 y/o kid would do during boring lessons. Not funny and retarded.
Could as well be a vagina font
Actually it is funny. You just don't appreciate it because you don't have one.and by one I mean penis to avoid confusion.
All I can say is why.
the V reminds me of a bunny :)
i wonder what a vag version would look like lol
Perhaps he's unfamiliar with the actual shape of a penis?
everyone should chill a bit, he was trying to make them into letters lol
I've seen plenty of Japanese Porn, and Japanese penises aren't THAT small. Those are cow udders.
Gay porn?
More like a children's shin chan penis font.
How cute, some of them look like fingers.
I especially like the letter L.
How is this penis? More like "I made Cow Udder Font"
The ones that are more like dicks are A, I, J, O, Q, T and Y. They are dicks with different sizes of testicles lol
it remembers me more on cows udders then penises.
I like what you've done to the "X".
So... in human...
Where is the lowercase ver? >_>
LOL!
Same here deformed cow utters.
I thought udders are the cow's version of penris? o.O
HAHA OH WOW
those are cow tits u idiot
yes, because female cows need penises
human cow girls with several penises.Now that is a new fetish.
@Pandemonia 03:35:
Futanari cows?
That would be a new kind of porn I'd prefer NOT to see.
Of course they do. How else do they produce that creamy white milk that we all have come to enjoy.
This was in reply to http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/01/08/i-made-a-penis-font/#comment-402712
Not sure how it got all the way down here...
That's definitelly Shota-penis Font
This is a shota penis font
So I wasn't the only one.
It's still ghay.
The "N"-shaped one looks hilarious. XD
The L gives you the middlefinger
it all started when he was high and said to his boyfriend "the letter A looks like your penis"
~ Agreed!
This reminds me of rubber gloves filled with water. Name it that way, and the font will pass the international censorship.
Most of them don't even make sense ¬__¬
This isn't provocative or obsenem it's just boring.
The N-shaped looks like two penises. And the balls are touching... Also, this doesn't even make any sense.
They'd look a little more like penises if they had the signature helmet.