“I Made a Penis Font”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jan 8, 2010 02:59 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Chibi, Fine Art, PC Software, Penis Abuse
Japan’s historically vibrant typographical culture has finally given rise to the ultimate in hentai fonts, one modeled on the male member. Helvetica’s days may be numbered.
Reportedly the creator had great difficulty with V, W, and X.









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it remembers me more on cows udders then penises.
That's definitelly Shota-penis Font
This is a shota penis font
So I wasn't the only one.
The "N"-shaped one looks hilarious. XD
Most of them don't even make sense ¬__¬
This isn't provocative or obsenem it's just boring.
The N-shaped looks like two penises. And the balls are touching... Also, this doesn't even make any sense.
This reminds me of rubber gloves filled with water. Name it that way, and the font will pass the international censorship.
~ Agreed!
The L gives you the middlefinger
it all started when he was high and said to his boyfriend "the letter A looks like your penis"
It's still ghay.
I thought udders are the cow's version of penris? o.O
those are cow tits u idiot
yes, because female cows need penises
Of course they do. How else do they produce that creamy white milk that we all have come to enjoy.
This was in reply to http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/01/08/i-made-a-penis-font/#comment-402712
Not sure how it got all the way down here...
@Pandemonia 03:35:
Futanari cows?
That would be a new kind of porn I'd prefer NOT to see.
human cow girls with several penises.Now that is a new fetish.
HAHA OH WOW
They'd look a little more like penises if they had the signature helmet.
I like what you've done to the "X".
So... in human...
Where is the lowercase ver? >_>
Same here deformed cow utters.
LOL!
How is this penis? More like "I made Cow Udder Font"
The ones that are more like dicks are A, I, J, O, Q, T and Y. They are dicks with different sizes of testicles lol
He made a penis font...
But can it beat the Hatsune Miku body language?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAmTy8VzPiU
quite creeptastic
That's... quite disturbing.
Miku, the alphabet and pantsu.
That's not a combination you see everyday...
I'm going to have nightmares about Miku now.
Perhaps he's unfamiliar with the actual shape of a penis?
everyone should chill a bit, he was trying to make them into letters lol
I've seen plenty of Japanese Porn, and Japanese penises aren't THAT small. Those are cow udders.
Gay porn?
i wonder what a vag version would look like lol
How cute, some of them look like fingers.
I especially like the letter L.
More like a children's shin chan penis font.
ROFLMAO, this is hillarious, I can't stop laughing XD
...First thing in the morning is this. Damn it.
those are some VERY mutated penises.
all we need is a vagina font
the W would look like tribadism
lol, i like "R"
Don't type the font too close to each other..
Or else balls would touch...
kyaa!
kinda weird if you look at the J after you looked at the I.
where can i get these font, this is good to be used in here.
Must be a slow day for news.
guess its time to use the new font :D
facepalm.jpg
Where can I download this font???