The controversy surrounding the recent release of decidedly linear RPG Final Fantasy XIII has caused some to make unfavourable comparisons with a previously released Flash game parody RPG, “The Linear RPG,” playable below.
You can play the game in full screen here. The creator’s homepage.
The parody version seems to have all the essential elements of a top RPG, even down to the clichéd story; translated to Japanese and given some CG or anime style visuals it could probably sell a few hundred thousand copies at least.
I’m not that upset, replay to find all the story twists confused me.
*Insert Adam Sessler voice here*
"…We at S-Play give this game a 5…
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…out of 5."
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Weird, I had a wet dream last night after playing this.
I came to level LV.107
HP: 185455
EXP: 488264
Thank you Tasker for making me level up in my sleep:D
Lvl 112
hp: 285346
exp: 786354
and still lvling
Auto-leveling ftw
Lv 140
HP: 3,186,495
EXP: 11,340,005
Kliche woke up feeling wet,