“My Daddy”

My newphew is 5 and he has a girlfriend. And he calls her on his cellphone. I am not shiting you. I doubt they're having sex but he's got shit parents and he'll probably be a father by 11. So, educate them on the dangers of sex, STDs, babies, but don't destroy them like anon above said.

true the dangers exist, but educate them of the pleasures too. we don't need any more ronery otaku marrying DS systems.

Well said. I sort of wished that I wasn't such a moral fag growing up. It makes me regret that my high school and college years were ruined because of the moral fags around me causing me to feel guilty over having a 'normal' open sex drive.

pwned by the parents as usual

a girlfriend at 5?! wtf is this world coming to...*sigh*

@My newphew is 5 and he...

your nephews parents are morons and you are an asshole... why?

because no child at age 5 knows (or cares) what is a girlfriend, no half-brained parent would give his son a cellphone and teach him to act like an adult (i bet he just had a female friend, and they just perverted the truth telling him that she is her girlfriend and that he should call her on the phone and shit).

and you are an asshole because 1.- you dont do anything about it. 2.- you just swalloed all the bullshit that your parents, the tv, and shit society tell you. Sex is good, sex is why you were born, sex is the most sincere act of trust between 2 living beings. what you say?.. yeah, you can create a mess by having children at a early age, but guess what, there are things called condoms, and pills, and the ring, and the patch and many more.

teach your children to love and to be responsible, to enjoy their life and protect their friends and families. how hard could that be?

it's the only time he could have sex with a loli and not be label a pedophile.

I'm the anon who mentioned above about not having fear. When I was 6, I had a same-age girlfriend actually. I didn't know what sex was nor cared to know at the time, but I kissed her and she kissed me repeatedly, all the time whenever we were together. Essentially, we "made out," but not in a groping, undressing way. We loved one another, yet didn't know what that meant in words, and it didn't matter.

Guess what, our parents met and restricted us, allowing one kiss a day because they were worried about... god knows what, I still don't... and we both didn't understand. We were essentially being punished, which is how our 6-year-old minds understood perental "limiting" of something we liked doing, for loving one another so much we didn't know how to express it except to kiss each other whenever a flare of affection came around.

Needless to say, that experience subconsciously affected how much I love people now. The 5-year-old kid probably DOES have a girlfriend, it's not wrong to say so, and it's not wrong that the parents would support it. Kids that young have the purest form of love you can possibly think of. Nurture that shit like there's no tomorrow, because when it comes to a child's ability to learn and perceive of things as good or bad, there isn't really one.

Hmmm, I had a girlfriend at 6, and now I am 40. And guess what I still remember her name, how could you say at that age it doesn't mean anything. Sure, it doesn't mean the same thing as it does now, but it sure as hell meant something enough that I still remember it after all these years.

Most parents aren't ready to explain the full ramifications of sex to someone that young (5 or 6), nor are kids that young able to understand those full ramifications yet.

The "if it feels good, do it" crowd who have no concept of love or permanent attachment are gonna mess up the kid if they impart their worldview on someone that young.

If the kid walks in on a BDSM session, how're they gonna explain that? "It's okay to hurt someone if you love them."?!

I have friends whose 3-year old walked in one them one night; they said he started yelling, "Stop it, Daddy! Get off Mommy!"

I don't think a kid that young can differentiate between cries of ecstasy and cries of pain.

As far as 5- and 6-year olds with boyfriends/girlfriends, let 'em do what they want.

You'll want to get into details _before_ they hit puberty, so as to avoid unwanted pregnancies, STDs, etc....

Most people at the young age of 5 obviously did not know the term 'sex' or more specifically sexual penetration. But kids these days are much different.

Back when I was a curious young lad, I too had a female friend and was very interested at the difference between our bodies. But more interested in how my penis erected itself on the pure sight of a naked, premature female body. It puzzled me as it puzzled her and every time she was around we played 'family' where we fondle each others private parts in an attempt to discover the reasoning behind it. I never got any intention to sexually penetrate her, probably because I did not know why or how, mind you it would have hurt both of us as I had my foreskin still attached to the head.

Now imagine if I've had hit puberty earlier and have access to porn from when I was five. My life would then be fucked up in more ways imaginable. So from my perspective kids and adolescence life don't mix, parents separate the two for a reason. And thank god for introducing sex education in grade two.

Actually, the problem is parents and adults do NOT make that distinction. The major problem with American parents and America in general is that there IS no differentiation between child and adolescent anymore. They're all 'children' as stated by an egotistical older person who likes to conveniently forget that they were like that once as well and very much wanted to know the things all kids want to know. Adolescents are ready for adult emotions and responsibilities. Their path to adulthood is the process of accepting and integrating them into their lives, nothing more.

Anyone with any intellect, however, knows that the kids today are more highly evolved than those of previous generations. They can handle more information and speak with wisdom that adults do not expect, so they call it 'cute' and think of it as a fluke.

If a 3-year-old walks in on sex and says "get off mommy!" then that 3-year-old was meant to see that. If he/she wasn't, then he/she wouldn't have. The responsibility of a parent doesn't come when you want it to, it comes when it does. And you cannot be a coward and pretend it didn't happen, or yes, your fucked up kid IS your fault. That 3-year-old will be informed of the complexities of sex, and understand it if you take time to explain with very simple, direct words and let them connect the dots of information in their heads.

People seem to have forgotten that kids are far more capable of processing information than you or I ever will be ever again. By far.

My first fancy was when I was 5. I just wanted to spend all my time with her; she was pretty, nice to me and clever. I still remember her very well and my feelings for her 14 years on.

I had no concept of sex or any desire to see her naked... I juszt wanted to cuddle her and call her mine.

(^ me)

Just to point out... I never did dare ask her to become my girlfriend, so that's why she was just my first fancy.

As kids we DO indeed get lulz of parents flustered expressions. When I was about 5 or 6 I met my Mom's best friend's daughter. She promptly became my girlfriend and it was like that until she moved years later. At the time I just knew I liked her. Much like someone said above, I don't think there's anything wrong with the whole "girlfriend" thing, nor kissing or hugging. Children learn by example, and what kid isn't always being shown affection from his parents (thus learning from these examples of affection, and noting that it is "good")?

It's usually the adults with the guilty conscience regarding intimacy and affection, and paranoia of underaged sex (despite most of us having our first experience well under 18).

You managed to read at age of 2?

Oh wow:)

or they can become one of those people who like to write F-A-P in their post

that is the example of false information

Actually, that's what happened to me. I caught my parents in the act and thought they were fighting, with my dad strangling my mother...

Then came the explanation, and everything was okay...

But yeah. Parents MUST explain stuff to their children. It's not like kids can't process less information due to a lesser brain. A child's brain is like a sponge for information.

This is true, but this is easily remedied by exactly what I said though. Really in those situations, if the parents actually weren't embarrassed about the screaming joy that may have scared the kid because he wasn't familiar with sex as a concept, they could explain very easily: "Mommies and daddies love one another very much, and when they are together alone, mommies and daddies have special things they can do together that is just for the two of them. So sometimes mom and I will have private moments where we can show how much we love one another, and it may seem strange to you now, but understand that it is one of the many many ways that mommies and daddies who love each other express it."

It's a little crucial to keep saying 'mommies and daddies' because if you use generalities like 'people' or 'boys and girls' too early in their pre-pubescent lives, that is the type of harmless misunderstanding that causes children to go into 'you show me yours and I'll show you mine' situations. I had one, but honestly, they are wonderful discovery situations (I didn't catch my parents having sex though), so it's not something to be afraid of. The biggest problem with parenting is you have to carefully choose your words while not lying to the child. They can sense it, and you'll be causing all your own problems by lying to them about important matters. The other major problem is just a sad, large helping of useless religious guilt.

Yes,Communication is the key to all of this. Sometimes, its harder for parents to explain to there children what they're doing in the bed room.

It makes me happy to see that so many people have wisdom in the face of this matter. All too often I see guilt stricken paranoia about these things in the media. =_=

Maybe he drew this just before he joined in.

What's wrong with letting the kid join in?

All people are saying is not to react with shame and guilt if your child sees you by accident. We "dumbfucks" aren't saying to teach the kid to go trying it out, or ignoring the kids presence and doing it in from of her/him wholesale. It's as simple as "if your caught, explain that it was nothing dirty or wrong, but an expression of affection/love between--" as one person mentioned "mommy and daddy".

Mind you, the psychological and health concerns your bringing up, are an excellent example of the type of paranoia I brought up before. C

"One child(4) died at a computer screen watching daddies porno, and jacking off. His first and last time. This actually isn't talked about much in any field medical or science. Because KIDS ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW."

If you mean the sankaku article here,then i can say that it was a hoax mentioned several times that it's fake.
Now about your mental damage issue,you can never know,but i doubt you have anykind of real information about 2 people the same age going into such a relationship causing such problems,being researched for it after a continued time.
I also don't know about it,but i had my share of expirience in when i was 5 and it didn't effect me.

Yes, sex should be glorified. Because what you are talking about is removing the glory from sex. There is glory, beauty, power, and ancient rites of passage in sex. In the old days, priestesses would be Initiatrix to young men who were brought nobly into manhood by an act of sex. All the esoteric colleges knew the power of sex and sacred body alchemy. Love is not necessary in conjunction with sex, but respect is. Even in BDSM, respect is there. The people who are in essence tortured as part of sex are actually the ones in control. With a single word, they are in control again. This acting, this playfulness, this diverging from normality is our ability to discover our passions and the depths of ourselves. Love and sex are not interconnected, and never were, even if they CAN be.

The abundance of pornography and the context of it is that women are disrespected. Now in contrast, many men, like myself, who watch porn very much enjoy the moaning pleasure of a woman, so porn to me is more of a challenge in my sex life, aspiring to grant a woman all the pleasure that I feel in my sexuality. Even if you know it's fake, still aspiring to grant pleasure and learning (reasonably) from porn is a constructive way to wax your carrot :)

You are correct about a lack of context in conjunction to children learning about sex, though. And the reason children are whores is not because they are introduced to sex, it's because they are introduced to sex too late. The concepts must become normal and be understood by them otherwise when they feel the urges so powerfully and know nothing about it they will become reckless and become the whores of which you speak because they lack guidance and preparation for a time in their life that will arrive one way or another.

LOL, nice one...

More like Ceiling kid is watching you copulate...

Damn! That's true!

lulz!