Fate/stay night Unlimited Blade Works Trailer Unveiled

happy new year!

I've got another vers. for students especially. Reference from unknown though. Cheers and merry Xmas!

I am the bone of my essay,
Procrastination is my body and caffeine is my blood,
I have ignored over a thousand deadlines,
Unknown to MLA format,nor known to passing grades,
Have withstood responsibility to fail many classes,
Yet those classes will never teach anything
So as I hand in,
UNLIMITED ESSAY WORKS

Here's another one, for pirates!

"I am the leg of my boot
Ctrl+ C is my body and
Crtl + V is my blood
I have violated over a thousand copyrights
unknown to decency
nor known to shame
have withstood lawsuits to steal many works.
yet, these hands will never pay for anything.
So as I pirate
Unlimited Ripoff works"

I can't believe EO got downvoted for that. XD It brought a smile to my face.

@nin
its not original
look for veloxiraptor in deviantart

maybe anon should have made it YARR i'm a pirate

*Breathless*

oh shit son, you mixed up two words. your life is forfeit!

For all you unhappy fags, here's the original. Cuntpasted in all it's glory
体は剣で出来ている。
血潮は鉄で心は硝子。
幾たびの戦場を越えて不敗。
ただの一度も敗走はなく、
ただの一度も理解されない。
彼の者は常に独り
剣の丘で勝利に酔う。
故に、生涯に意味はなく
その体は、きっと剣で出来ていた。

Put it through a machine translator and this is what you get!
The body consists of the sword.
Blood is iron and the mind is the glass.
Some [tabino] battlefield is exceeded and no defeats.
The retreat is not, and is never understood for free for free. never
His person always revels in one's victory in the hill of the one person sword.
Therefore, it is not significant to the life.
The body consisted surely of the sword.

Arent machine translators adorable?

^
The machine isn't totally wrong. That is what the original Japanese version says. The English one was made specifically to be different than the original.

I actually though that sounded badass, if it was corrected a bit.

GUYS, look at the middle bottom pic, they got the scene with Rin and Shirou sitting back to back, I loved that scene.

I specifically remember in both the jap vers of fate/stay ubw, and in the anime, the whole poem was in english. So what "original vers" are we talking about?

It makes perfect sense, especially if you've played the game. I'm guessing you just haven't been paying attention. First off:

SPOILERS!

Ahem. Now that that's out of the way;
Shirou/Archer (I'm guessing everybody knows this, but what the heck, I'l still mention it: they are the same person.) use projection magic that is different from normal projection magic. Instead of projecting using materials from the world around them, they use their own body for material (the blood and bone), and Shirou is also unable to draw upon the vast mana of the world, and can only use his own body mana. While this may be somewhat different for Archer (I don't know), Rin mentions that Shirou seemingly projects from nothing, which is completely unheard of in the world of magi, and she later also say that he can only do this because he does not care about himself whatsoever, he only cares for others (Shirou offcourse protests, but I believe her). In Archer's case, there's also the fact that he, as Shirou, became a hero of justice through a miracle, but was forced to kill people in order to preserve peace, for all eternity, which offcourse he hates, and this eventually makes him the cynical guy we know as Archer. He is unable to escape from it, and doesn't gain anything from it. He also cannot die, since as a Heroic Spirit, he is removed from the regular flow of time, and circle of death and rebirth.

In other words, read the two passages again now while keeping all of what I just said in mind. Do you see? It makes perfect sense :-) ;The poem is about using their own body to create weapons for all eternity, which is basically all they do (in Archer's case anyway). That and fighting. And it also has the part of never being able to gain anything, and not being able to escape, or die. Also, finally, I'd like to say, the poem is NOT lame! It's awesome! ;-/

You lost me...

I think (MAYBE) that s/he reffers to Archer at the end xD.