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A man has cut off his own testicles after his wife refused his advances, reasoning that without them he could not be tempted into adultery by sexual frustration.

The 40-year-old Colombian farmer describes how his experience gelding farm animals led him to try the procedure on himself:

“I’ve castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.

I thought that’s what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!

When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I wouldn’t keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner).”

Doctors report he did a thorough job, having completely lost his testicles, but that the wound has become infected.

Via Heaven.


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    Comment by TheBeast
    08:52 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mixed feelings... poor dumbass...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, not he can have a pleasant life devoting himself to WoW or some such without 3d women continually disappointing him, or spending thousands on realdolls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i sense the beginning of another long stream of genital mutilation articles here at SanCom

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    14:46 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Look at it on the bright side. Every time somebody mutilates their genitals in this world, we are among the first to know about it.

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    Comment by notanother4non
    15:30 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it even hurts just to read about this story
    ouch

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:32 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's like the darwin awards, but with more pain and less death

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:22 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank god. More dick mutilation means less retarded console war articles involving "HOLY SHIT LOOK THE PS3 VERSION OF THIS TEXTURE HAS LIKE FIVE EXTRA PIXELS" or whatever the fuck. I hope.

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    Comment by Shanyy
    09:37 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Raping her would have been a manlier choice, imho. Also, that sentence explains everyything: "because I am a Christian"

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    Comment by Marine-RX179
    09:56 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yea...it would definitely be 'manlier' to try to rape her wife, get sent to jail and then get raped from behind by the other male prisoners.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:40 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's Colombia
    I doubt they send to jail there for a rape of a wife.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:15 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's Colombia. I doubt they send people to jail for rape.

    Fixed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:04 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yup in my country they don't go to jail, as a matter of fact ppl take justice in their own hands.

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    Comment by Splat
    00:01 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The idea of raping your wife seems rather paradoxical, if you think about it.

    How do you rape someone who has sworn (before the eyes of their God, no less, seeing as they are religious) to "be your partner", "in good times and and in bad", to "love and cherish you unconditionally", "until death do us part"?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously? Just because someone has agreed to spend their life with you doesn't mean that they've offered themselves up as a sex slave to you. Just because you marry someone doesn't mean you're obligated to fuck them whenever they want (unfortunately).

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    Comment by Splat
    06:17 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sigh... no, not seriously. Thought that would be obvious enough without spelling it out.

    On the other hand, if you'd like to turn those idle musings into a serious discussion, consider this:

    If the wife is persistently refusing sexual interaction, it's reasonable to assume that's but the tip of the iceberg of their relationship troubles. I mean, just to be clear: We're not talking about an occasional "I don't feel up to it tonight, honey" here. The man cut his fucking balls off.

    Given such circumstances, one might reasonably ask the wife why she didn't just divorce him if she didn't like him anymore to that extent. And what do you think she would have answered, being religious and all?

    "We don't believe in divorce. We took our oath before God. It wouldn't be Right(TM) to break our vows."

    Or something to that effect. So wait... breaking your vows by getting divorced is wrong. But neglecting your duties as wife to the point of your husband feeling the need to mutilate his genitals in order to keep his own vows... that's perfectly fine?

    The more cynical observer might note, at this point, that the real reason the wife wouldn't have divorced him is because she most likely depended on her husband for sustenance. But that only begs the alternate question of:

    So wait... expecting a husband to provide a living for his wife with his own hard work, that's perfectly fine. But expecting the wife to, at the very damn least, spread her legs and lie still for a few minutes every once in a while... Oh no, don't you even dare suggest such a thing! How chauvinist and sexist of you!

    So, on second thought, yes, seriously. That, or your pick between religious hypocrisy or gender-based double standard. What'll be?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:41 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    tl; read anyway
    somehow got through it without an opinion either way

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    Comment by TehBoringOne
    10:07 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree that the guy went to a terrible extreme to keep his vows. If it had been me, I'd have told her I'd get a divorce and sent her to some relative of hers... But then again, I'm an atheist that just hates dogmatic traditions...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >So wait... breaking your vows by getting divorced is wrong.

    Yes, this is wrong.

    >But neglecting your duties as wife to the point of your husband feeling the need to mutilate his genitals in order to keep his own vows... that's perfectly fine?

    No, this is also wrong.

    I'm sure that you already understood that your logic was flawed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:29 17/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Girl here, i think splat has a point, i'm having the same trouble but reverse, i want to fucking castrate myself so i do not go and fuck around or have any type of sexual urge.

    What can i do about it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:05 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    reread the article for the part where it says "40-year-old Colombian farmer" I doubt he's playing WoW...

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    Comment by Sylar
    19:29 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Didn't he ever hear of fapping? It helps.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:41 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Turkey you are allowed to rape your wife....good old Turkey
    Stupid Columbians...givin' no fuck for the rights of men...
    Men have needs and women have to fullfill 'em...even if they don't like to...well actually, they marry because they want to pleasure you (no matter in which way e.g. food, sex etc.)...

    Source:
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/2007/12/turkish-court-marital-rape-not-a-crime-turkish-columnist-decision-turns-women-into-sex-slaves.html

    or google: Turkey rape marriage no crime

    Anon is always right

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:18 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    holy shit i think i have a crush on splat

    0\\\

    Comment by SpectatorMode
    08:55 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor reasoning. Christians are weird.

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    Comment by Enan
    08:58 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    His wife is for refusing to give him sex to that point... and he's only 40

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean stupid dumb asses

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:47 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor reasoning. And has nothing to do with Christianity. I am Christian and I know, what I write. As a Christian he committed a sin against 5-th commandment "Thou shall not kill", which contains also hurting the body of a human - without difference, if it is your own body, or not. He should restrain from adultery with his own will and force, without making any "surgery". Difficult, but let,s see, if the way to Mt. Everest is easy. It is not, so why there are people, who take this way on their own will and choice?
    And you are right - for the world, Christians are weird. But this is how it should be. Christianity is a way of spirit, not of a body and it's desires. World is the way of body and it's instincts. Christianity is externally quite similar to Buddhism, but practiced ad Buddha taught. With conserving sexual chastity. But the spiritual motives and beliefs of Christianity and Buddhism are quite opposite.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:54 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dear Christian, you're an idiot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:58 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    An idiot, and a very annoying FAGGOT. A chrisfag indeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:55 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mindless, Thoughtless, Uneducated prosecution of a group without ANY discrimination of age, ethnicity, gender, nor cause. Internet, the closest things you get to equality. Cause equality for no one is equal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm catholic but fuck that if my wife won't fuck me because she doesn't like me anymore (not for health reasons, etc), I'll find another wife.

    People pretending you marry someone for all kinds of reasons except for sex are hypocrites.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    People that can not perceive how another person could think or behave differently to them are called bigots.

    You are a bigot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:02 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're quoting the bible on this site? You're either a troll or a priest.

    I say priest, due to all the loli content on this site.

    Comment by H-Ero
    10:29 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A priest would be here for shota, not loli.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:49 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought they are usually here for both?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:03 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So what's harder, living without sex, or cutting your own dick off. Hands down dick-off for me. The fact that he has the will to do such a thing. He'll be in heaven without a doubt. He's my hero!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:15 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    balls not dick. he cut off his balls

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not really. If you do it right, cutting your balls off only hurts for a couple days-- it heals OK and the only real trouble you'll have is that you might feel a bit colder and you might be weaker. It's not hard to live with. On the other hand, refraining from sex when you're a healthy guy who's producing testosterone may be difficult.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your balls make testosterone so without them you would start lose traits that make you male, and you can't get a bonner after a while

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:28 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hate to tell you, but the commandment was mistranslated. It should be "Thou shall not murder." That's a pretty big difference, and has nothing to do with self mutilation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:31 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In fact the commandments were created by the jews, so the self-mutilation must be permited because they circumcise their boys.

    But well, christians are faggots who think and belive whatever they want without a real reason.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:44 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    thats only those who blindly follow their religion to a T, Without thought. and not just use it as something to try to make their lives and the lives of others around them better.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >But well, christians are faggots who think and belive whatever they want without a real reason.

    That's the worst description of a Christian I have heard in quite some time.

    Christians have a definite set of doctrine and dogma that they believe in because they believe it will lead to eternal life.

    The opposite to what you said.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Please, stop perpetuating a mistranslation. It's thou shalt not murder. Ever wonder why God told David to kill a 9 foot man with a sling if killing were a sin? How about Samson fucking up a thousand people's shit with just a donkey's jawbone?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:29 10/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, if you read the stories carefully, it doesn't say "God told David to do this." Just that he did it.
    The word for "kill" in the commandment is "ratsach" in Hebrew. Literally "to pierce violently". It is used once elsewhere to refer to judicial killing, once for accidental killing and once for killing by proxy. So narrowing the definition to "legally unjustifiable killing" doesn't hold up to usage and is mostly a way for people to feel more comfortable about going to war and such.

    That said, I'd consider shooting someone to stop them harming my family, and I'd consider divorcing a wife who didn't want me physically anymore. Actually, I did the latter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:30 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the bible it is written, "If an eye offend thee, cut it out. It is better to cast off an eye than to have the whole body cast into the fire." These are, more or less, the words of Jesus himself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:37 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    After that "If an eye offends thee..." stuff, I just remembered that neither castration nor neutering kills sexual desire in humans. Might mute it a bit, but it won't put an end to it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, it is pretty effective. There are men who get surgically castrated solely to decrease their libido.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wth hell is a deep christian like you doing on this site in the first place... break any of your amendments lately? be honest

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:22 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Learned the difference between an ammendment and a commandment yet? Maybe you should try making it to 2nd grade where you'll get to learn about your nation's constitution and how they've had to patch it up with ammendments over time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:58 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Artefact, you remove most of the anti-christian comments, so please remove the christian comments to keep the peace. =)

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    Comment by Artefact

    I have never removed a comment for being pro- or anti-religious.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:02 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FREEDOM OF SPEECH RULES :)

    must be this certain anon's first time to surf sankaku..

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Serene

    You are inestimably superb.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:20 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Matthew 5:29
    If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

    so spiritual :)

    Comment by Nin
    04:15 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    (In response to the Christian Anon) This is what is generally called "talking a whole load, but saying very little."

    Such a post would also be receive were you not so stupid to choose to devote yourself to Christianity, I'm sure.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:57 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Logic fail: surgery/mutilation =/= murder, and actually quite a few of the loopier Christians castrated themselves for religious reasons over the centuries, both individual cases and sects (usually apocalyptic ones) which included nuts-cutting in their doctrine. IIRC Russia had such a sect as late as the 18th or 19th century.

    When asked if marriage was a good idea (considering early Christians believed that the end of the world was imminent. Much like modern Christbots, come to think of it...), Paul mentions people who have "made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of God", or something to that effect, and he didn't seem to disapprove.

    OTOH, the Old Testament does state that men with out-of-order nads (people who got their nuts crushed by the hoof of a cow or horse, for example) are not allowed to enter the temple/come near the altar.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:25 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nah, unfair including sects and weird off-branches. I mean, moslems have that "if you kill one person, it is like you killed every single person", with murder beeing a death-sin, and suicide beeing another one.
    So, we still get those freaks with their bombbelts in the mid-east.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:42 15/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is it harder to decide to castrate yourself than it is to decide to abstain?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:18 16/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You idiot the commandment "Thou shoult not kill" means to kill LIVING BEING(meaning human), and IF you actually we're a christian, then wouldn't you remember where it says "If your eyes make you sin, cut them out! For it would be better for a man to go blind into heaven than falling into sin."

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:51 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor guy was so devout that he cut off his own balls to keep his marriage holy. What has the 3D pig done for him?

    Honor thy husband, my ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:25 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She tempted him into castrating himself.

    He'll go to heaven and be with the angels from Sora no Otoshimono while she burns in hell.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:31 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O_O Angeloids?!

    /me cuts balls.

    I can always tell Ikarus to make them grow back once I'm there.

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    Comment by Chris
    20:02 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heard in heaven, pantsu fly through the sky







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