Man Castrates Self: “My Wife Wouldn’t Have Sex With Me”

Geez, hadn't the guy heard of divorce?

Devoting too much to 3D... Fail.
Wife wouldn't want to have sex? Have sex with someone else then

He's the role model of a husband.

Women are meant to be fucked

if he's really a christian he should have know, that's why god invented fapping

How symbolic. I honsetly think it would be better if you just listen to your balls in cases like these, instead of giving up your own desire because of some crazy rule system (in this case Christianity :P)

Better than the guy who infected his wife with HIV.

im a christian so i have decided to cut off my balls for god =_=

Good now he can't pass on his stupidity genes.

What a good guy... wait no what?! waaaaiiit

Hahaha "The wound had become infected" were's your God know christian?

Fucking american christians, pushing my faith on to everyone.

I believe in God (not that Jesus bullcrap)seriouly what the hell is a dead carpeter going to do for you?

But every church I go to is full of deranged losers (few nice vicers thought), I want to make my own church where you sit down for a few mintues and pray, then have food, then leave, all in the space of about 10 mintues.

And none of that new age christian song bullshit, get some of those awesome choir songs in.

Anyway just to let you know theres at least 1 sane godian (that it I'm changing the name, who the fuck gives a fuck about christ, what the hell did he do?)

Oh and don't believe the Bibel, it might have been "gods word" one day, but after the roman court got its hands on it, its just a bad fanfic. with a few good stories none the less

Poor guy. Dumb but I feel pity for him since he decided to stay faithful to his wife who is definitely screwing other guys.

Oh Ye!

ah, simca doesn't know if she should pity him or hit him in the head for being so stupid (#=n=)

hasn't the man thought of ways to woo his wife? maybe love has been lacking in their relationship lately so she didn't want to have sex with him.

another theory could be that his wife is menopausal, woman at that age tends to not have the urges for sex.

sheesh..simca is getting a headache from such idiots!

Agh I can imagine the pain...

Surprisingly, that is actually grounds for divorce. Christian law states that if the wife aint giving it up, then she aint fulfilling her duties as a wife.

wife and man fail.

I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the dumbass.

wife fail

more importantly, who made this drawing..it's gureattttt o_O

Ahhh, redneck farmers.

oh goddammit I had just forgotten about the pain olympics too.

If that's what he wanted to do to avoid possible temptation or raping has wife, it's his choice. I don't see why everyone's ragging on 'em, although I see why it sounds rather extreme.

If people say fapping to porn and ecchi or getting a fleshlight or dutch wife is good as it may stop people from adultery or rape, and loli to avoid Hanson and the van, what's wrong with his choice? It's not like he has much access as us to an universe or 5 of content at a click of a button or a walk to the nearest magazine shop.

Then again, if his wife was giving him some serious blue balls, she should know that marriage is is a two-way street. But he might have been coming on too strong may have had been asking for it 3 times a day or some craziness with the farm animals and had it coming...

What kind of reasoning is he was a Christian so he sined by mutilating himself to avoid another sin? Seems more like poor inbreed trash trying to come up with a reason after the fact or pure stupidity.

=/ Castration's been going on for millenia; it's really not that big a deal, as long as he personally wanted it. It's not like you'll die from cutting your balls off, and eunuchs go on with their lives. The only weird thing is that he did it himself instead of getting a doctor or something.

I sure can't agree with what he did, she has her way now. If he had jumped off a cliff instead, she would have nothing. Is there any other reason to live, as a man, than to be able to know they are still there and are use-able rather one is married or single or seperated? With out the ability to wack at least, I would either picked, Leave Her number 1 or jump off a really big cliff number 2 or filed for a divorce, the courts even in that country don't take the guys nuts for a settlement after all, you can still wack with a divorce...

Fail life is fail, I suppose.

That's was Colombians are inferior to us migthy Mexicans! ANY mexican man would kick that old hag in the face, and find a young beautiful new señorita to fuck with her night and day. The only way to not be temped by adultery is commiting it any day you want ^_^

That definitely, absolutely, and most likely sucked for him....He didn't had to do that, but he did anyway. I'm at a loss for words on this guy's actions. I mean the real solution should not have been that far off if he wanted to get her to have sex. But never mind that, it's way too late now....I feel like an a**hole just talking about this man.

Is she really worth it to cut off your own balls?! Christian or not....

Hispanic men always tend to blow things out of proportion it seems.

Now his wife will have to live with the guilt. Girls just don't realize that if we don't fuck, we don't continue to live.

Makes perfect sense if you think about it.

Someone should have introduced the man to 2D.

Well, too late now.