The Art of Anal Onanism

In Soviet Russia, the anus touches YOU.

Thanks, I so DIDN'T need that image...

Which image, the one you get by searching for "prolapse" in Google...? :D

(In be4 "my eyes" reaction thread)

the goggles do nothing?

Ah! This thread is top lols!

I have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard.

Anyone who would actually go and google prolapse deserves the eye bleach.

I did, because I knew I wouldn't care.

it's only gay if you get sexually stimulated at the thought of a guy...

I mean technically you could be boning the shit out of a hookers ass, being totally straight, only then to realise that it was a trap (from Thailand)... this sudden realisation doesn't turn you gay, any more than being raped by someone of the same sex would (unless you enjoy it).

Jees, you people are clueless.

are you saying this from personal experience?

MY EYES!

This is some rotten shit man, I really didn't to see that.
fuck it's like a booby trap damn I've been had

Make yours touch my dick, and I'll be happy.

you are kind of late...

your wife can get a strap on and do your ass and it won't make you gay!!!!!!!!

How come no one here ever heard of pegging?

another reason why real life needs futanari

... and real ones, not traps

... okay, traps are fine too >.>

Lol, there's some really stupid people here, gay is if you are attracted to men that's it, get anal pleasure has nothing to do if yo like men or not

Gay is not when your attracted to men. It's when your attracted to the same gender. Male + Male and Female + Female.

Okay, I got it. If you say, fucking yourself in t3h ass isn't gay, you got + votes, and if you insist that IS GHEY, you've got - votes.

Gay, or not, it's eventually sick. Or maybe I am the abnormal.

Too many kids here. They just like calling everything gay to look cool but they're really mindless tools..

gay = homosexuality = relationship with someone of the same sex

Any retarded questions?

no the + votes are for ppl who stick dildos in their ass but can't assume it and claim it's not gay. and the - votes are for ppl who just say the truth but seems it's not a majority here ...

anyway we call a dog : a dog
same with gay pratices : it's gay and nothing else. Just assume you are gay if you do / love this. no need for further debat.

I'm tired of this shit. I can't read that anymore. Everybody here is putting things in his anus, for pleasure - and persuades himself it's normal.

Yeah, I'm the uneducated mindless kid, who pretends to be hetero, just 'cuz it's cooool. Futanari is sexy, and putting a 30 cm dildo in your anus is an ordinary everyday thing.

Sayonara, FUCK YOURSELVES

Borat would surely have a say about this...

So what about women having anal pleasure is that gay too?

and gay ppl voted - on my comment cqfd :p

If they were gay, they would have voted thumbs up.
Fuckin retard...

I think I could bring myself to like a guy, but I'll never have sex with him. Major turnoff.

man, you guys are so stupid. taking it in the ass/putting something in your ass definitely makes you gay. the bible says so and therefore jesus says so. my logic is infallible.

Actually the bible simply says that putting things in your ass is wrong, and in law that's considered sodomy (based on some bible interpretations). The bible doesn't categorize what is gay, it just mentions that being gay, what is commonly known as being attracted to other men and having intercourse with them, is wrong.

Guys who say anal pleasure is gay have obviously never tried it. The prostate is something every guy has, and when stimulated it usually feels good.

Next time your girl is giving you a hand job ask her to play with your ass at the same time. Maybe not for everyone, but worth trying out.

I'm just scared i'll like it too much; it's hard enough explaining yourself to your mom when she busts you with your hand on your cock, let alone anal beads coming outta your ass. Anyways, as long as it doesnt adversly affect or harm anyone else, whatever gets you off.

Hey, wasn't mom your first, with that thermometer up your butt? Then her fingers and then the vibrators and that great strap-on she uses. I wish she would wash it or use a condom on it after she does dad first.

O.o
That started out as normal trolling, but something happened.

please try it before saying its gay. its just pleasuring the male g-spot.

no thx

this is gay and you can't say it's not (or you are just lying to yourself)

Gay as in fun!

First Anon here.
So, Rethardus, if I were to follow your line of reasoning, the act of putting things in one's mouth (say, a popsicle for example) would equate to wanting to suck dick. It is a fact that you will grow older, but merely fantasy to assume that this will result in you overcoming your very apropos screen name.

Honestly, in this day and age who gives a shit about something being gay or not? The book has sexy traps and traps are fine too and it shows a way to achieve a much greater pleasure than normal masturbation. So why do you have to insult it? Stupid guys. If you fear you could like it, just say so.

Besides, being gay actually requires one to like the same and not the opposite sex, hence homo and not hetero.

@1st Anon

No, because it's not a sexual desire. You just want to eat a popsicle, not sucking it for its sperm. If you suck on a dildo, for sexual pleasure, then you're probably gay, which is the same kind of reasoning, not your kind of warped reasoning.

And I just don't understand how many ignorant people there are out there. You think I made up the name without being aware that it resembles the word "retard"? You think that you're the first one to make this "joke" (apart from myself that is?).

Oh my, you really had me there.

No, I think what you need to do is, instead of having an opinion first and clinging on it without listening to the arguments (even though it was expressed in a sarcastic and a childish way) and just say things without even accepting the fact that I may be right; that you reflect on the fact that putting things up your anus may be gay indeed.

I didn't say that gay was unnatural, even monkeys have gay sex. But it doesn't take away the fact that it is gay.

In that way, you and the people who gave me thumbs downs are the ignorant ones, and more "homophobic" than me... I never gave it a negative connotation, but people saw it as offensive and gave me downs. Quite childish I must say...

youre an idiot lol

So let me see. Saying things that is against this matter is automatically wrong, even though there are more arguments than the people who are positive about it.

Even an "youre an idiot lol" passes.
What the fuck is there to argue about than, the opinions are already settled without even a chance to think about the matter.

You know what? It's just lying to yourself, wanting a plastic dick up your anus isn't gay because there's no man in this matter?

Come on, a real dick would probably be better as well, if you like a plastic one... It's just that you guys don't like male, because of their looks and the social pressure of being a fag, and their personality.

TL;DR:

Don't tell me that you faggots out there wouldn't want dicks if the guy in this situation is looking girly and has a girlish personality.

You WOULD tap it. And it would make you as gay as wanting an ugly guy... Just as fucking an ugly girl would make you as heterosexual as fucking a hot girl.

Faggots, both litterally and in figure of speech.

I want to be a girl that is being fucked in the ass with a strap-on by another girl. How do I fit in?

@Rethardus:

The more you write the more stupid you sound, please stop.

You know i haven't really thought about the matter but simply by the fanaticism that people like Rethardus speak am thinking that they could be wrong because fanatics are always the worst.

To be honest, I already know there's no point in saying anything at all.

It just pisses me off that people say things without any sense, yet it passes off because all people here tend to like objects in their anus.

I'm not even criticizing the fact for liking it or not.

Anyway, it doesn't make sense either that your comment is only right when you are not a "fanatic". Basically, all I need to do is type a sentence that's quite safe, like "IMHO" / "I think" / "I tried" , and there the plus positive ranking goes?

Then if so, IMHO you all are faggots, thinking that you're right because you've got faggot friends backing you out.

There.

You're awfully masculine for a guy who uses a chick as his avatar...

Be honest for once.

Yeah, we all know Haruhi takes it up the poopchute.

So either ship up, or get a new gravatar.

Lets not encourage people to do this.. Why? Simple. Fapping leaves no mark. Anal probing makes your middle finger smell like shit. Do we really want shit-smelling fingers touching the handles on doors, elevator buttons, etcetera?

By eating bananas you reserve a place in HELL!!!!!>_< ;)

i can't believe it -_-;;

someone is actually fighting over something so stupid and unimportant as this

Homosexuality = A-OK

Heterosexuality = A-OK

Bi Sexuality = Pick a god damn team! >.<

I'm indecisive... you can't make me pick a team - picking a team rules out threesomes

ITT rethardus refuses to address the definition of homosexuality, or the fact that anal stimulation and attraction to the same sex may be not directly related, and everyone else is trolled. Also ITT I reply to year old comments @_@

Having a relationship with a man is (if you are one too) is gay.

Fixed that for you.

+1

It's not like people putting things in their own butts is hurting you.

Unless that thing is you...

The Anon above me speaks truth.

Futanari is gay.

Really, its basically a man with tits and girlish figure.

It's for closet homosexuals who want wang but want to disguise it with bishoujos.

I see, there are still guys who can't appreciate the fine art, that futanari is. I pity you fools.
See for yourself,... [http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3286/w6xwwkcu1v.jpg]
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Futanari is yuri but with need to explain where the baby came from.

Futanari = hermaphrodite

Personally, I see futa as a turn-off, but I definitely think it's NOT gay to like that sorta thing at all. Geez, so many close-minded anons here calling everything gay without even knowing the true definition of the word.....

futanari is so awesome:). it'll be cool to see futa stuff on this site. i mean, it is hentai

Futa is cool! Why not?

Doesn't really do it for me personally, but I'm not one to judge anyone else's tastes. If you like it, more porn for you!