Otaku Popular: “They Can Only Cheat With 2D Girls!”

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Otaku have consistently been amongst the least popular men for Japanese women, but at least a few have kind words for them, praising their “conscientious” nature and inability to cheat on all but 2D girls…

According to some of the girls dating them, otaku boyfriends are honest, faithful and gentlemanly – more so than men at large, at least.

Most of all, they are said to be unlikely to be unfaithful, unless of course 2D girls are included in the equation.

One otaku girlfriend explains:

“Who cares about 2D? If it’s not a real human, it’s fine – I’d actually be grateful for him cheating with a girl in a game like that…”

Dubious praise indeed… Of course, not all such partners are so forgiving of 2D girls competing for their affections.


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    Avatar of Nani
    Comment by Nani
    03:52 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Who cares about 2D? If it’s not a real human, it’s fine – I’d actually be grateful for him cheating with a girl in a game like that…”

    They're just envious.

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    Comment by kajunbowser
    04:05 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That, or they've never heard of the (near-) divorce Love Plus fiascos.

    Comment by Busy
    04:30 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are always few psycho woman out there who will act like this...

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    Comment by giedriusonline
    04:55 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not few - meny

    but i dont understand how normal man can excange real woman to 2D and had
    thats just not right

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just because you don't understand it, doesn't make it wrong.

    In fact, she seems to be the most sane woman in Japan. Why the hell would it matter if he/she spends time playing a 2D dating game. It's 2D, it's not real!

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    06:24 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "I’d actually be grateful for him cheating with a girl in a game like that…"
    is an appropriate way for a girl to say,
    "I like that game too."

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is an appropriate way for a girl to say,
    "I fap with that game too."

    Fix'd.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:33 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A girl. Fapping. Creepy. x-X

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He could be fapping her boyfriend for all you know, lol.

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    Comment by pointlessrockstar
    03:35 07/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so its actaully the 2D girl cheating with both of them?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:37 08/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Girls don't fap, they schlick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:59 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well that is an exception.... what guy would prefer a game for a gal?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:11 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's called self-esteem.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or rather a lack thereof.

    Confident men realize their worth, and are more prone to investigating other options if they present themselves. Insecure men tend to hold onto what they have with fervor.

    Also, confidence makes people assholes! :-P

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    Comment by nocturne
    06:24 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's an ironically broad yet parochial generalization. The result of how much, or how little, self-esteem one has depends on what that person sees to be his or her own self-image or aspirations thereof. A man with high self-esteem who does not see any worthwhile value in an exclusive relationship will likely be quite the moonlighting playboy. A man with high self-esteem who prides himself in being loyal and reliable would make a devoted significant other. The respective results are usually inverted for people with low self-esteem.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    When life throws you a lemon, go make some lemonade.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, you ask for more lemon

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    Comment by thanto_
    10:13 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, you EAT YOUR GODDAMN LEMON.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:17 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wrong! You eat it with fish and chips!

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    Comment by celebrinen
    15:16 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But unless life also throws you some sugar you're gonna end up with crappy lemonade.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:42 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It doesn't really matter if you don't have water. How would you mix it all up? Otherwise its gonna need a lot of sugar and still taste crappy.

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    Comment by celebrinen
    18:28 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Touche

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    Comment by h8GWB
    09:52 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    When life throws you a lemon, and you don't have anything else, you pretend it's hentai fanfiction.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:47 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I prefer to find someone who has life giving them vodka, and throw a party.

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    Comment by Duck lord
    10:27 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    can u fuck 2D?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:42 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF!? Of course you can.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:00 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow even when the women admit not caring whether the OTAKU boyfriend is cheating on her with a FAKE girl you people still have shit to say about them. That's just sad. Oh yeah pretty pathetic as well.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's ok, they won't reproduce and pass on their genes.

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    Comment by Sylar
    18:06 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have to say a big bravo to the girl who made that comment. Finally a girl not full with stupid jealousy that has a problem with drawings.

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    Comment by babaybluez287
    21:02 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm still looking for someone that'd say that to me ...

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    Comment by h8GWB
    09:56 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're all wrong. The real problem is monogamy. There's no reason why I can't love different girls equally.

    There's enough love for me to spread around, baby.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:43 04/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've been in a relationship where monogomy wasn't an issue it hurts when all your partner wants is more so stfu PIG

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    Comment by GFC
    03:56 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish more girls wouldn't mind 2D.. maybe, just maybe, then one day we'll be able to live a fully functional pseudo 3D life..

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:26 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't understand how any girl can think "He's cheating!" when it's a fucking picture. I'm a girl (feel free to pretend otherwise, as this is the net) and I fancy the looks of many a 2D character. If I had a significant other who couldn't accept that I think a drawing is pretty then I'd dump their asses if I couldn't get it through their head that 'it's just a drawing!'

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    Comment by Otaku Girl
    04:41 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fellow girl here- agreed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:00 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it would be treated as if a partner was constantly looking at magazines of that sort. It might make you feel insecure, which your partner should be approached about, but it's not cheating.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would have thought more people would think "He likes anime girls more than me?" instead of "He's cheating on me!" first.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:45 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think women would feel like they are not enough for their partner if their partner is still fapping to another girl 2D or 3D. If some girls don't care then thats cool.

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    Comment by Roninracer
    05:36 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cheating is cheating whether it's emotionally or physically. In fact most would prefer the physical cheating over the emotional one when they are in a serious relationship, because it actually hurts less.

    Just looking at pictures of someone you find attractive and fappable is not cheating.

    Cheating is when you're like "why can you treat me the way the girls in love plus do, they are so much better than you" and then you spend all your time playing the game.

    Falling in love with someone (2d or 3d) when you're in a relationship with someone else is most definitely cheating and the more hurtful kind (emotional) too.

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    Comment by Chen-03
    05:45 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd say it depends on the relationship and the distribution of roles. If your the slave you don't have any right anyway and if your the master you can punsish the slave. Serious relationship *giggle*, this is the internet, keep the dreaming for RL.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:21 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    cheating only exist in physical contact,kissing or having sex with some other real person.
    Don't go feminist on me with your emotinal cheating trick,it does not exist like that.
    And stop being so delusional.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:06 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah how about you go fuck yourself. You obviously have never been in a real meaningful relationship or have never even had one. All this crap you've been reading on the internet has probably warped what you have left of that little brain in your head.

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    Comment by Chen-03
    15:14 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you need a meaningful reply, here it is:

    People in a serious relationship need to think like this: "I belong only to you, but you don't belong only to me." If you think it the other way around you get easily jealous but have room left to cheat for yourself. But if you and your partner live up to the "I belong only to you, but you don't belong only to me." thing everything should be fine. The trick is, it won't work if you expect it from your partner and don't seriously do it yourself.

    btw I guess your new to this site. Otherwise you would have known better than to take my first reply seriously.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:50 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it's more the emotinal cheating. If you feel he's paying more attention to the 2D girl than you it's like he's more emotionally invested in that than you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:10 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're right comrade!

    In fact, I'd join him and fap to it together.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:53 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    a picture which obviously gets more attention than his real partner XD

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    Comment by g0rth0r
    04:01 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glad to see there's still some hope.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    otaku girls are the ones that might get super jealous... but otaku guys would get jealous of her cheating with 2d guys... and so the cycle continues

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    Comment by thanto_
    10:16 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "but otaku guys would get jealous of her cheating with 2d guys"

    Based on what, exactly? Has there ever been a single instance of this? ever? Short answer: no. Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:49 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a guy and I don't really care if women masturbate to a 2D guys, but if it was a 3D guy then there will be blood.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does that include live action porn? it would fall under the 3D guy category; would you stop her from masturbating with it?

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    Comment by Gitami
    04:16 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hope for what?
    That when they're tired of living the life and when they're older they latch onto you. Say good bye to the figurine, games, doujins fund. Imagine those obsessive buy fans, instead of ten of those Strike Witches bloomer bags only three, or those obsessive fifty cds have only twenty of the cd. Like thanksgiving without the turkey.
    Otakus are their consolation prize.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd be lucky to get one let alone three or twenty.






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